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My Pet Beast is really not an Evil God

My Pet Beast is really not an Evil God

Gary Smith arrived in a peculiar world of beastmasters, where an ancient taboo was reborn from the depth of time, and an evil god was lurking. In this world, birds and beasts, rivers and mountains, even elements could spawn spiritual power and turn into pet beasts. Among them, the powerful ones became ecological niches by themselves, radiating secret realm ecosystems such as the Yellow Spring, Skeleton Kingdom, Succubus Nest, and Kingdom of the Sky Tree, nurturing countless followers. The beastmasters make contracts with the pet beasts, nurture them, and control the spiritual power. After witnessing the "Taboo Sun" event, Gary Smith obtained the ability to extract materials from everything in the world and compile "Secret Food". Through the Evolutionary Secret Food, the combination of "The Shattered Dusk World" + "Ancient Dragon’s Dead Egg" results in the Feast of the End. When the pet beast consumes it, it evolves into the Dusk Dragon God. The Dusk Domain erodes the world, turning into the God at the end of time. The Skill Secret Food allows the pet beasts to plunder skills from everything, becoming omniscient and omnipotent. The Sacrificial Secret Food snatches the taboo time, sacrifices the ancient beings, and blasphemes against the gods. His style of beast control also started to become peculiar. There is the Spider Shadow that devours ancient dragons and weaves dreams of all lives with its threads, the Red Master that pollutes the multiverse, and the Devourer of the Realms, who consumes worlds... In response to this, he explained, "My pet beasts are just a bit peculiar. They really are not evil gods!"
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1841 Chs
The Tyrant's Pet

The Tyrant's Pet

Aries Aime Heathcliffe. A princess from the small kingdom of Rikhill was loved by all. With her beauty that was enchantingly demure and a wise mind, she had caught a lot of attention and captured the hearts of many. One of them was the dashing crown prince of the Maganti Empire. Overcome by the desire to have her and his interest in the land of the small kingdom, the crown prince of the said empire would stop at nothing. The knights from the Maganti Empire marched across the masses and seized the four-hundred-year-old kingdom of Rikhill. The kingdom of Rikhill fell into ruin overnight. The crown prince left no members of the royal family alive aside from his war trophy, Aries. After suffering in his hands, Aries found the perfect chance to escape. That was when he took her to the world summit. A gathering of each sovereign from each kingdom and empire for peace talks. There, she met the emperor of Haimirich, Eustass Silvestri Abel Bloodworth. Overwhelm by desperation, Aries begged him to take her in. It was too late when she realized that the man she asked for help was far more cruel, twisted, and downright diabolical than the crown prince for taking her as his… pet! EXCERPT: With a pair of crimson eyes hovering over her, Aries held her breath. When the corner of his lips curled up devilishly, she couldn’t react fast as he swiftly flipped their position. She only realized it when she was saddling him, gazing down at Abel, wide-eyed. “No one is above me in this empire and even out — not even the law, but look at you,” he intoned with a devilish smirk. “Staring down on me… so daunting.” Aries bit her lip, planting her palm on her inked chest. “Your Majesty…” “Do you now understand the power you hold, darling?” Abel carefully wrapped his fingers around her wrist, chuffed by her reaction. “Only you, Aries, may go above me and the only person in this world who can look down on me. No one else.” He raised an arm and ran his fingers through the side of her hair, settling his palm on the back of her head before he pulled her down until her face was a palm length away from him. “You better use this at your own disposal,” he whispered, tilting his head as he lifted it up to claim what’s his. HER. Meet Eustass Silvestri Abel Bloodworth, the sadistic tyrant, who reigned an empire with an iron fist. With his pet, Aries’ increasing presence in his boring, dark life, he was set to kill her. But alas, every time he thought of taking her life, he finds himself changing his mind. The more he kept her by his side, the more it got harder to dispose of her. And the more he yearned for something deeper and darker... it was driving him insane. With a secret he was keeping from her, what would Abel do if Aries found out about the rotting truth behind the empire and the emperor? Would he kill her? Or kiss her? Perhaps cage her? And if she found out that Abel wasn’t just a normal human, would she try to escape? Or would she accept that he wasn’t just a demon incarnate? In a complicated world that tainted them black, was love even possible to bloom between a pet and her master? Watch as these two play the dangerous and insane game of love and lust. Who would be the master and the pet? Who was the prey? Read to find out more. --------- Original Story by: alienfrommars FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM for original character arts: @authoralienfrommars Discord server: https://discord.gg/tbS4rKec3e Disclaimer: Cover not mine. Got it from Pinterest. Credits to the artist.
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What are the most memorable funny pet store stories?
There was a time when a large dog in a pet store decided to lie down right in the middle of the aisle, blocking everyone's way. But it was so big and so comfortable there that it refused to move. The store employees had to offer it treats to get it to budge. It was a comical situation as customers were trying to step over it carefully.
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2024-11-09 06:12
Can you share some funny pet store stories?
Well, there was this little puppy in a pet store. It got hold of a roll of toilet paper and started running around the store with it trailing behind like a long white tail. The whole store was a mess but it was hilarious. The store clerk just stood there laughing instead of scolding the puppy at first.
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2024-11-09 05:12
Cockatoo in a pet store stories
I heard a story about a cockatoo in a pet store that was very intelligent. It could mimic the voices of the store employees. It would often say 'hello' when customers walked in, which always made them laugh.
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2024-12-03 08:21
Pet Store
Super Godly Pet Shop was a fantasy novel written by Gu Xi. The story told the story of the protagonist cultivating his pets in the ancient ruins after he got the system to open a shop. This novel was filled with infinite fantasy and explosive content. It was already finished at chapter 1464. His new book, Eternal Night Divine Walk, had also been released. This novel was published on Qidian and was known as the " Hot novel with thousands of orders." It was about the adventures of Su Ping, the owner of a mysterious pet store, and his battle pet warriors. Battle pet warriors worked hard to improve their pets 'abilities. Even low-level skeletons could kill golden dragons. The plot of this novel was full of ups and downs and was exciting. It was considered a fantasy novel with excellent plot and writing.
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2024-12-29 03:07
Write a funny story about a talking parrot in a pet store.
In a pet store, there was a talking parrot. One day, a customer came in and asked the store owner how much the parrot cost. The parrot immediately said, 'I'm priceless, buddy!' The customer was startled. Then another customer tried to teach the parrot a new word. The parrot looked at him and said, 'I already know more words than you!' Everyone in the store burst out laughing. Whenever someone would pass by the parrot's cage, it would start giving them advice on their fashion choices, like 'That shirt doesn't match your shoes, mister!' It was the most opinionated and funny parrot in the store.
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2024-12-05 06:20
What are some pet store horror stories?
There was a case where a pet store was keeping the animals in really dirty and overcrowded cages. The small animals like hamsters and guinea pigs were living in their own filth. It was a very cruel and unhygienic situation. They didn't have proper food or clean water either. The animals looked very weak and sickly.
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2024-10-29 06:59
Share some funny store stories.
One funny store story is about a pet store. A little boy went in asking for a rabbit. The store owner showed him a cute white rabbit. But when the boy reached out to pet it, the rabbit suddenly hopped onto the counter and started nibbling on the cash register receipt. Everyone in the store was laughing.
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2024-11-05 02:51
Write a short funny story about a talking parrot in a pet store.
A pet store had a very special talking parrot. One day, a little girl came in with her parents. She said, 'Hello, birdie.' The parrot said, 'You look like you've got cotton candy for hair.' The girl giggled. Then a grumpy old man entered. The parrot looked at him and said, 'You need to smile more, grandpa. You look like a wrinkled potato.' The man was about to scold the parrot when the whole store burst out laughing. The parrot just flapped its wings, proud of its clever remarks.
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2024-12-16 01:29
What are some pet store employee horror stories?
One horror story could be when an employee had to deal with a large and aggressive snake that escaped its enclosure. The snake slithered around the store, scaring customers and other animals. The poor employee had to try and catch it without getting bitten while also calming down the panicked people. It was a nightmare situation.
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2024-11-26 01:30
Share some mall pet store horror stories.
One horror story is about a pet store in a mall where the animals were kept in very cramped cages. The poor little puppies were piled on top of each other, and there was not enough space for them to move around or play. It was really sad to see them in such conditions.
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2024-12-01 12:45
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