Tell me a 'one for me one for you' funny story.
There were two siblings, a brother and a sister. Their mother gave them some cookies. The brother said, 'One for me, one for you.' However, the sister noticed that the cookies were of different sizes. So, she quickly grabbed the bigger one. The brother just laughed and said, 'That's okay, sis. I'll take the smaller one this time.' Later, when their mother saw what happened, she gave the brother an extra cookie for being so kind. And they all had a good laugh about it.
Once upon a time, there were two friends, Tom and Jerry. They found a box of chocolates. Tom said, 'One for me, one for you.' But Jerry was so greedy that every time Tom took one, Jerry took two. Tom got a bit angry but then had an idea. He started telling really lame jokes while taking the chocolates. Jerry was laughing so hard that he didn't notice Tom taking more chocolates. In the end, they both ended up with a tummy ache from eating too many chocolates, but they also had a great time with their little chocolate war.
Tell me a one minute funny story.
A man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asked, 'Well, are you ringing?' The man replied, 'No, but I'm ding - a - ling!'
Tell me a one page funny story.
There was a magician who was not very good at his tricks. One day, he was trying to make a rabbit disappear. He waved his wand and said the magic words, but instead of disappearing, the rabbit started to dance. The magician was so embarrassed. He tried again, and this time the rabbit started to sing. The audience was laughing so hard. In the end, the magician just gave up and joined the rabbit in its little performance. It turned out to be the funniest show ever.
Tell me one funny Ithaca story.
Once in Ithaca, there was a squirrel that got into a coffee shop. It hopped on the counter and started nibbling on a muffin. The barista tried to shoo it away gently but the squirrel just stared at him as if it owned the place. Then it grabbed a napkin and ran out with it, like it was a precious treasure. It was so hilarious that all the customers were laughing for a long time.
Tell me a nat one funny story.
Once there was a nat named Sam. One day, Sam tried to make pancakes. But instead of using flour, Sam accidentally used baking soda. When Sam poured the 'batter' on the pan, it started to fizzle and bubble like a mini volcano. It was so funny and Sam ended up with a pan full of foamy mess.
Tell me a one paragraph funny story.
Once there was a magician on a plane. He told the flight attendant he could turn into a dove and fly off the plane. The attendant said, 'Show me.' So he did his magic trick. And the attendant said, 'Well, now go into the baggage compartment.'
Tell me a one sentence funny story.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Tell me a one line funny story.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Tell me a funny one - paragraph short story.
Once upon a time, a magician was performing on stage. He said he could make a rabbit disappear. He waved his wand, said the magic words, and opened the box. But instead of the rabbit disappearing, his assistant was gone. The magician was so shocked that he accidentally turned himself into a carrot.
Tell me one funny story about animals.
A group of ducks were walking in a line. One of the ducks at the back suddenly decided to take a different path. All the other ducks then turned around one by one to follow it. It was like a little comical parade that changed direction for no apparent reason.
Tell me one paragraph funny stories.
A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.'