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My Pet Beast is really not an Evil God

My Pet Beast is really not an Evil God

Gary Smith arrived in a peculiar world of beastmasters, where an ancient taboo was reborn from the depth of time, and an evil god was lurking. In this world, birds and beasts, rivers and mountains, even elements could spawn spiritual power and turn into pet beasts. Among them, the powerful ones became ecological niches by themselves, radiating secret realm ecosystems such as the Yellow Spring, Skeleton Kingdom, Succubus Nest, and Kingdom of the Sky Tree, nurturing countless followers. The beastmasters make contracts with the pet beasts, nurture them, and control the spiritual power. After witnessing the "Taboo Sun" event, Gary Smith obtained the ability to extract materials from everything in the world and compile "Secret Food". Through the Evolutionary Secret Food, the combination of "The Shattered Dusk World" + "Ancient Dragon’s Dead Egg" results in the Feast of the End. When the pet beast consumes it, it evolves into the Dusk Dragon God. The Dusk Domain erodes the world, turning into the God at the end of time. The Skill Secret Food allows the pet beasts to plunder skills from everything, becoming omniscient and omnipotent. The Sacrificial Secret Food snatches the taboo time, sacrifices the ancient beings, and blasphemes against the gods. His style of beast control also started to become peculiar. There is the Spider Shadow that devours ancient dragons and weaves dreams of all lives with its threads, the Red Master that pollutes the multiverse, and the Devourer of the Realms, who consumes worlds... In response to this, he explained, "My pet beasts are just a bit peculiar. They really are not evil gods!"
Eastern
1841 Chs
The Tyrant's Pet

The Tyrant's Pet

Aries Aime Heathcliffe. A princess from the small kingdom of Rikhill was loved by all. With her beauty that was enchantingly demure and a wise mind, she had caught a lot of attention and captured the hearts of many. One of them was the dashing crown prince of the Maganti Empire. Overcome by the desire to have her and his interest in the land of the small kingdom, the crown prince of the said empire would stop at nothing. The knights from the Maganti Empire marched across the masses and seized the four-hundred-year-old kingdom of Rikhill. The kingdom of Rikhill fell into ruin overnight. The crown prince left no members of the royal family alive aside from his war trophy, Aries. After suffering in his hands, Aries found the perfect chance to escape. That was when he took her to the world summit. A gathering of each sovereign from each kingdom and empire for peace talks. There, she met the emperor of Haimirich, Eustass Silvestri Abel Bloodworth. Overwhelm by desperation, Aries begged him to take her in. It was too late when she realized that the man she asked for help was far more cruel, twisted, and downright diabolical than the crown prince for taking her as his… pet! EXCERPT: With a pair of crimson eyes hovering over her, Aries held her breath. When the corner of his lips curled up devilishly, she couldn’t react fast as he swiftly flipped their position. She only realized it when she was saddling him, gazing down at Abel, wide-eyed. “No one is above me in this empire and even out — not even the law, but look at you,” he intoned with a devilish smirk. “Staring down on me… so daunting.” Aries bit her lip, planting her palm on her inked chest. “Your Majesty…” “Do you now understand the power you hold, darling?” Abel carefully wrapped his fingers around her wrist, chuffed by her reaction. “Only you, Aries, may go above me and the only person in this world who can look down on me. No one else.” He raised an arm and ran his fingers through the side of her hair, settling his palm on the back of her head before he pulled her down until her face was a palm length away from him. “You better use this at your own disposal,” he whispered, tilting his head as he lifted it up to claim what’s his. HER. Meet Eustass Silvestri Abel Bloodworth, the sadistic tyrant, who reigned an empire with an iron fist. With his pet, Aries’ increasing presence in his boring, dark life, he was set to kill her. But alas, every time he thought of taking her life, he finds himself changing his mind. The more he kept her by his side, the more it got harder to dispose of her. And the more he yearned for something deeper and darker... it was driving him insane. With a secret he was keeping from her, what would Abel do if Aries found out about the rotting truth behind the empire and the emperor? Would he kill her? Or kiss her? Perhaps cage her? And if she found out that Abel wasn’t just a normal human, would she try to escape? Or would she accept that he wasn’t just a demon incarnate? In a complicated world that tainted them black, was love even possible to bloom between a pet and her master? Watch as these two play the dangerous and insane game of love and lust. Who would be the master and the pet? Who was the prey? Read to find out more. --------- Original Story by: alienfrommars FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM for original character arts: @authoralienfrommars Discord server: https://discord.gg/tbS4rKec3e Disclaimer: Cover not mine. Got it from Pinterest. Credits to the artist.
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919 Chs
Can you share a funny pet story?
Sure. One day, my cat saw its own reflection in the mirror for the first time. It thought it was another cat and started to hiss and arch its back. Then it slowly walked around the mirror, trying to find a way to get to the 'other cat'. When it finally realized it was just its own reflection, it just sat there looking confused. It was really hilarious.
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2024-11-19 10:21
Sweet pet funny story novel recommendation
The following are the recommendations of a few sweet pet funny novels: 'You Are My Dimple' told the sweet and humorous story between Shi Ran and Almighty Su. 2. " The Little Sweetie Bun of the Paranoid God's Group Pet " was a love story about a god doting on a pretty female lead with no special skills. It was full of sweetness and humor. 3. " I Survived After Becoming a Hermaphrodite " was a story about a victim who awakened his self-awareness and realized that he was the vicious villain in the novel, while the attacker was the protagonist, the victim. 4. " Trash Makes a Beautiful Woman " was a hilarious old article. It was very funny. 5. " The Reborn Mr. Jin Wants to Marry Me " was about the sweet story of the female lead being asked by the male lead every day," When are you going to marry me?" These novels were all recommended for sweet and funny novels, suitable for readers who liked this type of genre.
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2024-12-29 11:46
Tell me a funny Thanksgiving story about a pet.
A family had a dog named Max. On Thanksgiving, they were all busy in the kitchen preparing the meal. Max smelled the turkey and was determined to get a piece. When they finally sat down to eat, Max managed to jump on the table and grab the whole turkey leg. He ran around the house with it while the family chased him, laughing all the way. It was a funny sight to see.
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2024-11-27 09:01
Tell me the story of Funny Bones Pet Shop.
The 'Funny Bones Pet Shop' story might involve the unique characters who work at the pet shop. Maybe there's a kind - hearted owner who takes in stray animals and tries to find them loving families. There could also be some funny incidents like a parrot that keeps repeating naughty words, or a hamster that manages to escape from its cage and creates a hilarious chase around the shop.
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2024-11-18 04:49
What are some elements that make a funny pet story?
Well, pets' reactions to new things can be really funny. When a pet encounters a new toy or a new environment and reacts in a very strange way, it can create a humorous story. For example, a fish that tries to 'attack' a new plant in its tank. Their attempts at communication are also funny. A dog that barks at a vacuum cleaner as if it's having a conversation with it. And when pets get themselves into trouble in a silly way, like a hamster that gets stuck in a cardboard roll, that makes for a great funny pet story.
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2024-11-19 19:03
Tell me a breastfeeding funny story involving a pet.
My cat was always curious when I breastfed my baby. One day, the cat jumped onto the couch next to me while I was feeding. The baby reached out and grabbed the cat's tail, and the cat just sat there looking so confused. It was really funny.
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2024-11-16 22:42
Tell me a halloween funny story about a pet.
A family had a small dog. On Halloween, they dressed the dog as a hot dog. When they took the dog out for a walk, another dog saw it and was really confused. It kept sniffing around the 'hot dog' dog, trying to figure out what it was. The family found it hilarious to watch the two dogs interact in such a comical way.
2 answers
2024-12-05 06:44
Short story, funny, sweet pet recommendation, end
The following are recommendations for a few short stories: 1. The story revolved around two pet dogs, triggering a series of interesting events. The author Shi Xingcao's other works were also sweet, and many of them had already been completed. 2. " The Daily Life of the Bamboo Horse Prince Charming's Wife Chasing ": This novel tells the story of a transfer student who became a popular figure on campus and had a sweet campus romance with the school hunk. 3. " You're My Little Dimple ": This is a super sweet short story that tells the story between Shi Ran and Almighty Su. It's full of sweetness and humor. 4. " Ugly Princess Consort ": This is a short story about a sweet and funny pet. It tells the love story of the ugliest woman in the capital who became a peerless beauty after being reborn. These novels had all been completed and could give readers a relaxed and happy reading time. At the same time, they were also full of humor and sweet plots.
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2025-01-06 03:31
Love story, sweet pet, funny novel recommendation
The following are some recommendations for romantic, sweet, and funny novels: 1. " I Provoked a Future Big Boss in My Dream ": This novel described the protagonist's various bizarre encounters after his rebirth and finally got together with his childhood sweetheart. 2. " The Sweet Wife: Good Morning, Miss Green Plum " was a high-ranking sweet love novel that told the story of a couple who grew up together. 3. " Young Master Lan's Dumb and Adorable Foppish Wife ": This novel is a funny sweet love story, telling the story of a two-way crush between childhood sweethearts. 4. " My Favorite: The God's Wife of a Movie King with a Bad Direction ": This was a modern romance novel. The male lead was a movie king but had a bad sense of direction, while the female lead was a God writer. The story between them was filled with sweetness and love. 5. " Affection: The Ex-Wife Is High and High ": This was a novel from a wealthy family, telling the sweet story between the ex-wife and the male protagonist. I hope these recommendations can satisfy your needs for romantic, sweet, and funny novels!
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2025-01-15 18:48
Pet novel recommendation, funny sweet story, end
Here are a few recommended funny pet novels, all of which have been completed: 1. The story revolved around two pet dogs, triggering a series of interesting events. The author Shi Xingcao's other works were also sweet, and many of them had already been completed. 2. " The Daily Life of the Bamboo Horse Prince Chasing His Wife ": The plot of this novel is sweet and it tells the story of the male protagonist pursuing the female protagonist. These novels were all funny and sweet, very suitable for readers who liked this kind of theme.
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2024-12-29 23:41
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