What are the most memorable crazy funny drunk stories you've heard?
One of the craziest drunk stories I know is when a group of drunk friends went to a zoo. One of them thought he could communicate with the monkeys. He started making all kinds of strange noises and gestures. The monkeys were actually getting really interested and coming closer. His friends were laughing so hard and taking pictures. It was a wild and funny situation.
A friend once told me about a drunk person who thought a lamppost was a dance partner. They were twirling around it and trying to do ballroom dance moves. It was quite a sight. People were just standing there watching and cracking up.
What are the most memorable drunk funny stories you've heard?
A friend once got drunk and tried to climb into a doghouse, thinking it was his own bed. He curled up in there and started snoring. His dog just sat outside looking very confused.
What are the most memorable crazy funny stories you've heard?
A student once went to school with his clothes on backwards. He didn't notice until his classmates started laughing at him. He was so embarrassed at first but then he started making jokes about it too. He said he was just trying out a new fashion trend from a parallel universe. Everyone had a good laugh about it for days.
What are the most memorable funny drunk college stories you've heard?
I heard about a group of drunk students who mistook a campus statue for a real person and started having a conversation with it. They were asking it all sorts of questions and even offered it a drink. It was hilarious to watch from afar.
What are the most memorable funny drunk texting stories you've heard?
There was a girl who got drunk and texted her best friend asking if they could go swimming in the bathtub. She then sent pictures of her filling up the bathtub with all her clothes on. Her friend was cracking up and told her to get out of the bathroom before she flooded it. It was a really silly situation.
What are the most memorable crazy funny breakup stories you've heard?
I heard of a couple where the guy tried to break up with the girl using a skywriter. But the wind blew the words all out of shape and it ended up looking like gibberish. The girl was confused at first but when she figured it out, she thought it was the funniest thing ever. They ended up on good terms after that crazy attempt at a breakup.
What are the most memorable crazy funny highschool stories you've heard?
One of the craziest funny high school stories I know is about a school play. The lead actor forgot his lines completely in the middle of the performance. Instead of panicking, he just started making up the most absurd lines on the spot. The rest of the cast had to improvise along with him, and it turned into a completely different play. But the audience loved it and it became a legendary event in that high school's history.
What are the most memorable funny crazy ex stories you've heard?
I heard about an ex who thought his girlfriend was into yoga. So, he tried to do all these super - advanced yoga poses in front of her to impress her. But he was so clumsy that he ended up falling over and getting tangled in his yoga mat. It was really funny.
What are the most memorable crazy funny real life stories you've heard?
One story is about a woman who accidentally put on her cat's collar instead of her own necklace in a hurry. She went out like that and got so many strange looks. It was only when she got home and saw her cat without a collar that she realized what had happened.
What are the funniest crazy drunk stories you've heard?
A drunk man thought he could fly. He climbed onto a bench and jumped off, only to land flat on his face. Luckily, he wasn't seriously hurt and just lay there laughing at himself.
What are the most memorable drunk Christmas party stories you've heard?
There was a Christmas party where a drunk guest started giving out 'drunk Santa' advice to everyone. He was going around saying things like 'Santa says you should always have an extra slice of pie on Christmas' in a slurred voice. It was a really unique and humorous experience for all at the party.