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Ye Chen was an honest and hardworking man, but he caught his girlfriend who was having an affair with a wealthy second generation, because of his sadness he decided to return to his hometown to calm down, while on his way he met a god cultivator and ended up being his student . After that his life began to change, on the right and left arms holding the Beautiful girl, from the start of the School flower, rich young women, beautiful teachers, beauty Ceo, famous beauty stars, beautiful goddesses. one by one the women came to him

With the strongest experts from the 33 Skies the Human Emperor, Lin Ming, and his opponent, the Abyssal Demon King, were embroiled in a final battle. In the end, the Human Emperor destroyed the Abyssal World and killed the Abyssal Demon King. By then, a godly artifact, the mysterious purple card that had previously sealed the Abyssal Demon King, had long since disappeared into the space-time vortex, tunneling through infinite spacetime together with one of Lin Ming’s loved ones. In the vast wilderness, where martial arts was still slowly growing in its infancy, several peerless masters tried to find their path in the world of martial arts. A young adult named Yi Yun from modern Earth unwittingly stumbles into such a world and begins his journey with a purple card of unknown origin. This is a magnificent yet unknown true martial world! This is the story of a normal young adult and his adventures!!

Author: Cocooned Cow Dengan para ahli terkuat dari 33 Langit, Kaisar Manusia, Lin Ming dan lawannya, Raja Iblis Abyssal terlibat dalam pertempuran terakhir. Itu berakhir dengan Kaisar Manusia menghancurkan Dunia Abyssal dan membunuh Raja Iblis Abyssal. Pada saat itu, artefak G.o.dly, kartu ungu misterius yang sebelumnya disegel Raja Iblis Abyssal, telah lama menghilang ke pusaran waktu s.p.a.ce dan menembus melalui waktu s.p.a.ce tak terbatas dengan orang terkasih dari Lin Ming yang menyertainya. Di padang belantara yang luas, di mana seni bela diri masih tumbuh perlahan dalam masa pertumbuhannya, beberapa master yang tiada taranya mencoba menemukan jalan mereka di dunia seni bela diri. Seorang dewasa muda bernama Yi Yun dari Bumi modern tanpa disadari telah tersandung ke dunia seperti itu dan memulai perjalanan itu dengan kartu ungu yang tidak diketahui asalnya. Ini adalah dunia seni bela diri sejati yang megah namun tidak dikenal. Ini adalah kisah tentang seorang dewasa muda normal dan petualangannya !!

After being kicked out by her family, she turned out the real heiress worth billions, and people around her got to know it. Her family regretted deeply and demanded half of her fortune as repayment for bringing her up. She sneered and used a truth-telling talisman to expose their plots. A scumbag had always been pestering her and wanted to get back together. She easily made him "meet his ancestors" every night. Moreover, her cousins had looked down on her, regarding her as a disgrace. Surprisingly, the chairman of a rich family came to her and said, "As long as you can save my daughter, I'll meet all your demands!" Another rich family, who had been at feud with her new family for a long time, also shamelessly came over and said, "As long as you can help us, our family will be very grateful for the kindness of your family!" Later, even the rebellious cousin became her follower, claiming, "She is my only sister! Whoever dares to insult her, I will curse their entire family!" Her new family finally realized that their little poor girl was actually a big shot! "I need to draw spells, get rid of evils, save people and chase that guy! How busy I am!" She said in distress. That guy, "Actually, you don't need to chase me. I'm already yours."

Former bigshot, Ying Zijin, woke up one day as the lost daughter of the Ying family, who had been missing for fifteen years. The Ying family promptly adopted another child to replace her. Upon returning to the wealthy family, everyone mocked her for not being as clever, capable, sensible, and elegant as a fake heiress. Her parents considered her a stain on the family and warned her not to harbor any illusions of being a lady of the family. They said she should be grateful for being a foster daughter, or else they would send her away. Ying Zijin: "I'll leave then. No need to see me off." While the Ying family celebrated joyously and others waited to see the real heiress make a fool of herself, influential figures from various fields took action. The top-rated idol with the most influential fans said, "Miss Ying, just let me know if you need anything." The heir to a global economic monopoly said, "Ying family? What's that? Boss, should we just wipe them out?" The number one martial artist in the country asked, "Who dares to bully my master?" The genius teenage boy with an IQ of 228 said, "That's my sister." A man with an incredibly seductive appearance smirked lazily and casually, saying, "Sure, then call me brother-in-law." The influential figures were confused. When the real heiress' true identity was restored, it caused a sensation on the internet. The Ying family went crazy and knelt, crying and begging her to come back. The international powerhouse family said, "Sorry, let me introduce her. This is our real heiress." Reborn as a king, making a strong comeback and launching a counterattack!

【Your descendants in the Immortal Cultivation World have offered a plate of snacks】 【Incense Fire Value +10】 【Would you like to reward your descendants?】 Yang Genshuo was surprised to discover that offerings in the Immortal Cultivation Family game could actually appear in the modern world, and that modern items could also be bestowed upon descendants in the game. Years later, peculiar rumors about the Yang Family spread throughout the Immortal Cultivation World. "To break through from the Fetal Breathing Stage to the Qi Refinement Realm, one needs to refine a strand of heavenly and earth's spiritual energy. I've heard of Red Flame True Qi, Xuan Water True Qi, and Green Wood Spirit Energy, but Yang Dao-friend, this... Liquefied Natural Gas, what kind of spiritual energy is it? How is it condensed?" "I've heard that the Yang Family's Spiritual Plant Technique is incredibly sophisticated, with each mu of Spirit Rice yielding twice as much as top-tier Spirit Plant Families, all thanks to a strange secret technique the family disciples cultivate called 'hybridization'." "The Yang Family’s art of elixirs is unrivaled in the world, with new elixirs constantly being created. It is rumored that a spirit of the elixir named 'Artificial Intelligence' tirelessly deduces elixir recipes day and night..." "Nowadays, the Thunder Cultivators of the Yang Family are exceptionally strong, all thanks to the Yang Family's effort in creating a top-tier Thunder Gathering Array. Thunder Cultivators who enter this array can increase their cultivation speed multiple times. It is said that the array eye is known as—the power station." As the Yang Immortal Cultivation Family grew stronger, Yang Genshuo actually became the only Immortal in the modern world by consuming offerings! Years later, facing an endless stream of people ascending the mountain to seek the Dao, Yang Genshuo calmly said, "There are no immortals in this world; you must believe in science!" Then he soared away on his flying sword.

New book by Bimo Zhijian, author of <My military branches can Evolve Infinitely>. --------------------- This world, quietly enveloped by shadows, an invisible terror spreads among the crowd. The world seems to be plummeting into the abyss. Fang You, who could only cower at home to survive, got hold of a game about salvation, and from then on recruited Angel Envoys, built bases, and developed personnel, until one day, when the salvation organization "Torch" surfaced... Shocked by the world！

"The Fake Heiress Turns Out to be the Real Big Shot" is a new top recommendation! - [What to do if your fiancé is blind?] [Marry his dad and let him experience a beating from his mother.] The true heiress, cannon fodder no more, has cleverly returned through quick transmigration. Right after coming back, she intercepted the experience package that Heavenly Dao had arranged for the scumbag male lead. Quan Jinbei was a prodigious talent, but he wasn't destined to live past thirty. Upon his death, the scumbag male lead would naturally take over everything he had, leaping into the role of life's ultimate winner. Shi Yaoguang stepped in and blocked this path. With her flash-married husband being remarkably stunning, she broke the curse of his early death, ensuring him a lifetime of peace and preventing the scumbag male lead from ever ascending to the throne!

Standing before you is: The overseer and protector of darkness, The subverter and remolder of order, The creator and persecutor of bootlickers, The supreme actress and drama queen, the goddess of the night, the nightmare of gods and the gravedigger, The true ancestor of blood—Charlotte de Castel. Accompanied by madness, born from blood, hand in hand with curses, walking with destruction. This is a legend belonging to the bloodsuckers… [Transformation][Rare-bloodline][Lord][Kingdom-building][Behind-The-Scenes][Deification]

She died as a cannon fodder—now, reborn at the start, she’s rewriting her destiny. Jian Dan was always meant to be a stepping stone for the heroine, Yan Ran—betrayed, used, and discarded. But death gave her a second chance. Armed with memories of her past life, she reclaims her family’s lost heirlooms: a white magnolia hairpin and a jade ring, artifacts far more powerful than she ever knew. In her first life, she only took the hairpin. Now, with both pieces of the set, she unlocks the true legacy of the Jian family—a heritage only a woman of chaotic spiritual roots can claim. As she ascends from the mortal world to the Cultivation Realms, she uncovers dark truths: Yan Ran is more than she seems, their fates are intertwined, and a greater threat looms—the Zerg, a scourge that could devour all realms. Revenge was her first goal. Survival is her next. But saving the world? That’s the ultimate challenge. [Note]: This novel should be NoCP, but there's BL couple in it. Skip if you don't want to. === English Original Title:《Space Cultivation: Rebirth and Counterattack of the Little Orphan》 (Note: Title adapted for tone and readability while preserving the story’s core themes.) --- If you enjoy this story and want to support me, you can do so by donating or subscribing here: https://patreon.com/rikhi https://ko-fi.com/rikhi