Tell me some very funny joke short stories about animals.
There was a little mouse who was always boasting about how brave he was. One day, he saw a cat and said, 'I'm not afraid of you!' and he started making loud noises. The cat just looked at him and said, 'You're not even on my menu today, little mouse.' And the mouse was left feeling a bit silly. This short story is humorous as it shows the mouse's overconfidence and the cat's nonchalant response.
Tell me a very short funny story about animals.
A cat went to the vet. The vet said, 'Your cat is just fat.' The cat hissed, 'I'm not fat, I'm just big - boned!'
Tell me some short funny stories about animals.
Well, there's a story about a cat. The cat tried to catch a laser pointer dot all day, and when it finally did, it was very confused. Another one is about a dog. A dog went to the park and saw a squirrel. It chased the squirrel up a tree, and then sat at the bottom of the tree barking for an hour as if the squirrel was going to come down just because of the barking.
Tell me some random funny short stories about animals.
A cat once followed a dog into a bar. The bartender was shocked and said, 'We don't serve cats here.' The cat replied, 'I'm not here for a drink. I'm just here to follow my friend.' And then it sat next to the dog. Everyone in the bar started laughing. It was so unexpected to see a cat so determined to be with a dog in a bar.
Tell me some clean short funny joke stories.
A guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, 'You need to stop masturbating.' The guy asks, 'Why?'. The doctor replies, 'Because I'm trying to examine you!' This is a bit of a silly and clean joke.
Tell me a very funny story about animals.
There was a dog that loved to chase its shadow. One sunny day, it was running around in circles trying to catch it. When it finally got tired, it just lay down on the shadow as if to say 'I got you at last!' It was really funny.
Tell me some funny stories about animals.
A parrot learned to mimic the sound of a ringing phone. Every time the phone actually rang, the parrot would start making the ringing noise too, causing a lot of chaos and laughter in the house.
Tell me some of funny stories about animals.
Well, there is a story about a parrot. A family bought a parrot but it had a bad habit of swearing. Every time someone passed by, it would say bad words. They tried everything to make it stop. Finally, they put it in the freezer for a few minutes. When they took it out, the parrot shivered and said very politely, 'I'm sorry for my bad behavior.' And it never swore again. It was really funny how the cold made it change its attitude.
Tell some funny short joke stories
There's a joke that goes like this: A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'' The doctor replies, 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.' 'Is it common?' asks the man. The doctor says, 'It's not unusual.' Another short joke is, what's brown and sticky? A stick.
What are some funny appropriate joke stories about animals?
There's a joke about a cat. A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the cat at the gate and said, 'You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.' The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.' God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly, the cat had a huge fluffy pillow. A few days later, six mice were killed in a tragic accident and they all went to Heaven. God met the mice at the gate with the same offer that He made to the cat. The mice said, 'All our lives we have had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we would not have to run anymore.' God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly, each mouse had a beautiful pair of roller skates. About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found the cat sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently woke him and asked, 'How are you doing? Are you happy here?' The cat yawned and stretched and said, 'Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!' Another animal - related joke is that a duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some ChapStick. The cashier says, 'Will you be paying cash or credit?' The duck says, 'Just put it on my bill.'
Tell me a very funny Hindi story about animals.
There was a story of a lazy donkey. The donkey's owner wanted it to work in the fields. But the donkey always found excuses. One day, it pretended to be sick. The owner called the vet. The vet said there was only one cure - to make the donkey run around the field ten times. As soon as the vet left, the donkey started running so fast as if it was never sick. It's really funny how the donkey tricked itself in the end.