jokes to say to your girlfriend

😋I recommend the book Loved, Just Passing By to you. In the book, the male protagonist said affectionately during the long-distance relationship,"Maybe, it's better to hug and keep warm when you're born as a human." This sentence is warm and sincere, suitable for online dating girlfriends ~ I hope you will like this recommendation, Muah ~😗

I love thee dearly. But I'm willing to entrust you with my whole life. Will you agree? Since I met you, my heart belongs to no one else but you. I've thought about how I'd be if I didn't meet you for the rest of my life. So I want to build happiness with you and be of one mind forever. Will you let me? Your beauty is the love of my heart. Your gentleness is beyond my reach. Your wisdom is what I look up to. Your kindness is what I admire. I'm willing to share this life with you and walk a long life hand in hand with you. Will you let me? You know what I mean. You can trust my promise. May you take my heart as your heart and my body as your love to build a happy family with me. Shall I promise you? This is the oath of my heart, I hope you remember it in your heart. I hope you will grant my wish and spend the rest of your life with me.

"The White Wolf Gongsun" is a historical novel written by the author, Yi Yu Po Chun Feng. The general plot of this novel is as follows: Unexpectedly, his soul had transcended the chaotic world. Gongsun Zhi raised his scimitar and galloped across the grasslands. He raised his cloak."Whoever blocks me will die." Wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, while humans travel thousands of miles to live. In the chaotic times of the Three Kingdoms, one would either kill or be killed. Group ID:371508141. ---------------------------- "Reborn Wolf King" was a fantasy novel written by the author, Xin Chen Zhi Lian. The general plot of this novel was: The new book welcomes everyone to go and watch the city loser's tragic transmigration to another world. It was fine if he had transmigrated, but he had actually transmigrated to a wolf! It was one thing for him to become a wolf in this foreign land of battle energy and magic. It was actually just a wild beast, not even a magical beast! It was fine if it was a wild beast, but what was even more tragic was that a wolf was actually chased away by a rabbit! ---------------------------- "The Tiger and Wolf Division" was a historical fiction novel written by the author, Lonely Swordsman. The general plot of this novel was: The ferocious tiger was the king of all beasts. Wolves were disciplined and cruel. The army of tigers and wolves was an army that was as fierce as tigers and as disciplined as wolves. They had the most tenacious will, the strongest physique, and the coldest nerves. No matter how strong and tenacious the enemy in front of them was, they could easily tear them apart and crush them into powder! Let's see how Meng Hu will create a true tiger and wolf army in the face of hardship and life and death. ############ Tigerwolf pack: 93020365. ---------------------------- Zhao Yun's Reincarnation: The Unparalleled General of Generals was a fantasy novel written by the author, Demon Child. The general plot of the novel was: Generals of Generals, the era of cultivation and forests. Warriors were the era where magic flourished. Summoning, the era where alchemists and Taoists rose. All kinds of cultivation were like bamboo shoots after the rain. It was also an era with countless heroes and beautiful women. I came here to be unparalleled in the world. I am Zhao Zilong of Changshan. ---------------------------- "The Strongest Wolf King Warrior" was a novel written by the author Jiu Guliang. The general plot of this novel was: [Strongly recommended by the chief editor] The return of the Wolf King, unparalleled iron fist! He was extremely cruel to his enemies! To her lover, she was so gentle that the ice melted! He was loyal to his brothers until the last drop of blood was shed! ---------------------------- "This Demon Wolf Is A Little Stable" was a fantasy novel written by the author, the Demonic Dragon Archer. The general plot of this novel was: During the day, he really transmigrated to another world and became a iron-toothed demonic wolf. In order to sneak into the human race and earn merit points, he racked his brains to get a spot as a spy. Then, he disappeared as soon as he entered the human race… From the first day I came to this world, I knew that I was destined to be an extraordinary wolf. You don't have to look for me. Before I become an invincible supreme being, I won't expose myself... Surrender, human! Only by living under my protection will you have the right to continue breathing! ahwooh ~~ [New group: 246584262] ---------------------------- "Great Qin: From a Small Soldier to a Great General" was a historical novel written by the author, Smelly Louzi. The general plot of this novel was: Zhao Mang had transmigrated to the Qin Dynasty and became a young farmer. He discovered that he had a physique that was almost immortal…Thus, there was a young man who only knew how to advance on the Qin battlefield. Why would Zhao Mang retreat and let me strike first? Alright, many years after I had dug through them, Great Qin had a brave and fierce general, Zhao Mang, who grabbed Zhao Gao's head and asked,'You f * cking called yourself Zhao Gao?' This time, he would be the one calling the deer a horse. ---------------------------- "Imperial Uncle Robbed A Wedding" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Qing Jiu. The general plot of this novel was: "Master, someone called the imperial concubine a fiend." "Cut your tongue and feed it to the dogs." A certain king said lightly. "Master, someone accidentally knocked into the imperial concubine." "Cut off your hand and feed it to the wolves." His indifferent tone was full of possessiveness. "Master, someone said that the Imperial Concubine ran away." "He ran away?" "You'd better not get caught by me." A certain king narrowed his eyes and sneered. When modern agents transmigrated into a wolf girl, they thought that they would be dancing with wolves all day long. In the end, it was true. However, this 'wolf' was not that wolf. [546182384]'s name is announced in the reader group. Welcome to join ~~! ---------------------------- "The Ancient War of the Blood Wolf Mercenaries" was a military-war fantasy novel written by the author who was also a gentleman. The general plot of this novel was: Qi, Chu, Qin, Yan, Zhao, Wei, Wu, Wei, and Han, the nine kingdoms were fighting for hegemony. If all the civil and military generals were sent out, who would be able to take the lead and win the world? Zhao Chen, a general of a small city, the Third Prince of the State of Zhao, who was not looked upon favorably, would make a name for himself in this chaotic world! ---------------------------- The Taichu Great Swordmaster was a fantasy novel written by the author, Old Wolf by the River. The general plot of the novel was: The Sword Master of a generation had fallen and possessed the dying youth. He had walked out of the ordinary, mastered the sword path, and killed all his enemies!

I like this joke. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I'm not sure; I was born with them.' This joke has a build - up with the bear's order and then the unexpected answer about the 'big pause' which is really funny.

As a fan of online literature, I have collected a lot of funny jokes. Here are some of the more classic ones: 1 "Why did Yagami go to the doctor?" "Because he observed the stars at night and found that it was a full moon today." "If you have five fingers, why do you write with three fingers?" "To increase the difficulty." 3 "Why is the mother of the sponge baby called Huang sponge?" " Because it's yellow." 4 "Why can't Ultraman marry a monster?" Because monsters don't have a womb." "Why does Sun Wukong have 72 transformations?" "Because he can change if he wants to." I hope these jokes can bring you joy!

One time my girlfriend surprised me with tickets to my favorite band's concert. I had been talking about how much I wanted to go for months. She had secretly saved up and planned the whole thing. It was such a simple yet amazing gesture that showed how much she cared about my interests.

There was a boy named Jack. He was very introverted and not very sociable. One day, he went to a debutante ball, hoping to make some new friends. At the ball, he saw a beautiful girl named Lily. She seemed to like him very much. Jack felt very nervous but he still followed Lily for a while, trying to chat with her. Finally, they came to an empty room. Lily invited Jack to sing with her. Jack was grateful for her invitation, but he was still too introverted to sing. Lily saw Jack's uneasiness and encouraged him." Don't be afraid. You can close your eyes and feel the rhythm of the music like me. Then, you can slowly open your eyes and sing a song." Jack gave it a try and felt that it was not bad. He closed his eyes to feel the rhythm of the music, then slowly opened his eyes and sang a song. Lily was very surprised and happy to hear Jack's singing. From then on, Jack and Lily became good friends. They often socialized together, and Jack gradually became more cheerful. One day, Jack told Lily that his dream was to become a musician. Lily was very supportive of him and encouraged Jack to continue to work hard and believe that he could realize his dream. Jack felt very happy because he knew that with a girl by his side who supported him, he no longer felt lonely and helpless. They spent many wonderful times together and Jack eventually became an excellent musician.

There was a young girl named Lily. She loved to paint. One day, she found a magic paintbrush. When she painted with it, whatever she painted came to life. She painted a beautiful bird, and it flew away into the sky. Then she painted a big, warm house. Inside the house, there were all kinds of delicious food. She decided to share this magic with her friends, and they all had a great time creating wonderful things with the magic paintbrush.

The time spent with you is a wonderful time. I don't know if I can meet you again in my next life, so I want to give you the best of myself in this life. I want to sleep in your arms forever. The most beautiful language in this world is I love you. Your appearance has filled my life with happiness and color. I'm willing to wait for you for a minute in my life. I want to see you every day because you are the woman I love the most. No matter how far the future is, I will accompany you forever. Your smile is the most beautiful scenery in my life. I think I will still love you as much as I do now in 50 years. I don't want anyone to love you more than I do. You are the most loved person in my life, and I will always love you. In my memory, you have always been beautiful. I love you not only because of your appearance but also because of everything about you. I don't want to miss any chance to love you. You are my only one, I will never give up on you. You are the most beautiful in my eyes. I will love you for the rest of my life. You are the person I love the most in my life, and I will always love you. In my life, you are the only woman I love the most. I Love You, I Will Always Love You I feel infinitely warm and happy by your side. I'm willing to wait for you for a minute for the rest of my life You are my everything, I will always love you. In Your Heart, I Will Always Be a Cute Child I Love You, I Will Always Love You

I will love my girlfriend forever.