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funny police blotter stories

Can you share some funny police blotter stories?
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2024-11-21 15:06
Well, here's a story. A woman reported that her purse was stolen, but she was so flustered that she couldn't describe the thief properly. She said it was a 'tallish, shortish, kind of roundish' person. The police had a hard time getting a clear picture. Eventually, they found out that she had just misplaced her purse at a friend's house. It was really funny how the whole situation unfolded.
What are some of the most memorable funny police blotter stories?
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2024-11-21 13:10
One memorable story is about a man who reported his cat for stealing his socks. He was convinced that the cat was hiding them on purpose. The police had to come and search the house for the missing socks. In the end, they found the socks under the couch, but the cat's reaction was priceless as if it was really guilty. It was really a humorous situation.
What are some of the best police blotter stories?
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2024-12-10 10:10
Some of the best police blotter stories include the case of the runaway llama. It escaped from a local farm and was causing chaos in the neighborhood. The police had to chase it around until they finally managed to corral it. There was also a situation where a teenager was skateboarding on private property and got caught by the security guard. The police blotter detailed how the teen was given a warning. Another good one is about a stolen bicycle that was found a week later chained to a lamppost several miles away. The owner was reunited with it, and the police never really found out who took it in the first place.
Can you share a memorable best police blotter story?
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2024-12-10 06:16
Sure. There was a story where a bakery owner called the police because someone was stealing freshly baked bread every morning. The police set up a stakeout and caught the culprit, who turned out to be a homeless man who was just really hungry. Instead of arresting him, the police worked with local charities to get him some proper food and shelter. It was a heart - warming story on the police blotter.
Funny Police Bathroom Stories: What are some funny police bathroom stories?
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2024-12-03 21:08
Well, I heard once that a police officer accidentally locked himself in the bathroom stall at the station. His partner was outside laughing so hard while he was trying to figure out how to get out. After a while, they had to call the maintenance guy to unlock it.
Funny police Christmas stories
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2024-10-30 20:54
One funny police Christmas story could be about a police officer who dressed up as Santa Claus to visit the local children in the neighborhood. He was on his patrol bike which was decorated with tinsel and bells. When he stopped to talk to the kids, one of them asked if Rudolph was in the police stable. The officer had to quickly come up with a funny response that Rudolph was on a special mission to help other Santas around the world.
Funny police pull over stories
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2024-11-27 01:10
One funny story is when a police officer pulled over a car because the driver was singing at the top of their lungs and looked like they were having a concert all by themselves. The officer ended up laughing and just gave a warning about being distracted while driving.
Share some funny but true police stories.
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2024-12-10 13:49
There was this case where a police car got a flat tire while in pursuit of a speeding vehicle. Instead of giving up, the two officers in the car started chasing on foot. The suspect, seeing the officers running towards him, thought it was so absurd that he actually stopped and waited for them to catch up. He later said he couldn't resist the sight of two cops running with their hats bouncing.
More funny police pull over stories
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2024-11-25 00:10
A friend told me that a police pulled over a lady whose car was covered in stickers of different cats. It was so eye - catching. The lady said she was a huge cat lover and just wanted to show it off. The police officer, who also liked cats, just had a friendly chat and let her go.
Share some funny police K9 stories.
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2024-11-07 15:35
One funny police K9 story is about a K9 named Max. During a training exercise, Max was supposed to find a hidden 'suspect'. Instead, he found a squirrel and chased it all around the training ground, leaving the trainers in stitches.
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