What are the most memorable drunk funny stories you've heard?

2024-11-02 01:33

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2024-11-02 05:51

There was a story about a drunk woman at a bar. She bet with everyone that she could do a perfect cartwheel. But when she tried, she ended up rolling across the floor like a log. Everyone burst out laughing. She was so embarrassed the next day when she was told what had happened. The thing is, she didn't even remember doing it.

2024-11-02 05:48

A friend once got drunk and tried to climb into a doghouse, thinking it was his own bed. He curled up in there and started snoring. His dog just sat outside looking very confused.

2024-11-02 05:44

I heard of a group of guys who got drunk and decided to have a race in a supermarket with shopping carts. They were zooming up and down the aisles, knocking over displays and scaring the other customers. The store employees were trying to stop them but they were too drunk to listen. It was chaos but also extremely funny.

What are the most memorable funny shoet stories you've heard?

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2024-11-01 18:02

My neighbor had a pair of shoes with a squeaky sole. Every time he walked, it made this really loud squeaking noise. One day, he was trying to be sneaky and surprise his dog in the yard, but the shoes gave him away. His dog barked at him in confusion, and we all witnessed this hilarious scene from our windows. It was a simple yet very funny moment.

What are the most memorable funny stripper stories you've heard?

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2024-11-01 00:22

There was this one story where a stripper thought she was at a different kind of club. So she started doing a really goofy, old - fashioned dance routine that was completely out of place. But the audience loved it because it was so different and she just went with it, making the whole thing into a really fun and unique performance.

What are the most memorable funny prison stories you've heard?

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2024-10-31 15:59

There was this prisoner who was very clumsy. Whenever they had a prison-wide clean - up day, he would always manage to trip over the mop or spill the bucket of water, creating chaos but also lots of laughter among the inmates. He was like the prison's own comedy character.

What are the most memorable funny dementia stories you've heard?

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2024-10-29 06:18

There was this elderly woman with dementia. She thought her cat was a dog and would try to get it to bark. She would hold up dog treats and say 'bark, bark' to the cat. Her family found it really funny and they would play along. It became a regular source of amusement at home. Well, it shows how dementia can create these really strange but also endearing situations. The family learned to embrace these moments and find joy in her unique perception of things.

What are the most memorable funny bookstore stories you've heard?

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2024-10-29 06:12

A story I heard was about a bookstore owner who accidentally ordered way too many copies of a really unpopular book. To get rid of them, he made a display that said 'The book so bad it's good'. People were curious and started buying it, and it became a bit of a joke bestseller in the store.

What are the most memorable funny pua stories you've heard?

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2024-10-28 10:11

I heard of a PUA who used a magic trick as an icebreaker. He tried to pull a coin out of a girl's ear, but the coin got stuck. They both laughed so hard. And then, they found out they had a lot in common like their love for comedy shows. So, his failed magic trick actually worked in a way to start a great connection.

What are the most memorable funny volunteer stories you've heard?

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2024-10-28 07:02

I heard a story about a volunteer at a zoo. He was cleaning the giraffe enclosure and the giraffe decided to nuzzle his head. It was unexpected and really funny. The giraffe just kept following him around while he was trying to clean, like it was helping him.

What are the most memorable funny adoption stories you've heard?

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2024-10-26 09:00

I heard of a family that adopted a rabbit. The rabbit seemed to have a love for shoes. It would always hop into the closet and sit among the shoes. Once, it even tried to pull a sneaker out of the closet as if it was going for a walk. The family was amused by its strange behavior and it became a great story to tell.

What are the most memorable funny snap stories you've heard?

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2024-10-25 22:15

A woman was taking a snap of her flower garden. Just as she snapped, a huge bumblebee landed on her nose. Her snap was just of her wide - eyed, shocked face with the big bee. Another one is a man who tried to take a snap while skiing. He lost his balance and the snap showed him tumbling down the slope. It was really funny.

What are the most memorable funny customer care stories you've heard?

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2024-11-02 03:12

A customer at a clothing store tried to return a shirt that was clearly worn and torn. When the salesperson asked what was wrong with it, the customer said, 'It has a self - destruct feature that activated after I bought it!'.