funny things to say to girlfriend

Well, 'The cat chased its tail so much that it ended up in a different time zone.' This is really humorous as it's an absurd situation that cats chasing their tails are common but taking it to such an extreme makes it funny. Also, 'The squirrel tried to bargain with the oak tree for more acorns by offering to do stand - up comedy.' It shows the squirrel having human - like behavior in a comical way.

It's usually the combination of clever jokes, unique characters, and unexpected situations.

Once, a little kid saw a rainbow and said, 'Look, God spilled his crayons!' It was so cute and imaginative.

Here's a funny one: 'My cat has decided that my laptop is its new bed, and it gives me the stink eye when I try to move it. I think I'm being evicted from my own device.'

You can write 'I tried to cook a fancy meal. The recipe said 'easy to make'. Well, my kitchen now looks like a war zone and the food...let's not talk about it. #CookingDisaster'. It's a relatable and funny thing to share. Private stories are for our closest friends and family, so these light - hearted and self - deprecating comments are perfect.

Sure. There was a kid who told his mom that he couldn't go to bed because his teddy bear wasn't tired yet. He was so concerned about his teddy's feelings.

Well, in a dystopian story, you could say 'The curfew is so early, the bats are still out when we have to be in. I think they're plotting against us too now.' Also, 'The food pellets they give us taste like recycled dreams. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing.' And 'The mind - control helmets? They look like really bad hair dryers. I bet they won't even style your hair while they mess with your thoughts.'

There were many funny comments and memes in online novels. The following were some of the more classic ones: I was thinking that the protagonist should have forced the villain into a desperate situation. Why did the villain suddenly commit suicide? This villain was too cute. He originally wanted to kill the protagonist, but the protagonist gave him an assist and he fell in love with the protagonist. 3. The protagonist's halo is too strong. Whether it's challenging a strong enemy or saving the world, he can always succeed. 4. The villain's setting in the early stages was not too much. The anti-human and anti-social behavior actually became reasonable in the later stages. 5. Did the author actually consider the readers 'feelings by writing the relationship between the protagonist and the villain so closely? These were some of the more hilarious comments and memes. Of course, there were many other interesting plots and characters in online novels that readers could discover and enjoy according to their own preferences and tastes.

There was this couple. The girlfriend told her boyfriend she was going to her sister's place for the weekend. Well, the boyfriend ran into her sister at the mall on Saturday. Turns out the girlfriend was at a music festival with some other dude. When the boyfriend called her out on it later, she stuttered and made up this wild story about how her sister's plans changed last minute and she just had to go to the festival for some work - but her job had nothing to do with music or festivals! It was hilarious to see how bad she was at lying.