What are the best jokes, riddles and funny stories you know?
Joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Riddle: What has many keys but can't open a single lock? A piano. Funny story: A guy goes to a psychiatrist. 'Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?' The doctor replies, 'It's very simple. You're two tents.'
Joke: I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Riddle: I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I? A map. For the funny story, there was a woman who got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, 'That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.' In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. 'The bus driver insulted me,' she fumed. The man sympathized and said, 'Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers.' 'You're right,' she said. 'I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.' 'That's a good idea,' the man said. 'Here, let me hold your monkey.' This story plays on the misinterpretation of the baby as a monkey which is really hilarious. "Answer3": "Joke: Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it's two - tired. Riddle: What has a neck but no head? A bottle. A funny story is about a teacher who was teaching a class about the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' 'Yes,' the class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
Tell me some really good funny jokes, riddles from 'funny jokes riddles and stories'
Joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Riddle: What goes up but never comes down? Your age. There's a story where a group of ants worked together to carry a huge piece of food back to their nest. They showed great teamwork. Each ant did its part, whether it was pulling or pushing. It was a small but inspiring story about cooperation.
Can you share some funny jokes, riddles and stories?
Sure! Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. For a riddle, what has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A clock. And here's a short story. There was a little mouse who was always afraid of the big cat in the house. One day, it decided to be brave and left a tiny piece of cheese outside the cat's bed. When the cat woke up, it was so confused. The mouse watched from afar and laughed, feeling very clever.
Share some interesting jokes, riddles and funny stories.
Joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Riddle: What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A clock. Funny story: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some good jokes, riddles and funny stories?
Sure! Here's a joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. A riddle for you: I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I? (Fire). And a funny story. A little boy was asked by his teacher, 'Johnny, what is your problem?' Johnny replied, 'I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!' The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. The principal decided to test Johnny. He asked Johnny some questions and Johnny aced them all. The principal told the teacher to put Johnny in the third grade immediately. The teacher said to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions first.' The principal and Johnny both agreed. The teacher asked, 'What is 3 x 3?' Johnny answered, '9'. The teacher asked, 'What is 6 x 6?' Johnny answered, '36'. And so on. After asking several questions, the teacher finally asked, 'What is the capital of Arkansas?' Johnny was stumped. He thought for a while and finally said, 'I don't know.' The teacher turned to the principal and said, 'I think he should stay in the first grade for a while.'
Share the best halloween jokes and funny stories you know.
Joke: Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him. A funny story happened at a Halloween party. A man dressed as Frankenstein was dancing really wild. He got so into it that his fake head fell off. Everyone around him burst out laughing and he just joined in the laughter and continued dancing without his head on.
How can I find more jokes, riddles and funny stories?
You can find them in joke books. There are many collections available in bookstores or libraries. They are filled with all kinds of jokes, from knock - knock jokes to long - form humorous stories. For riddles, you can also search online. There are websites dedicated to riddles where you can browse different types based on difficulty level. As for funny stories, listening to stand - up comedians can be a great source. You can find their shows on streaming platforms or YouTube. They often tell hilarious real - life or made - up stories that will make you laugh.
What are the best funny jokes and stories?
A good joke is: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a story, there was a man who was always late for work. One day, he told his boss that he had a dream the night before where he was early for work and there was no traffic. His boss said, 'Well, why don't you try coming to work like that tomorrow?'
What are some really funny jokes or stories you know?
Here is one more joke. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What are some really funny jokes and stories you know?
Joke: I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down.
What are some funny back to school jokes and stories you know?
Joke: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Oh, wait, that's not a back - to - school joke. Here's a real one: What's a teacher's favorite nation? Expla - nation! Story: There was this one time at school when a science experiment went horribly wrong. We were supposed to make a simple volcano eruption, but instead, it overflowed all over the classroom table. The teacher just stared at it for a second and then said, 'Well, I guess we've created a new continent.'