Tell me a very short funny story about animals.
A cat went to the vet. The vet said, 'Your cat is just fat.' The cat hissed, 'I'm not fat, I'm just big - boned!'
Tell me a very funny story about animals.
There was a dog that loved to chase its shadow. One sunny day, it was running around in circles trying to catch it. When it finally got tired, it just lay down on the shadow as if to say 'I got you at last!' It was really funny.
Tell me a short funny story about animals.
A cat and a dog were arguing about who was the smartest. The dog said, 'I can do tricks like sit, stay, and roll over.' The cat replied, 'That's nothing. I can make people open doors for me, feed me, and clean my litter box without even asking.'
Tell me a short funny story about animals.
A group of ducks were walking in a line. The first duck said, 'Quack.' The second duck said, 'Quack.' But the third duck said, 'I'm not following this stupid 'quack' thing.' The first two ducks looked at him and said, 'Then you're not a real duck!' and they walked away. The third duck thought for a moment and then ran after them shouting, 'Wait, I'm a quack!'
Tell me a very funny Hindi story about animals.
There was a story of a lazy donkey. The donkey's owner wanted it to work in the fields. But the donkey always found excuses. One day, it pretended to be sick. The owner called the vet. The vet said there was only one cure - to make the donkey run around the field ten times. As soon as the vet left, the donkey started running so fast as if it was never sick. It's really funny how the donkey tricked itself in the end.
Tell me some very funny joke short stories about animals.
There was a little mouse who was always boasting about how brave he was. One day, he saw a cat and said, 'I'm not afraid of you!' and he started making loud noises. The cat just looked at him and said, 'You're not even on my menu today, little mouse.' And the mouse was left feeling a bit silly. This short story is humorous as it shows the mouse's overconfidence and the cat's nonchalant response.
Tell me a short funny Florida story about animals.
A seagull in Florida once stole an ice - cream cone from a little boy. It flew up to a lamppost with it. But as it started to eat, the ice - cream started to melt and drip all over the seagull. It flapped its wings in panic, trying to get away from the sticky mess. The boy couldn't stop laughing at the seagull's misfortune.
Tell me an anecdotal funny short story about animals.
A little boy had a pet turtle. He thought the turtle was too slow, so he decided to give it a 'ride'. He put the turtle on his skateboard and pushed it down the driveway. The turtle got scared and retracted into its shell. The skateboard then hit a small stone and flipped over. The turtle came out of its shell and slowly crawled away, as if it was saying 'I'm never getting on that thing again!'
Tell me a funny random short story about animals.
A parrot was very proud of his ability to talk. He would always show off in front of the other birds. One day, he saw an owl and said, 'Hey, you old grumpy face, why are you always so serious?' The owl just blinked and said, 'I'm thinking about important things, unlike you who just chat all day.' The parrot was offended and said, 'I can think too!' But then he couldn't come up with anything smart to say, so he just flew away, still muttering to himself.
Tell me a short funny bedtime story about animals.
A squirrel once found a big acorn. He was so excited that he decided to sleep with it that night. But the acorn was too big for his little nest. So he pushed and shoved it all around trying to make it fit. In the end, he just used it as a pillow and slept on top of it. When he woke up, his fur was all stuck to the acorn.
Tell me a short funny offensive story about animals.
A parrot was in a pet store. A customer came in and the parrot said, 'Hey, you look like a fat penguin!' The customer was shocked and a bit offended. But the parrot just kept on squawking, thinking it was being really funny. The store owner had to quickly apologize to the customer.