hilarious things to say to your girlfriend

😋I recommend the book Loved, Just Passing By to you. In the book, the male protagonist said affectionately during the long-distance relationship,"Maybe, it's better to hug and keep warm when you're born as a human." This sentence is warm and sincere, suitable for online dating girlfriends ~ I hope you will like this recommendation, Muah ~😗

I love thee dearly. But I'm willing to entrust you with my whole life. Will you agree? Since I met you, my heart belongs to no one else but you. I've thought about how I'd be if I didn't meet you for the rest of my life. So I want to build happiness with you and be of one mind forever. Will you let me? Your beauty is the love of my heart. Your gentleness is beyond my reach. Your wisdom is what I look up to. Your kindness is what I admire. I'm willing to share this life with you and walk a long life hand in hand with you. Will you let me? You know what I mean. You can trust my promise. May you take my heart as your heart and my body as your love to build a happy family with me. Shall I promise you? This is the oath of my heart, I hope you remember it in your heart. I hope you will grant my wish and spend the rest of your life with me.

Here's a funny one: 'My cat has decided that my laptop is its new bed, and it gives me the stink eye when I try to move it. I think I'm being evicted from my own device.'

It is not ethical at all. First of all, any form of non - consensual or pressured sexual activity is wrong. In this case, being made by one's girlfriend to engage with her friend in a sexual way is a huge red flag. It shows a lack of respect for the individual's own boundaries and for the appropriate nature of relationships. Moreover, it can lead to a breakdown of trust and self - respect, not only in the relationship with the girlfriend but also in one's own self - perception. It can also have far - reaching consequences for the mental and emotional well - being of all those involved.

The most memorable thing was our first date. We went to a small coffee shop and talked for hours. It was so exciting.

You can write 'I tried to cook a fancy meal. The recipe said 'easy to make'. Well, my kitchen now looks like a war zone and the food...let's not talk about it. #CookingDisaster'. It's a relatable and funny thing to share. Private stories are for our closest friends and family, so these light - hearted and self - deprecating comments are perfect.

She once entered a dance - off at a local fair. She was so confident but she ended up doing all these wacky moves that were completely off - beat. It was so funny that the whole crowd was laughing. But she didn't care and just kept going, which made it even funnier.

One funny thing a kid might say is 'I want to be a unicorn when I grow up so I can poop rainbows!' It's just so imaginative and out - of - this - world.

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One time my girlfriend surprised me with tickets to my favorite band's concert. I had been talking about how much I wanted to go for months. She had secretly saved up and planned the whole thing. It was such a simple yet amazing gesture that showed how much she cared about my interests.