funny things to say to my girlfriend

Well, 'The cat chased its tail so much that it ended up in a different time zone.' This is really humorous as it's an absurd situation that cats chasing their tails are common but taking it to such an extreme makes it funny. Also, 'The squirrel tried to bargain with the oak tree for more acorns by offering to do stand - up comedy.' It shows the squirrel having human - like behavior in a comical way.

It's usually the combination of clever jokes, unique characters, and unexpected situations.

, I recommend the following novels to you. They are all funny apocalyptic novels similar to My Zombie Girlfriend: 1. " Zombies Don't Chase Me " was a funny story about square dancing aunties, socialites, Grandpa Sun, instant noodles in the supermarket, and so on. It was about the protagonist and his girlfriend dealing with the zombie crisis together. 2. In " My Wife Is an Evil God," the protagonist Jiang Xun transmigrated to a world full of " ghosts " and was forced to transmigrate to death many times. In the end, he created a cheat for himself and dealt with the apocalyptic crisis comically. 3. In " Zombies Are Troubled in the New Era," the female lead met all kinds of lunatics after graduating from the " zombie school " and dealt with the relationship between humans and zombies in a funny way. I hope you like my recommendation.😗

Once, a little kid saw a rainbow and said, 'Look, the sky is painting!' It was so cute as they really thought the sky was an artist creating that beautiful arc of colors.

Once, a little kid saw a rainbow and said, 'Look, God spilled his crayons!' It was so cute and imaginative.

Here's a funny one: 'My cat has decided that my laptop is its new bed, and it gives me the stink eye when I try to move it. I think I'm being evicted from my own device.'

A talking animal could be a funny thing. For example, a cat that gives advice on how to catch mice in a very sophisticated way, like a military general planning a battle. It could say things like 'First, we need to study the enemy's movement patterns, young apprentice.'

A boy in my neighborhood saw a snail and told his dad, 'Dad, that house has a really slow car!' He thought the snail's shell was its house and the snail itself was like a really slow - moving vehicle. His imaginative comparison was quite funny. This shows how kids can create the most interesting analogies from the simplest things they observe.

You can write 'I tried to cook a fancy meal. The recipe said 'easy to make'. Well, my kitchen now looks like a war zone and the food...let's not talk about it. #CookingDisaster'. It's a relatable and funny thing to share. Private stories are for our closest friends and family, so these light - hearted and self - deprecating comments are perfect.