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Farm System, Baby, and a Fortune: My '70s Divorce

Farm System, Baby, and a Fortune: My '70s Divorce

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?
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Tell a funny girl poop story.
A girl went to the zoo with her friends. She drank a huge cup of juice before entering. As they were walking around looking at the monkeys, she felt the urge to poop. She started running to the nearest restroom, which was quite a distance away. Along the way, she made all kinds of funny faces trying to hold it in. When she finally made it, she came out feeling relieved and told her friends the whole embarrassing story, which they all found hilarious.
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2024-12-04 10:37
What is the funny Roomba poop story?
Maybe the funny Roomba poop story is that someone's Roomba sucked up some poop that was accidentally left on the floor by a baby or a small animal. Then it started leaving poop trails as it moved around the room trying to clean, which is both gross and funny at the same time.
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2024-12-12 13:19
Tell a funny girl poop story.
Once there was a little girl who was so excited about a new puppy in the house. One day, while she was playing with the puppy outside, she suddenly had to go poop really bad. She ran towards the house as fast as she could, but the puppy thought it was a game and chased her. By the time she got to the toilet, she was laughing so hard at the puppy that she almost forgot why she was in such a hurry.
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2024-12-09 05:50
Tell me a funny poop story.
Once, my little nephew was potty training. He was sitting on the toilet and suddenly shouted, 'Mommy, the poop is like a little snake!' It was so hilarious because he was so excited about his discovery. His innocent description made the whole family burst into laughter.
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2024-11-20 23:42
Oh shit funny poop story: Have you ever had a really funny poop story?
Well, once I was at a friend's house and their dog was really excited. As I was about to use the bathroom, the dog rushed in and barked at me. I was so startled that I jumped, and it was just a really awkward and funny moment.
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2024-12-01 23:47
Tell me a roomba funny poop story.
Well, once my Roomba ran over a little poop my puppy left unnoticed. It smeared it all over the floor in the funniest pattern. I was horrified at first but then couldn't stop laughing at the chaos it created.
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2024-12-08 05:32
What could be a funny girl poop story?
One day, a girl went to a fair. She had a big funnel cake and some cotton candy. Not long after, her stomach started to rumble. She ran to the fairground's public restroom. But there was a long line. She was bouncing up and down trying to hold it. When she finally got in, she came out later feeling so much better and was joking about how the fair food had gotten the best of her digestive system.
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2024-12-09 14:22
Funny Baby Poop Stories
One funny baby poop story is when my little nephew was in his high chair. He made this really strange face and then there was a loud poop sound. He just looked so surprised himself and then started giggling, which made the whole family laugh.
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2024-11-12 08:47
Funny Embarrassing Poop Stories
There was this time when I was in a public restroom at a shopping mall. The toilet paper roll was empty and I didn't realize until it was too late. I had to call out to the lady cleaning outside the bathroom to pass me some toilet paper. It was so mortifying, especially when I heard other people in the restroom giggling.
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2024-10-30 08:36
Tell me a funny Roomba dog poop story.
Once, my Roomba was cleaning as usual. My dog had just made a little poop mess in the corner. Before I could clean it up, the Roomba rolled right over it. It started spreading the poop all over the floor instead of cleaning it. It was a hilarious and gross mess. I had to quickly stop the Roomba and clean everything up by hand.
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2024-11-02 09:41
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