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Can you share some sexy lapsitting accident stories?

2024-11-20 20:45
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2024-11-20 22:12

Rather than sexy lapsitting accident stories which are not suitable for discussion, I'll tell you about a friendly lapsitting accident. At a petting zoo, a kid was sitting on their mother's lap while trying to feed a goat. The goat got a bit too eager and nudged the kid, causing them to almost fall off the lap.

Are there any funny lapsitting accident stories?

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2024-11-21 02:21

Sure! There was a time at a picnic when a toddler was sitting on grandpa's lap. Grandpa was trying to open a can of soda and it fizzed all over. The sudden movement made the toddler slide a bit on his lap, which was really funny.

Can you share some accident sex stories?

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2024-12-13 17:00

Sharing such stories is inappropriate as they often involve private and potentially unethical situations. We should focus on positive, respectful and consensual relationship stories instead.

Can you share some funny accident stories?

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2024-11-24 17:13

Sure. Once, my friend was walking while looking at his phone. He didn't notice a low - hanging branch and walked right into it. The branch got stuck in his hair and he looked like he had a strange new hairstyle. It was really funny.

Can you share some scary accident stories?

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2024-11-13 08:55

Sure. There was this one time a car suddenly veered off the road into a ditch because the driver had a heart attack. The car flipped over several times. Passers - by were terrified as they saw the mangled vehicle. It was a miracle the driver survived.

Can you share some sad accident stories?

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2024-10-29 13:53

One sad accident story is about a young boy who was chasing his ball into the street. A car came too fast and couldn't stop in time. The boy was hit and severely injured. It was a tragic moment for his family who were left devastated.

Can you share some sexy stories in stories?

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2024-11-16 04:06

In a story about a cruise ship, there's a couple who meet on the deck at sunset. She's wearing a flowing dress that catches the sea breeze. He approaches her, and they start chatting. As the night falls, they find themselves in a secluded corner of the ship, dancing slowly. Their bodies move in sync, and the story delves into the magnetic pull they have towards each other, the subtle touches and the growing desire.

Can you share some funny accident and emergency stories?

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2024-12-08 05:32

Well, a man ran into the emergency room yelling that he was bitten by a snake. The doctors were all on high alert. But when they examined him, they found out it was just a little garden snake that had given him a tiny nip. He was so scared that he had imagined the whole thing to be much worse than it was.

Can you share some funny construction accident stories?

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2024-12-07 08:03

There was a time when a group of workers were building a small house. One worker accidentally drilled a hole in the wrong wall. When the supervisor came to check, he was so confused. The worker tried to explain that he thought it was the other side. We all had a good laugh about it later because it didn't cause any real damage in the end.

Can you share some sad car accident stories?

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2024-12-03 13:18

One sad car accident story involved a newly - married couple. They were driving home from their honeymoon. Due to a faulty brake in their car, they lost control and hit a tree. The wife passed away instantly, and the husband was severely injured. He had to live with the pain of losing his beloved and the guilt of not being able to protect her, for the rest of his life.

Can you share some funny office accident stories?

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2024-12-01 15:51

Sure. One time, a co - worker was so focused on a report that he didn't notice his chair was on wheels. When he leaned back to stretch, he rolled all the way across the office and crashed into a small potted plant. Another story is that a colleague was trying to be fancy and pour coffee while walking. But he tripped over a power cord and ended up spilling coffee all over himself and a stack of important papers. There was also this incident where someone thought the printer was jammed, so they started poking around inside it. Turns out it was just out of paper, and when they inserted the new stack, they accidentally hit the print button multiple times, and hundreds of copies of a single page came out.

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