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What are some funny back to school jokes and stories you know?

2024-11-21 21:32
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Anonymous
2024-11-22 00:12

Joke: What's the difference between a school teacher and a train? The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says chew, chew! Story: In our school, there was a rumor that there was a hidden treasure in the old attic. A group of us decided to go and look for it during lunch break. We searched everywhere but didn't find anything. But on our way back, we found a really old diary that belonged to one of the former students. It was full of funny stories about the school in the past, and we had a great time reading it.

Anonymous
2024-11-21 21:58

Joke: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Oh, wait, that's not a back - to - school joke. Here's a real one: What's a teacher's favorite nation? Expla - nation! Story: There was this one time at school when a science experiment went horribly wrong. We were supposed to make a simple volcano eruption, but instead, it overflowed all over the classroom table. The teacher just stared at it for a second and then said, 'Well, I guess we've created a new continent.'

What are some really funny jokes or stories you know?

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2024-12-15 03:45

Here is one more joke. What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What are some really funny jokes and stories you know?

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2024-11-04 00:48

Joke: I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Share some back to school jokes and stories.

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2024-11-21 14:32

Joke: What's the king of all school supplies? The ruler! Story: Once upon a time, there was a group of students who were preparing for a big school play. They were all very excited but also very nervous. One of the boys, who was playing the lead role, suddenly lost his voice on the day of the performance. But his friends didn't give up. They quickly improvised and changed the play a little bit so that another boy could take over the role, and in the end, the play was a great success.

What are the most hilarious back to school funny stories you know?

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2024-12-05 00:44

In my old school, we had a substitute teacher who had a really strong accent. He mispronounced so many students' names that we ended up giving each other new names just for fun during that class. For example, he called Tom as 'Tum' and Sally as 'Sah - lee'. We still laugh about it today. This made the whole class very lively and full of laughter.

What are the best jokes, riddles and funny stories you know?

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2024-11-05 03:04

Joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Riddle: What has many keys but can't open a single lock? A piano. Funny story: A guy goes to a psychiatrist. 'Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?' The doctor replies, 'It's very simple. You're two tents.'

Share the best halloween jokes and funny stories you know.

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2024-10-30 23:45

Joke: Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him. A funny story happened at a Halloween party. A man dressed as Frankenstein was dancing really wild. He got so into it that his fake head fell off. Everyone around him burst out laughing and he just joined in the laughter and continued dancing without his head on.

What are some funny stories that happened to students in school from the funny student jokes stories?

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2024-11-28 14:06

There was a student who really loved eating snacks in class. One day, he was secretly munching on some chips when the teacher called on him to answer a question. He quickly stuffed the whole handful of chips in his mouth and tried to talk. All that came out was a muffled jumble of words. The teacher said, 'I think you need to learn how to chew and talk at different times.' Also, in a math class, a student was trying so hard to solve a problem on the board. He got so frustrated that he finally said, 'This math problem is like a maze that I can't escape from. I think it's sent by aliens to confuse us!'

Can you share some funny jokes and funny stories?

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2024-11-23 14:10

Sure. Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for a funny story, once a guy thought his cat could talk. He spent days trying to make it say something, but it just meowed. One day, he left his TV on a talk show and when he came back, the cat was sitting in front of it, looking really interested. He said, 'I knew you could understand!'. But the cat just blinked and went back to sleep.

Elementary school jokes should be funny!

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2024-09-18 21:34

Alright, I can recommend some elementary school jokes for you. Here are a few examples: A primary school student asked his Chinese teacher,"Teacher, if I cheated in the exam, what should I do about this homework?" The teacher replied,"Don't worry. I'll give you my homework even if you cheat." Another elementary school student asked his mother,"Mom, what should I do if I am bullied at school?" Mom replied,"Don't worry. Go home and tell Dad. He'll help you solve it." Another elementary school student asked his deskmate,"deskmate, do you know why some people's names sound like animals?" "I don't know. They all sound like pigs, dogs, and cats," replied his deskmate. "No, they all sound like rabbits," said the primary school student. I hope these jokes will make you laugh!

Do you know any good jokes short funny stories?

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2024-11-25 16:35

Yes. A snail gets mugged by two turtles. When the police ask him what happened, he says, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' This is short and catches you off - guard with its humor.

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