What are the most memorable funny drunk texting stories you've heard?
There was a girl who got drunk and texted her best friend asking if they could go swimming in the bathtub. She then sent pictures of her filling up the bathtub with all her clothes on. Her friend was cracking up and told her to get out of the bathroom before she flooded it. It was a really silly situation.
What are the most memorable drunk funny stories you've heard?
A friend once got drunk and tried to climb into a doghouse, thinking it was his own bed. He curled up in there and started snoring. His dog just sat outside looking very confused.
What are the most memorable funny drunk college stories you've heard?
I heard about a group of drunk students who mistook a campus statue for a real person and started having a conversation with it. They were asking it all sorts of questions and even offered it a drink. It was hilarious to watch from afar.
What are the most memorable crazy funny drunk stories you've heard?
A friend once told me about a drunk person who thought a lamppost was a dance partner. They were twirling around it and trying to do ballroom dance moves. It was quite a sight. People were just standing there watching and cracking up.
What are the most memorable drunk Christmas party stories you've heard?
There was a Christmas party where a drunk guest started giving out 'drunk Santa' advice to everyone. He was going around saying things like 'Santa says you should always have an extra slice of pie on Christmas' in a slurred voice. It was a really unique and humorous experience for all at the party.
What are the most memorable funny texting stories?
One memorable story is when a person texted their boss 'You're the best, just like my dog'. It was a wrong text sent to the wrong person in a hurry. The boss was really confused at first but then found it funny.
What are the most memorable funny work stories you've heard?
A friend told me that in her office, there was a whiteboard with everyone's tasks. One day, someone accidentally erased all the tasks and drew a big, goofy face instead. When the manager came to check, he couldn't help but laugh. They then had to quickly rewrite all the tasks while still chuckling about the face.
What are the most memorable funny rpg stories you've heard?
One memorable story is about a group of players in an RPG. They were exploring an ancient tomb. One of the players, who was a thief character, accidentally stepped on a pressure plate that was supposed to release a trap. But instead, it played a really loud and goofy song. All the mummies in the tomb started dancing to it. It was so strange and funny.
What are the most memorable funny walking stories you've heard?
A really memorable one was about a kid learning to walk. He was waddling around like a little duck. His parents were trying to encourage him and he took a big step forward, but then his diaper slipped down a bit. He just stood there looking confused while everyone around him was in stitches.
What are the most memorable funny buffet stories you've heard?
There was a story about a couple at a buffet. The woman was on a diet and the man kept teasing her by bringing her huge plates of food. She got so mad at him but in a really comical way.
What are the most memorable funny server stories you've heard?
I remember a server story where a user was so excited to share their new pet's picture, but they uploaded the wrong file which was just a really blurry and unrecognizable mess. We all guessed what it could be, from a mythical creature to a new kind of abstract art. It was really funny.