Tell me a one sentence funny story.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Tell me a funny 5 - sentence story.
A squirrel entered a library. It climbed on a bookshelf. It started reading a book about nuts. The librarian was shocked. But the squirrel just continued reading calmly.
Tell me some funny one - sentence stories.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Tell me a 'one sentence sad story'.
I held her hand through the hospital window as she took her last breath.
Tell me a one sentence scary story.
As I entered the old, abandoned house, the door slammed shut behind me. I then heard a slow, creaking sound coming from upstairs, and I knew I was not alone.
Tell me some one sentence funny stories about animals.
A mouse once saw a cat wearing a bell and said, 'That's a nice idea, but now we can't hear you coming either!'
Tell a funny 3 sentence story.
There was a little fish. It dreamed of flying. One day, a seagull picked it up and it got a very short flight experience.
Tell me a 'one for me one for you' funny story.
Once upon a time, there were two friends, Tom and Jerry. They found a box of chocolates. Tom said, 'One for me, one for you.' But Jerry was so greedy that every time Tom took one, Jerry took two. Tom got a bit angry but then had an idea. He started telling really lame jokes while taking the chocolates. Jerry was laughing so hard that he didn't notice Tom taking more chocolates. In the end, they both ended up with a tummy ache from eating too many chocolates, but they also had a great time with their little chocolate war.
Tell me two - sentence funny stories.
A: I'm on a whiskey diet. B: I've lost three days already.
Tell me some 3 sentence funny stories.
A man goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' The doctor replies, 'Have you seen a ophthalmologist?' The man says, 'No, just spots.'
Share a one sentence funny story.
The other day I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. This is funny because when you say someone is drawing their eyebrows too high, the visual image of them looking perpetually surprised is quite comical. Also, the simplicity of the statement and the quick reaction it implies from the wife add to the humor.