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Lord Raven's Court

Lord Raven's Court

In the year 556 of the Runtallian Calendar, a war broke out in the eastern frontier of the Kingdom of Runtallia between the eastern overlord, Duke Gaverone Walruse of Regalia, and the barbarian chief-thane known as Dariun Drunzelle of the Shiradonii tribe, one of the Four Great Tribes of Norsmund, a nation that borders the Kingdom, deemed to be the land of brutes and savages. As the Duke of Regalia marches with his army to defend the disputed land of Kurlon, the barbarians have taken such an opportune moment to launch another incursion near the eastern border of Regalia near the town of Flendle, with the intention of dividing his army. However, despite accepting the town and the surrounding local lords' territories as lost cause in the war in favor of Kurlon– a newly discovered territory bountiful with veins of iron and other minerals– the Duke tasks his third son, Lord Velmund Walruse, along with his retinue, the Order of the Raven Knights, to fend off the attack. Now faced with the plight of defending the border town against a 5,000-strong Norsmundi army with his few yet skilled knights, along with an ill-equipped and undermanned militia, Lord Velmund has no choice but to fulfill his duty as a noble, relying upon his wits and his few but capable retainers to survive his first battle at the tender age of sixteen summers and winters. Contrary to his timid, youthful, and innocent appearance, however, lies his sly and scheming nature, evident by his fondness of dark magical arts specializing in illusion spells. Nevertheless, he himself has no idea of what he is capable of, and what he is destined to become. Meanwhile, further east at the frontier with Norsmund, a plot hatches to ensnare the Duke within the clutches of his treacherous vassals. Not only his life is threatened by these schemes, but his sons Theo and Varus as well. With this scheme put into motion, the Duke and Velmund's siblings, Varus and Theo, would taste fate's twisted humor, with the former meeting his demise in a blaze of glory amidst the field of battle, and the latter two vanishing in incidents shrouded by mysteries. With the death of the patriarch of Regalia and his heirs' disappearance, the young lord who was initially third in line for the succession of the ducal seat became its temporary occupant. And thus, the tale of him and his court begins… CHAPTER RELEASE: January 1st at 12:00 UTC
War
201 Chs
Uncovering Billionaire's Secrets: Her New Recruit Is A Reporter?

Uncovering Billionaire's Secrets: Her New Recruit Is A Reporter?

Her whole life was thrown into turmoil the very day she made the front page of the Daily Dot. "You want to know my secret? I'd rather give up my riches than let you all know." Averna said determined. ––––––––––– 'Secrets' how silent, yet powerful or damaging! There is a reason why secrets are meant to stay hidden, no one likes when it's forcefully brought into the spotlight. Averna, a young, beautiful billionaire CEO of her perfume company in the city of Dardale was placed in a similar situation by none other than the infamous paparazzi team 'We Scoop, You Lose' who are eagerly on her trail, trying to get the latest scoop of the century, they hire the expertise of their top reporter, Damian who has to go undercover as a recruit in Averna's company. In the process, she repeatedly bumps into him; who is both dedicated to his mission but also known for his charisma and good looks, his presence in her self proclaimed world would be the turning point in her career and life. As he tries to dig into her past, he gets to know more than he bargained for. Would he be able to follow through with his mission? ––––––––––– Would you accept half a billion dollars to uncover the secret of a billionaire as an undercover reporter? If Yes ~ Kindly tap the 'READ NOW' to find out more. If No ~ Kindly tap the 'READ NOW' to know if it's worth reconsidering or you might just find if the plot ends up agreeing with you at the end. Gold Winner [WPC#205 - Strong Female Lead]
Urban
175 Chs
Farm System, Baby, and a Fortune: My '70s Divorce

Farm System, Baby, and a Fortune: My '70s Divorce

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?
Urban
101 Chs
What are some funny court reporter stories?
Well, there was a court reporter who misheard a witness say 'pistol' as 'poodle'. It led to a really confused moment in the courtroom until the error was caught. Also, a court reporter once had a very talkative parrot in the background during a remote session. The parrot kept repeating phrases like 'case dismissed' at the most inappropriate times.
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2024-12-02 01:36
What are some interesting court reporter funny stories?
In one courtroom, the court reporter had a very strong accent. When repeating back a witness's statement, they made it sound like it was a completely different statement due to their accent. For example, 'I saw the man with the black hat' came out as 'I saw the man with the black cat'. It took a while for everyone to figure out what was really said and it was quite a funny moment.
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2024-12-09 09:18
Can you share some court reporter funny stories?
Sure. There was a court reporter who accidentally typed 'The defendant is guilty of being too handsome' instead of the actual charge. It caused a big laugh in the courtroom.
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2024-12-08 14:11
Can you tell me a specific funny court reporter story?
There was this one time a court reporter was working on a high - profile case. The courtroom was really tense, but then the reporter's phone, which was on silent but had a vibrating alarm set, started going off. It made this really loud buzzing sound on the desk. The reporter, in a panic, knocked over a cup of coffee trying to reach for the phone. The coffee spilled all over their notes. Thankfully, they were able to salvage most of it and continue with a good - natured laugh from the rest of the courtroom.
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2024-12-02 19:37
What are some of the funniest court reporter stories you know?
One court reporter had a case where a lawyer kept using very long and convoluted words. At one point, the reporter accidentally typed 'gibberish' instead of the actual long word. It was quite funny when it was later reviewed.
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2024-11-05 20:57
What are some hilarious court stenographer funny stories?
A court stenographer was working on a case where a witness had a really thick accent. The stenographer tried their best to accurately record what was being said. But at one point, the witness said something that sounded like 'I saw the bad man with the big hat running away'. The stenographer, in a hurry, typed 'I saw the batman with the big cat running away'. When this was read back later, the courtroom erupted in laughter. It was a light - hearted moment in an otherwise serious courtroom environment.
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2024-11-14 08:58
Can you share some funny court stories?
In one court story, a lawyer accidentally called the judge 'Mom' during a trial. He was so nervous and it took everyone by surprise. The judge just chuckled and told him to be more careful. It was really a funny moment in the serious court environment.
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2024-11-30 11:15
What are some of the most memorable funny court stories?
A funny court story involves a patent case. A man claimed he had invented a 'self - tying shoelace' but when he demonstrated it in court, he tripped over his own shoelaces multiple times. It was clear his invention wasn't as good as he thought, and the court found it hilarious. This shows how sometimes people overestimate their inventions. And also how the court can be a place not just for serious judgment but also for some unexpected humor.
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2024-11-30 09:28
Can you share some funny Irish court stories?
There's this funny story about an Irish court case. A man was in court for public drunkenness. When the judge asked him why he was so drunk, he said he was celebrating finding a four - leaf clover. He then proceeded to pull out a handful of what he thought were four - leaf clovers but were actually just regular clover, which made everyone in the courtroom chuckle.
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2024-11-23 01:27
What are some of the most hilarious funny court recorder stories?
One time, a court recorder was so engrossed in a really dramatic testimony that they forgot to press the record button. When they realized, they panicked and tried to quickly recap what was said from memory. It was a mess and very funny in hindsight.
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2024-11-05 03:32
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