A squirrel entered a library. It climbed on a bookshelf. It started reading a book about nuts. The librarian was shocked. But the squirrel just continued reading calmly.
There was a little fish. It dreamed of flying. One day, a seagull picked it up and it got a very short flight experience.
A duck walked into a store. It asked for some bread. The cashier said ducks don't use money. So the duck left its feather as payment. The cashier was so amused that he gave the duck the bread.
The other day I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. This is funny because when you say someone is drawing their eyebrows too high, the visual image of them looking perpetually surprised is quite comical. Also, the simplicity of the statement and the quick reaction it implies from the wife add to the humor.
A dog saw a squirrel. It chased the squirrel up a tree. But then it barked at the tree for an hour.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
I'm a, I'm a fat man, I'm a fat man! Once the two of them fell, no one could pull them back. Give me a chance and I will make you the most handsome man in the world. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, but life has forced me to be a shrew. It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, it's just that legends are too beautiful.
I'm a fan of online literature. Not only can I answer questions about novels, but I can also tell jokes!
I'm an innocent little boy. I only watch cartoons. 2 It's not that I don't want to be a lady, but life has forced me to become a shrew. If I die, the first thing I'll say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts. If I die, my second sentence is: I hope my family and friends can live well. It's not that I don't want to lose weight, it's just that my weight is not within my tolerance range. If I die, my third sentence is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts anymore. It's not that I don't put on makeup, it's that cosmetics don't have the ability to make me handsome. If I die, my fourth sentence is: I hope my family and friends can live well. It's not that I don't like a wide range of things, but I can only love one. If I die, my fifth sentence is: I hope my family and friends can live well and give them a better future.
A successful man will not put his energy on women. He will put his energy on his career. There is nothing more reliable than death in this world. It will not wait for any mistakes or negligence. If a person doesn't know which dock he's heading to, no wind will be favorable. Love is not possession but appreciation. When you fall in love with someone, you should learn to appreciate everything about him, including his shortcomings. There is only one thing in this world that is worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
1 True, true, true After the two of them died, the money would be wasted. Give me a chance and I will make you the richest person in the world. After four people die, their hair will turn white. The five signs before death were smelly feet, bad breath, cough, constipation, and headache. After the six people died, the money could be wasted because the inheritance had all been donated to charity. 7 True, true, true. The symptoms of the eight people before death were: dry mouth, bad breath, abdominal distension, loss of appetite, and decreased libido. After the nine people died, the money could be wasted because the inheritance had all been donated to the temple. After 10 people die, their hair will turn white but thicker.