Tell some funny short joke stories
There's a joke that goes like this: A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'' The doctor replies, 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.' 'Is it common?' asks the man. The doctor says, 'It's not unusual.' Another short joke is, what's brown and sticky? A stick.
A short and funny joke story is about a fish. Two fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' Also, consider this one. A man goes to a library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says, 'Fuck off, you won't bring it back.' This plays on the idea of borrowing books and the unexpected response from the librarian.
Tell me some clean short funny joke stories.
A guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, 'You need to stop masturbating.' The guy asks, 'Why?'. The doctor replies, 'Because I'm trying to examine you!' This is a bit of a silly and clean joke.
What are some funny short joke stories?
Well, here is a different one. I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down. The humor comes from the double meaning of 'put down' which can mean both to stop reading a book and to place something down physically.
Share some funny joke short stories.
One more. A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!' The doctor replies, 'Sorry, I don't follow you.' This joke short story combines the modern concept of Twitter and the play on words with 'follow'.
Tell me a short funny joke story.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Funny short joke stories to share
Here is a short joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What are some of the best funny joke short stories?
Well, here is a good one. A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Tell me some very funny joke short stories about animals.
There was a little mouse who was always boasting about how brave he was. One day, he saw a cat and said, 'I'm not afraid of you!' and he started making loud noises. The cat just looked at him and said, 'You're not even on my menu today, little mouse.' And the mouse was left feeling a bit silly. This short story is humorous as it shows the mouse's overconfidence and the cat's nonchalant response.
Tell me some funny dad joke stories.
Here's one. A dad says, 'I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!' Another is, 'Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.'
Tell me some funny christmas joke stories.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Tell me some funny humor joke stories.
Here is a joke story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.