Tell me some funny one - sentence stories.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
The shovel was a ground - breaker at the construction site. This is funny because we usually use 'ground - breaker' to describe a person or a new idea that starts something important, but here it's used for a shovel in a humorous way.
Tell me some one sentence funny stories about animals.
A mouse once saw a cat wearing a bell and said, 'That's a nice idea, but now we can't hear you coming either!'
Tell me some 3 sentence funny stories.
A man goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' The doctor replies, 'Have you seen a ophthalmologist?' The man says, 'No, just spots.'
Tell me a one sentence funny story.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Tell me some two sentence funny stories.
A man walked into a library and asked for a burger. The librarian said, 'This is a library.' The man whispered, 'Sorry. Can I have a burger?' Another one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Tell me some 2 sentence funny horror stories.
The vampire tried to bite me but his fangs got stuck in his cape. He just stood there looking silly.
Tell me some funny 2 - sentence horror stories.
I heard a knock on the door. I opened it, but no one was there, only a cold wind whispering my name.
Tell me some one sentence scary stories.
I woke up in the middle of the night to see a figure standing at the foot of my bed. It disappeared when I turned on the light.
Tell me some 'one sentence ghost stories'.
Walking in the attic, I heard a child's giggle, yet no children have been here for decades.
Tell me some funny two - sentence horror stories.
I woke up to find a handprint on my window. I live on the 15th floor.
Tell me two - sentence funny stories.
A: I'm on a whiskey diet. B: I've lost three days already.