Tell me some 3 sentence funny stories.
A man goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' The doctor replies, 'Have you seen a ophthalmologist?' The man says, 'No, just spots.'
I told my computer I needed a break. It sent me an email with a coffee cup emoji. I think it misunderstood and thought I was asking for a virtual break.
There was a fish. It could sing. But all it knew was the song 'Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble' which made the other fish very confused.
Tell me some funny one - sentence stories.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Tell me some two sentence funny stories.
A man walked into a library and asked for a burger. The librarian said, 'This is a library.' The man whispered, 'Sorry. Can I have a burger?' Another one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Tell me some 2 sentence funny horror stories.
The vampire tried to bite me but his fangs got stuck in his cape. He just stood there looking silly.
Tell me some funny 2 - sentence horror stories.
I heard a knock on the door. I opened it, but no one was there, only a cold wind whispering my name.
Tell me some funny two - sentence horror stories.
I woke up to find a handprint on my window. I live on the 15th floor.
Tell me two - sentence funny stories.
A: I'm on a whiskey diet. B: I've lost three days already.
Tell me some examples of funny two - sentence scary stories.
The first one: I woke up in the middle of the night. When I looked at the foot of my bed, there was a shadowy figure smiling at me. Another: I heard a strange noise outside my window. I peeked out and saw a pair of glowing eyes staring back at me.
Tell me some good jokes or two - sentence funny stories.
Joke: What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. As for a two - sentence funny story: A man tried to catch some fog. He mist. Another one could be: A book just fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame.
Tell me some funny bad two - sentence horror stories.
I opened the fridge. A severed hand waved at me from the vegetable drawer.
Tell me some one sentence funny stories about animals.
A mouse once saw a cat wearing a bell and said, 'That's a nice idea, but now we can't hear you coming either!'