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Farm System, Baby, and a Fortune: My '70s Divorce

Farm System, Baby, and a Fortune: My '70s Divorce

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?
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Funny Baby Poop Stories
One funny baby poop story is when my little nephew was in his high chair. He made this really strange face and then there was a loud poop sound. He just looked so surprised himself and then started giggling, which made the whole family laugh.
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2024-11-12 00:47
Funny Embarrassing Poop Stories
There was this time when I was in a public restroom at a shopping mall. The toilet paper roll was empty and I didn't realize until it was too late. I had to call out to the lady cleaning outside the bathroom to pass me some toilet paper. It was so mortifying, especially when I heard other people in the restroom giggling.
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2024-10-30 00:36
More Funny Baby Poop Stories
My cousin's baby pooped during a bath. It was floating in the water and the baby was just splashing around happily, completely unaware of what was in the water. When my cousin noticed, she quickly scooped the baby out and drained the water. It was a messy situation but also a really funny one. We still laugh about it when we get together.
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2024-11-11 13:21
Are there any funny school poop stories?
Once, a group of students were playing a game during recess and one of them accidentally stepped in dog poop on the schoolyard. They then had to walk around with a stinky shoe for the rest of the day. Everyone made fun of them in a friendly way and it became a well - known school poop story.
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2024-12-13 05:48
What are some poop - related funny stories?
I remember a story from my childhood. There was a new boy in school who was really nervous on his first day. He asked to go to the bathroom in a hurry and ended up getting lost. When he finally found it, he was so relieved that he made a really loud noise while pooping, and the whole class could hear. Everyone was trying not to laugh.
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2024-12-12 02:08
Are there any funny girl poop pants stories?
Well, once there was a little girl at a picnic. She ate so much ice cream that her tummy got a bit upset. All of a sudden, she realized she really needed to go. She started running towards the restroom but didn't quite make it in time. Her pants got a little soiled. But instead of being embarrassed, she just laughed and said she should have listened to her mom about not eating so much ice cream at once.
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2024-11-17 18:11
Funny boy and girl pee and poop stories
A boy and a girl were playing in the park. The boy suddenly announced he had to pee really badly. He ran towards a tree but slipped and fell in a puddle. The girl couldn't stop laughing. When it was time for the girl to poop, she was so worried about finding a clean toilet that she made the boy search all over the park with her. In the end, they found a public restroom.
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2024-12-10 12:21
What are some funny diaper poop stories?
A baby pooped right in the middle of a family photo session. Just as everyone was smiling for the camera, there was this strange smell, and then they realized the baby had filled his diaper. It was really funny because everyone's expressions changed so quickly.
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2024-11-07 03:38
Are there any funny girls poop pants stories?
A girl was at a birthday party. She was having so much fun playing games and eating cake that she forgot about using the bathroom. All of a sudden, she pooped her pants. Her friends started laughing but not in a mean way. They quickly helped her change and then they all laughed about it together later. It was a bit of a silly and funny situation.
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2024-12-04 22:35
Share some funny poop stories from BuzzFeed.
Well, one story I remember from BuzzFeed was about a dog that got into the cat's litter box and ended up with poop all over its face. It was so silly looking and the owner had a hard time not laughing while cleaning it up.
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2024-10-26 12:45
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