funny things to say to your girlfriend

Here's a funny one: 'My cat has decided that my laptop is its new bed, and it gives me the stink eye when I try to move it. I think I'm being evicted from my own device.'

You can write 'I tried to cook a fancy meal. The recipe said 'easy to make'. Well, my kitchen now looks like a war zone and the food...let's not talk about it. #CookingDisaster'. It's a relatable and funny thing to share. Private stories are for our closest friends and family, so these light - hearted and self - deprecating comments are perfect.

Well, 'The cat chased its tail so much that it ended up in a different time zone.' This is really humorous as it's an absurd situation that cats chasing their tails are common but taking it to such an extreme makes it funny. Also, 'The squirrel tried to bargain with the oak tree for more acorns by offering to do stand - up comedy.' It shows the squirrel having human - like behavior in a comical way.

It's usually the combination of clever jokes, unique characters, and unexpected situations.

😋I recommend the book Loved, Just Passing By to you. In the book, the male protagonist said affectionately during the long-distance relationship,"Maybe, it's better to hug and keep warm when you're born as a human." This sentence is warm and sincere, suitable for online dating girlfriends ~ I hope you will like this recommendation, Muah ~😗

I love thee dearly. But I'm willing to entrust you with my whole life. Will you agree? Since I met you, my heart belongs to no one else but you. I've thought about how I'd be if I didn't meet you for the rest of my life. So I want to build happiness with you and be of one mind forever. Will you let me? Your beauty is the love of my heart. Your gentleness is beyond my reach. Your wisdom is what I look up to. Your kindness is what I admire. I'm willing to share this life with you and walk a long life hand in hand with you. Will you let me? You know what I mean. You can trust my promise. May you take my heart as your heart and my body as your love to build a happy family with me. Shall I promise you? This is the oath of my heart, I hope you remember it in your heart. I hope you will grant my wish and spend the rest of your life with me.

Tell her the story of when you tried to bake a cake for the first time and it ended up looking like a pancake. It's funny and shows your willingness to try new things, even if they don't always go as planned.

Once, a little kid saw a rainbow and said, 'Look, the sky is painting!' It was so cute as they really thought the sky was an artist creating that beautiful arc of colors.

Once, a little kid saw a rainbow and said, 'Look, God spilled his crayons!' It was so cute and imaginative.