Can you share some funny dumb dog stories?
A dog I knew would always run to the door when the doorbell rang on TV. It didn't understand that the sound was coming from the TV and not the actual front door. It was such a dumb yet adorable behavior.
Can you share a funny dumb dog story?
Sure. There was a dog that saw its own reflection in a puddle for the first time. It thought it was another dog and started barking furiously at it. Then it tried to run around the puddle to get at this 'other dog', slipped and fell right into the puddle. It came out all muddy and just sat there looking confused.
Can you share some funny dumb stories?
Sure. There was a guy who thought that if he ate a lot of carrots, he could see in the dark like a rabbit. So he ate carrots all day long for a week. But of course, he didn't gain any super - seeing - in - the - dark powers.
Can you share some funny dumb short stories?
There was a guy who tried to open a can of soup with his car keys. He poked at it for ages until the keys got stuck in the can. All because he couldn't find the can opener and thought his keys would work in a really dumb way.
Can you share some dumb funny drunk stories?
Sure. One time my friend got really drunk at a party. He thought the potted plant was his dance partner and started slow - dancing with it. Everyone was laughing so hard. He didn't even realize what he was doing until someone pointed it out the next day when he saw pictures.
Can you share some funny dog stories?
Well, I know a story about a little terrier. This dog loved to play fetch but he had a really strange way of doing it. Instead of bringing the ball back all the way, he would stop a few feet from his owner, drop the ball, and then roll on it. It was as if he was trying to claim the ball as his own in a very funny way. And every time his owner tried to get the ball, he would growl playfully.
Share some funny dumb customer stories.
One time, a customer came into the coffee shop and asked for a 'latte with no coffee'. I was so confused. I had to explain that a latte is mainly made of coffee and milk. In the end, they settled for a cup of hot milk.
Can you share some funny cute dog stories?
Sure. Once there was a little dog that loved to play hide - and - seek. It would always hide in the most obvious places like under a see - through glass table. Every time its owner pretended not to see it at first, and the dog would get so excited when finally 'found'.
Can you share some funny dog walking stories?
Sure. Once I was walking my dog, a little pug. He saw a squirrel and was so excited that he started running in circles around a tree, but his leash got wrapped around the trunk multiple times. He ended up looking like a furry green Christmas ornament. It was hilarious.
Can you share some funny dog bath stories?
My dog hates baths usually. One day, I added some dog - friendly bubbles to the bath. He was so confused by the bubbles that he just sat there looking at them. Then he started popping them with his nose and seemed to forget that he was in the bath. It was hilarious to watch.
Can you share some funny dog park stories?
Sure. Once I saw a tiny Chihuahua trying to intimidate a huge Great Dane. The Chihuahua was barking non - stop while the Great Dane just looked at it in confusion, like it couldn't believe such a small dog was being so fierce.