I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
The other day I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. This is funny because when you say someone is drawing their eyebrows too high, the visual image of them looking perpetually surprised is quite comical. Also, the simplicity of the statement and the quick reaction it implies from the wife add to the humor.
A duck walked into a store. It asked for some bread. The cashier said ducks don't use money. So the duck left its feather as payment. The cashier was so amused that he gave the duck the bread.
The doctor told me I had a broken finger. I asked which one, and he said 'the one you're not pointing at'. This is humorous because of the unexpected response from the doctor. Usually, we expect a more straightforward answer like 'your left index finger' or something, but instead, he gives a rather comical answer.
Sure. Here is one: My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
A dog saw a squirrel. It chased the squirrel up a tree. But then it barked at the tree for an hour.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Two friends, a shy boy and an outgoing girl, supported each other through every high and low, proving that true friendship endures all.
The mirror showed a figure behind me, but when I spun around, nothing was there.
A: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. B: She looked surprised.
He sat alone in the old house, surrounded by memories of his family. Now they were all gone, and the silence was deafening, crushing his spirit bit by bit.