What are some really funny jokes or stories you know?
Here is one more joke. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What are some really funny jokes and stories you know?
Joke: I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Do you know any really good short jokes and funny stories?
Joke: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. Story: There was a teacher who was teaching her class about the circulation of the blood. She said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' 'Yes,' the class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
Share some really funny clean jokes and stories.
Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words as'magician turned' sounds like'magician walked into'.
What are some really hilarious gardening jokes and funny stories?
Here's another joke. What's a gardener's favorite type of movie? A plant - based thriller! It combines the idea of plants which are central to gardening with the genre of thriller movies in a humorous way.
What are some funny back to school jokes and stories you know?
Joke: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Oh, wait, that's not a back - to - school joke. Here's a real one: What's a teacher's favorite nation? Expla - nation! Story: There was this one time at school when a science experiment went horribly wrong. We were supposed to make a simple volcano eruption, but instead, it overflowed all over the classroom table. The teacher just stared at it for a second and then said, 'Well, I guess we've created a new continent.'
Tell me some really good funny jokes, riddles from 'funny jokes riddles and stories'
Joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Riddle: What goes up but never comes down? Your age. There's a story where a group of ants worked together to carry a huge piece of food back to their nest. They showed great teamwork. Each ant did its part, whether it was pulling or pushing. It was a small but inspiring story about cooperation.
What are the best jokes, riddles and funny stories you know?
Joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Riddle: What has many keys but can't open a single lock? A piano. Funny story: A guy goes to a psychiatrist. 'Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?' The doctor replies, 'It's very simple. You're two tents.'
What are some really hilarious Fathers Day jokes and funny stories?
Joke: How does a dad fix a broken toaster? He gives it a stern look and says 'Stop being so toast-ful!' A funny story could be when my dad got a Father's Day gift of a tie with a really strange pattern. He wore it to work the next day just to make everyone laugh. And he told everyone it was a family heirloom from the 'weird tie' collection.
What are some really funny valentine stories that you know?
One Valentine's Day, a couple went to a very expensive restaurant. The man wanted to be really smooth and order for both of them. But he accidentally ordered all the things his ex - girlfriend used to like. His current girlfriend was a bit shocked at first but then they just laughed about it. It was an awkward yet funny situation. He learned his lesson to be more careful about what he orders.
What are some really funny kitten stories you know?
There's a story of a kitten that climbed onto a ceiling fan. It must have thought it was a great perch. But when the fan started to move slowly (luckily not at full speed), the kitten held on for dear life, looking both scared and determined. Its wide - eyed expression was priceless as it rode the slow - moving fan.