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My Pet Beast is really not an Evil God

My Pet Beast is really not an Evil God

Gary Smith arrived in a peculiar world of beastmasters, where an ancient taboo was reborn from the depth of time, and an evil god was lurking. In this world, birds and beasts, rivers and mountains, even elements could spawn spiritual power and turn into pet beasts. Among them, the powerful ones became ecological niches by themselves, radiating secret realm ecosystems such as the Yellow Spring, Skeleton Kingdom, Succubus Nest, and Kingdom of the Sky Tree, nurturing countless followers. The beastmasters make contracts with the pet beasts, nurture them, and control the spiritual power. After witnessing the "Taboo Sun" event, Gary Smith obtained the ability to extract materials from everything in the world and compile "Secret Food". Through the Evolutionary Secret Food, the combination of "The Shattered Dusk World" + "Ancient Dragon’s Dead Egg" results in the Feast of the End. When the pet beast consumes it, it evolves into the Dusk Dragon God. The Dusk Domain erodes the world, turning into the God at the end of time. The Skill Secret Food allows the pet beasts to plunder skills from everything, becoming omniscient and omnipotent. The Sacrificial Secret Food snatches the taboo time, sacrifices the ancient beings, and blasphemes against the gods. His style of beast control also started to become peculiar. There is the Spider Shadow that devours ancient dragons and weaves dreams of all lives with its threads, the Red Master that pollutes the multiverse, and the Devourer of the Realms, who consumes worlds... In response to this, he explained, "My pet beasts are just a bit peculiar. They really are not evil gods!"
Eastern
1841 Chs
Pampered by Short-Lived Bigshot

Pampered by Short-Lived Bigshot

When they first met, Tang Wan sighed, “The fifth young master of the Jiang family is just as the rumors said. He’s celibate, aloof, prideful, and is a man to be revered. Unfortunately, he’s so smart that he no longer has any will to live, which made him sickly, and he’s going to die soon… Later on, the fifth young master brought her into his room. When she came out, everyone stared at her in shock. Why was she crying? …… Later on, it was said that the fifth young master returned after he recovered from his illness, and he brought a girl back. She appeared pure and harmless, but underneath that harmless appearance, she was actually a spitfire that offended quite a number of people. But the fifth young master just said, “I brought her back, so I’ll let her do whatever she wants. If… anything happens, I’ll take responsibility.” His best friend gave him a reminder. “You’re going to be responsible for someone from the Tang family?” “Since she came back with me, she’s mine. She’s just a young girl and is spoilt. I have to take responsibility.” After Tang Wan married into the Jiang family, she only had one mission. She must give birth to his children before he died! Meanwhile, the fifth young master was puzzled. “You’re a gentle and shy girl during the day, so why are you so different during the night?” Tang Wan thought. ‘I have to make every second count. He won’t be able to live long.’ After she gave birth to his son and he became one year old, Tang Wan was prepared to become a widow. However… ‘Why isn’t he dead yet?’ Much later, the fifth master of the Jiang family asked her, “I heard that you’ve been looking for my death every day. Do you want to kill me by sucking me dry?”
General
1379 Chs
The Tyrant's Pet

The Tyrant's Pet

Aries Aime Heathcliffe. A princess from the small kingdom of Rikhill was loved by all. With her beauty that was enchantingly demure and a wise mind, she had caught a lot of attention and captured the hearts of many. One of them was the dashing crown prince of the Maganti Empire. Overcome by the desire to have her and his interest in the land of the small kingdom, the crown prince of the said empire would stop at nothing. The knights from the Maganti Empire marched across the masses and seized the four-hundred-year-old kingdom of Rikhill. The kingdom of Rikhill fell into ruin overnight. The crown prince left no members of the royal family alive aside from his war trophy, Aries. After suffering in his hands, Aries found the perfect chance to escape. That was when he took her to the world summit. A gathering of each sovereign from each kingdom and empire for peace talks. There, she met the emperor of Haimirich, Eustass Silvestri Abel Bloodworth. Overwhelm by desperation, Aries begged him to take her in. It was too late when she realized that the man she asked for help was far more cruel, twisted, and downright diabolical than the crown prince for taking her as his… pet! EXCERPT: With a pair of crimson eyes hovering over her, Aries held her breath. When the corner of his lips curled up devilishly, she couldn’t react fast as he swiftly flipped their position. She only realized it when she was saddling him, gazing down at Abel, wide-eyed. “No one is above me in this empire and even out — not even the law, but look at you,” he intoned with a devilish smirk. “Staring down on me… so daunting.” Aries bit her lip, planting her palm on her inked chest. “Your Majesty…” “Do you now understand the power you hold, darling?” Abel carefully wrapped his fingers around her wrist, chuffed by her reaction. “Only you, Aries, may go above me and the only person in this world who can look down on me. No one else.” He raised an arm and ran his fingers through the side of her hair, settling his palm on the back of her head before he pulled her down until her face was a palm length away from him. “You better use this at your own disposal,” he whispered, tilting his head as he lifted it up to claim what’s his. HER. Meet Eustass Silvestri Abel Bloodworth, the sadistic tyrant, who reigned an empire with an iron fist. With his pet, Aries’ increasing presence in his boring, dark life, he was set to kill her. But alas, every time he thought of taking her life, he finds himself changing his mind. The more he kept her by his side, the more it got harder to dispose of her. And the more he yearned for something deeper and darker... it was driving him insane. With a secret he was keeping from her, what would Abel do if Aries found out about the rotting truth behind the empire and the emperor? Would he kill her? Or kiss her? Perhaps cage her? And if she found out that Abel wasn’t just a normal human, would she try to escape? Or would she accept that he wasn’t just a demon incarnate? In a complicated world that tainted them black, was love even possible to bloom between a pet and her master? Watch as these two play the dangerous and insane game of love and lust. Who would be the master and the pet? Who was the prey? Read to find out more. --------- Original Story by: alienfrommars FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM for original character arts: @authoralienfrommars Discord server: https://discord.gg/tbS4rKec3e Disclaimer: Cover not mine. Got it from Pinterest. Credits to the artist.
History
919 Chs
What are some funny short pet stories about cats?
My friend has a cat that loves to play with socks. One day, the cat found a whole pile of clean socks and dragged them all over the house. When the owner came home, they found socks everywhere - on the stairs, in the kitchen, and even in the bathtub. The cat was just sitting in the middle of the mess, looking very proud of its 'collection'.
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2024-11-18 04:53
Can you share some funny short pet stories?
There was a little dog that was terrified of its own shadow. Whenever it saw its shadow on a sunny day, it would start barking and running in circles. But then one day, it chased its shadow into a puddle and when it saw the shadow disappear, it seemed so proud of itself as if it had defeated a great enemy.
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2024-11-17 18:48
Short Pet Stories
Here are some recommended pet novels: 1. " Dreaming Moon Perched on a Parasol Tree " Author: Invisibility 1, Category: Short Story, Completed. 2. " The Tribulation of Falling in Love in the Mortal World " Author: More than ten. Category: Short Story. Completed. 3. "Song of Lanruo Cicada" Author: Leaf Sweeping Monk, Category: Short Story. 4. [Light, Short, Scattered] Author: Come on, Category: Short Story, Completed. 5. " From Meeting a Sick Girl " Author: Raven King. Category: Short Story. Completed. 6. "Dogs Are Not Bad" Author: Hai Fei HFO, Category: Short Story, Completed. 7. Flower Plum Author: Tunnel, Category: Short Story. 8. [Wild Deer's convenience store] Author: Beard and Tail, Category: Short Story, Completed. 9. "After Qian Renxue Awakened the Plot System, She Turned Black" 10. "Mu Ye's Warm Harmony" Author: Clockwork Yuan Tu, Category: Short Story, Completed. These novels were all short stories about pets. Some of them had already been completed and could be read without worry. Please read according to your personal preferences.
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2024-12-28 06:41
Can you recommend some short poems and funny pet stories?
Well, there are many short poems. 'Fog' by Carl Sandburg is quite good. Regarding funny pet stories, my neighbor's dog used to howl every time the mailman came. It thought it was protecting the house but it was just so funny because the mailman was a very nice guy. And it never stopped even after seeing the mailman every day.
2 answers
2024-11-24 06:43
Sharing funny pet stories
My dog once chased its own tail for like ten minutes straight. It was so hilarious seeing it go round and round, completely oblivious to how silly it looked.
3 answers
2024-11-25 13:29
Funny pet death stories
A parrot in a zoo was known for its sassy attitude. It would mimic the zookeepers in a really funny way. One day, it just dropped dead while squawking at a visitor. The zookeepers were shocked at first but then they remembered all the hilarious moments with the parrot. It was sad, but they also thought it was kind of fitting that the parrot went out making noise and being its usual self.
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2024-11-12 15:24
How can I find more short poems and funny pet stories?
Online platforms are a great resource. There are many websites dedicated to poetry where you can find a vast collection of short poems. For funny pet stories, social media groups about pets are full of such stories. People love to share the cute and funny things their pets do. Also, some pet magazines often feature funny pet stories along with useful pet - care tips.
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2024-11-24 15:22
What are some funny pet stories?
I have a cat that loves to hide in boxes. One time, I bought a new pair of shoes and left the box out. My cat jumped in and refused to come out. When I moved the box, it meowed like it was on a roller coaster ride.
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2024-10-24 12:00
What are some funny pet stories?
My dog once chased its own tail for minutes and then got dizzy. It was really hilarious to watch.
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2024-12-10 12:24
Short story, funny, sweet pet recommendation, end
The following are recommendations for a few short stories: 1. The story revolved around two pet dogs, triggering a series of interesting events. The author Shi Xingcao's other works were also sweet, and many of them had already been completed. 2. " The Daily Life of the Bamboo Horse Prince Charming's Wife Chasing ": This novel tells the story of a transfer student who became a popular figure on campus and had a sweet campus romance with the school hunk. 3. " You're My Little Dimple ": This is a super sweet short story that tells the story between Shi Ran and Almighty Su. It's full of sweetness and humor. 4. " Ugly Princess Consort ": This is a short story about a sweet and funny pet. It tells the love story of the ugliest woman in the capital who became a peerless beauty after being reborn. These novels had all been completed and could give readers a relaxed and happy reading time. At the same time, they were also full of humor and sweet plots.
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2025-01-05 19:31
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