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“How Embarrassing Must Your Death Be to Get SSS Rank?”

“How Embarrassing Must Your Death Be to Get SSS Rank?”

Lee Min lived an extraordinarily unimpressive life… and died in an even more unimpressive way. Crushed by a vending machine while trying to get a snack, he became a cosmic meme so embarrassing that even God couldn’t leave him like that. Out of pure pity (and maybe secondhand embarrassment), God reincarnates him into a fantasy world with: SSS-Rank stats A dual-layer System Ridiculously OP abilities A brand-new life And absolutely ZERO control over his infant body Now reborn as a baby with the power to level mountains but the motor skills of a wet noodle, Lee Min unintentionally terrorizes his father, delights his mother, and sends the local priest into weekly therapy. His random emotional outbursts cause shockwaves, mini earthquakes, wind blasts, and occasional teleportation. Meanwhile, the System treats every baby milestone as a quest: “Hold head up!” “Crawl!” “Speak!” “Socialize!” “Don’t panic!” (he always fails this one) Every achievement earns him tiny stat boosts… which still stack onto his already absurd SSS base power. Unfortunately, one thing followed him into this new life: A traumatizing fear of tall, box-shaped objects. Every once in a while, something remotely resembling a vending machine tips over — in moments of comedy, tension, or dramatic battles — and Lee reacts like he’s reliving his death… even though nothing can hurt him anymore. As he grows from baby to child to teen, his powers stabilize, his skills evolve, and the world begins to notice the “miracle child.” Villagers believe he’s a chosen one. Mages think he’s a reincarnated archmage. Father thinks he’s a walking apocalypse. Mother thinks he’s adorable. But Lee? He’s just trying not to accidentally flatten a building every time he sneezes. Eventually, he’ll enter the wider world — academies, dungeons, kingdoms — all while dealing with: Misinterpreted reflexes Accidental feats of strength Over-the-top monster annihilations Gods who regret giving him too much power Political factions terrified of a boy who doesn’t know his own strength And through it all? He’s still haunted by the memory of that vending machine.
Fantasy
43 Chs
A '70s Flash Marriage: Raising Cubs, Making Millions

A '70s Flash Marriage: Raising Cubs, Making Millions

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.
Urban
163 Chs
Funny Embarrassing Poop Stories
There was this time when I was in a public restroom at a shopping mall. The toilet paper roll was empty and I didn't realize until it was too late. I had to call out to the lady cleaning outside the bathroom to pass me some toilet paper. It was so mortifying, especially when I heard other people in the restroom giggling.
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2024-10-30 08:36
What are some embarrassing girl poop stories?
Well, once a girl was at a friend's sleepover. She really had to go but the bathroom was occupied. By the time it was free, she almost didn't make it in time and there was a bit of an accident. It was so embarrassing as her friends heard her panicked dash.
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2024-12-11 13:50
Girl Holds in Poop Embarrassing Story
One time, a girl was in a long meeting. She had an upset stomach but was too shy to excuse herself. As she held it in, her face turned red. Eventually, she couldn't bear it anymore and had to run out in a very awkward manner. Everyone in the meeting was left looking at each other in surprise.
2 answers
2024-12-01 05:18
Funny Baby Poop Stories
One funny baby poop story is when my little nephew was in his high chair. He made this really strange face and then there was a loud poop sound. He just looked so surprised himself and then started giggling, which made the whole family laugh.
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2024-11-12 08:47
Funny Embarrassing Bedwetting Stories
Well, I once heard a story. A little boy was so excited about a sleepover at his friend's house. He had so much fun during the day that when he went to bed at night, he completely forgot he wasn't at home. In the middle of the night, he wet the bed. His friend woke up first and was really shocked. When the boy woke up and realized what had happened, he was so embarrassed that his face turned bright red.
3 answers
2024-11-23 06:22
Funny embarrassing puberty stories
When I was going through puberty, my voice started changing. It would crack at the most inconvenient times. I was in the middle of a class presentation and my voice went from normal to a really high pitch all of a sudden. It was so funny in retrospect but at that moment I wanted to disappear.
2 answers
2024-10-26 04:06
Funny embarrassing fart stories
I was in a crowded elevator. A woman accidentally farted. It was silent but smelled awful. She tried to play it off by coughing loudly, but we all knew what had happened. People started fanning the air with their hands.
1 answer
2024-10-30 18:05
Funny embarrassing date stories
Once I went on a date to a fancy restaurant. I was so nervous that when the waiter asked for my order, I completely blanked and ordered something that I'm allergic to. When my date asked why I was so red and sweating after taking a bite, I had to confess. It was super embarrassing.
2 answers
2024-12-15 04:28
Funny Embarrassing Pregnancy Stories
There was this pregnant woman who went to a job interview. As she was sitting, she suddenly felt the baby kick really hard. She involuntarily let out a little yelp. The interviewers looked at her strangely, and she had to quickly explain that it was just the baby being active.
1 answer
2024-11-24 22:06
Really Funny Embarrassing Stories
Once I went to a job interview. I was so nervous that when the interviewer asked me to introduce myself, I completely forgot my name for a few seconds. I just stood there with a blank face. Then I stuttered out my name and felt my face turn bright red. It was so embarrassing but now it makes me laugh.
2 answers
2024-12-13 02:26
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