Share a one sentence funny story.
I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
The other day I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. This is funny because when you say someone is drawing their eyebrows too high, the visual image of them looking perpetually surprised is quite comical. Also, the simplicity of the statement and the quick reaction it implies from the wife add to the humor.
Share a funny 5 - sentence story with me.
A duck walked into a store. It asked for some bread. The cashier said ducks don't use money. So the duck left its feather as payment. The cashier was so amused that he gave the duck the bread.
Share a funny 3 - sentence story about animals.
A dog saw a squirrel. It chased the squirrel up a tree. But then it barked at the tree for an hour.
Share some 2 sentence funny stories.
A: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. B: She looked surprised.
Share some 'funny 2 sentence horror stories'.
I woke up in the middle of the night. My teddy bear was sitting at the edge of my bed smiling at me.
Share some 3 - sentence funny stories with me.
A cat walked into a bar. The barman said, 'We don't serve cats.' The cat said, 'I'm not here for a drink, I'm here to use the Wi - Fi.'
Share some 'funny 2 sentence horror stories'.
I woke up to find a handprint on my window. It was on the inside.
Tell a funny 3 sentence story.
There was a little fish. It dreamed of flying. One day, a seagull picked it up and it got a very short flight experience.
Share more funny two - sentence horror stories.
The mirror showed my reflection smiling. I wasn't smiling.
Can you share some funny 2 sentence stories?
Sure. Story 1: I told my dog he was adopted. He looked at me, went to his toy box, and got his favorite bone. It was like he was saying 'So what? I still have my bone.' Story 2: I bought a cactus. I named it Spike. Then I accidentally sat on it. Ouch!
Share some two - sentence funny stories for me.
A snail got robbed. The police asked, 'Did you get a look at the assailant?' The snail said, 'No, it all happened so fast.' For the second one, a bee went to the hairdresser. The hairdresser asked, 'How do you want your hair?' The bee said, 'Just make it look like a wasp, please.'