funny baby poop stories

Seven years ago, Shen Qianshu is impregnated with Ye Ling's child in an accident. Seven years later, the little boy becomes famous and is thought of as the nation's son. When he suddenly sees Ye Ling appear, he greets, "Hello, Daddy?" Ye Ling watches as the little prince roars, "Where's my princess?" Just as Shen Qianshu is preparing to run with her son, she gets pushed down by Ye Ling. "You can leave if you want, but leave me a princess first. Let's have another baby!"

She, the world's chief doctor of the 21st century, the legendary overlord of the medical world, was killed and her soul transmigrated… She, the useless miss of the Windcloud Empire, was ugly, silly, and obsessed! She died in her own sister and fiancé's hands… When she reopened her eyes again, she had the soul of the strong but the body of the weak… When she became her, her fate would be rewritten and a miracle would appear… This was a story of a two-faced person meeting another two-faced person. With pure hearts, they would end up together.

She was a descendant of the martial aristocratic family. She had just transmigrated when she was plotted against by others. She unexpectedly fell pregnant after a random encounter with a man. After ten months of pregnancy, she gave birth to a little fox! And this little fox pulled at her clothes and called her mother! Good thing is, the little baby fox was caring, adorable and obedient. In the mainland where good and evil are both present, the mother-son duo combined forces, suppressing all others with their expert skills, making those relatives who looked down on them regret a lot. However, one day, Baby Fox's daddy came looking for him. Not only did he want to snatch her child, he even wanted to snatch her along! The baby fox would not easily agree! Thus, the baby fox said with his hands on waist, "You want to be my daddy? Ok, hand over your money, and wait your turn." Then the baby said to her, "Mommy, the uncle living next door is rich, how about letting him be my daddy?"

Suddenly becomes a mafia boss in a superpowers world and you are only 3 years old?! Ainsley Sloan, a 20-year-old avid anime lover, suddenly transmigrated into a body of a toddler. The father eloped with a woman, and the mother was just a surrogate mom. The two left behind their 3-years-old baby girl to rule over a mid-sized mafia family! No, this can't be! Ainsley was forced to embrace the abandoned Sloan Family and bring their family to the top of the dangerous mafia world– else she died. But, worry not! With the power of ultimate luck, the help of her loyal subordinates, and the protection of her cats-becoming-human, Ainsley will kick any enemies coming her way! A late encounter with a certain system even paved a flowery path for her. With its help, Ainsley will be the best mafia boss, and an extraordinary one! When other mafia bosses smoke cigarettes, Ain has choco Pocky stuck in her mouth. When other bosses swirl their glass of red wine, Ain blows her cup of hot milk! When other bosses blow their gun after a fight...Ain changes her diaper. Watch the baby take over the mafia world with her unique baby charm! 7 years later. A certain shrewd mini boss: "Ain, how about becoming my fiancee?" The boy five years older than the toddler waved a limited edition BL pillow case as a bribe. A certain system: kiddo, accept his proposal! sucks his money! Wtf you two. Fiancee your a*s!! I'm only 10! PS: If you expect fast-paced bad*ss FL, face-slapping & heroic deed in the first 100 chapters, this book might be not to your taste _____ Ancient/modern setting books: 1. The Dragon Prince's Wife is a Translator (completed)  2. The CEO's Office Boy is a Girl (completed)  Baby protagonist series: 1. I Become Baby Mafia Boss (completed) 2. I Always Become A Baby! (quick transmigration, completed) Dating sim game book: 1. Mr CEO, Move On! (Dropped because of system issue not allowing to update more chapters after accidentally changing book status to completed) Follow my Instagram: @zehell2218 & @willhem_l Discord server: https://discord.gg/axqNyHv

[The End of the Main Body] She's a distressed heiress with nowhere to go; he's a high-up business tycoon. In the dark, he coldly says, "You're nothing but a tool to me." Yet, her figure haunts his dreams night after night. Five years later, a cute child falls from heaven. Abducted by a mischievous child, she wakes up to find her small bun turned into an enlarged version of the domineering CEO. A certain man shamelessly says, "An Ziqi, you must take responsibility for me." A certain woman calmly replies, "Sorry, but your warranty has expired. I bear no responsibility." Small bun says, "Dad, I've successfully captured mom. Free shipping!" No abuse in this doting story, the male and female leads are pure in mind and body!

Rumor has it that Big Boss Quan, a man of overwhelming power, was forced into a shotgun wedding overnight because of a baby. Rumor has it that his wife is the lucky cinderella in a rags-to-riches story. Hidden beneath the rumors, he is the "I want to turn over and be the boss!" "In your dreams!" On their wedding night, she drunkenly declared her sovereignty, only to be met with a starving tiger pouncing on its prey. "Sign it! We're getting a divorce!" Looking at the divorce agreement, he sneered, Raised his hand, tore it to shreds, and cornered her against the wall, "Liuying, what right do you have to ask for a divorce?" "She's back!" "What? You think you can push me away with a piece of paper? Dream on!" One day, the woman sighed with a troubled expression, "Ah, husband, people are saying you're the stepdad!" Big Boss Quan roared furiously, "I'm the damn biological father! If anyone dares to spread rumors again, I'll chop him! "

The Goddess Doctor Bai Qingzhu met Royal City's richest man, Xiao Lijin, again, and from then on, she was entangled by him. To her surprise, he was even her daughter's daddy! Who could tell her what exactly had happened back then? And how did he get into her room? Five years later, she was actually lured into the Civil Affairs Bureau by this man... Oops~ Even a Goddess Doctor could have an off day, but luckily, this man wasn't bad. A mix-up led her to be spoiled by him, and he was quite attractive too, so she decided to keep him!

Jeanne was only 18 years old when her stepmother and step sister framed her and caused her to lose everything. She was thrown out of the house by her father for trying to resist. 7 years later, Jeanne came back for vengeance with a mysterious son by her side—George. People mocked her for being a single mother and called her son a fatherless child. “Who are you calling a fatherless child? You wouldn’t like me when I’m mad,” George threatened. “Lay low, George! Don’t ruin the fun! I haven’t had enough,” Jeanne said as she wanted to enjoy her revenge, leaving the boy speechless. Jeanne later met the infamous Fourth Master Swan at a charity ball. The man with the handsome looks and cold temperament called her to a corner and said, “I like you.” Everyone was shocked, including Jeanne. “I’m a single mother and I have a child. Are you sure you like me?” she said. “I actually… like your child!” Everyone else was shocked when Fourth Master Swan married Jeanne but only his sly self knew that he had gotten not one, but two, important players to this chess game that he was playing.

Jeanne war erst 18 Jahre alt, als ihre Stiefmutter und ihre Stiefschwester sie reinlegten und sie alles verlor. Weil sie versuchte, sich zu wehren, wurde sie von ihrem Vater aus dem Haus geworfen. 7 Jahre später kehrte Jeanne zurück, um Rache zu üben, mit einem geheimnisvollen Sohn an ihrer Seite - George. Die Leute verspotteten sie als alleinerziehende Mutter und nannten ihren Sohn ein vaterloses Kind. "Wen nennst du ein vaterloses Kind? Du würdest mich nicht mögen, wenn ich wütend bin", drohte George. "Halt dich zurück, George! Verdirb mir nicht den Spaß! Ich habe noch nicht genug", sagte Jeanne, als sie ihre Rache genießen wollte, und ließ den Jungen sprachlos zurück. Später traf Jeanne auf einem Wohltätigkeitsball den berüchtigten Vierten Meister Schwan. Der Mann mit dem schönen Aussehen und dem kalten Temperament rief sie in eine Ecke und sagte: "Sie gefallen mir." Alle waren schockiert, auch Jeanne. "Ich bin eine alleinerziehende Mutter und habe ein Kind. Sind Sie sicher, dass Sie mich mögen?", fragte sie. "Ich mag dein Kind wirklich!" Alle anderen waren schockiert, als der Vierte Meister Schwan Jeanne heiratete, aber nur er selbst wusste, dass er nicht nur einen, sondern zwei wichtige Spieler für das Schachspiel, das er spielte, gewonnen hatte.

[sweet, pampering] [strong FL, 1v1] He was an absolute noble, decisive and cold-hearted, yet he was persistently entwined with her, doting incessantly. The first time they met, he questioned, "Six years ago, was it you?" The second time they met, he was holding a paternity test, "You still dare to say your son isn't mine?" The nth time they met, she finally lost her patience, "Sir, will you ever give it a rest?" The man lifted the corners of his mouth, smiling with a deep and enchanting charm, "Not before our second child is born."