Can you share some dumb funny drunk stories?
Sure. One time my friend got really drunk at a party. He thought the potted plant was his dance partner and started slow - dancing with it. Everyone was laughing so hard. He didn't even realize what he was doing until someone pointed it out the next day when he saw pictures.
Can you share some funny dumb stories?
Sure. There was a guy who thought that if he ate a lot of carrots, he could see in the dark like a rabbit. So he ate carrots all day long for a week. But of course, he didn't gain any super - seeing - in - the - dark powers.
Can you share some funny drunk stories?
Sure. Once my friend got drunk and thought he was a famous singer. He climbed on a table in the bar and started singing at the top of his lungs. His singing was so off - key but he was so confident that everyone in the bar was laughing.
Can you share some funny drunk stories?
Sure. One time my friend got drunk and thought he could talk to the pigeons in the park. He was following them around, trying to have a full conversation as if they could understand him. It was hilarious.
Can you share some drunk funny stories?
I remember a drunk story where a man thought he could talk to animals after having too much to drink. He sat in the park and started having a full - blown conversation with a squirrel. He was asking it about its day and offering it peanuts from his pocket, all while the squirrel just stared at him blankly. It was so funny to watch.
Can you share some funny dumb short stories?
There was a guy who tried to open a can of soup with his car keys. He poked at it for ages until the keys got stuck in the can. All because he couldn't find the can opener and thought his keys would work in a really dumb way.
Can you share some funny dumb dog stories?
A dog I knew would always run to the door when the doorbell rang on TV. It didn't understand that the sound was coming from the TV and not the actual front door. It was such a dumb yet adorable behavior.
Can you share some funny drunk girl stories?
Sure. There was a girl who got drunk at a party. She started thinking she was a famous singer and grabbed a hairbrush as a microphone, singing at the top of her lungs to all the bemused guests.
Can you share some funny drunk boyfriend stories?
Sure. One time my boyfriend got drunk and thought he was a famous singer. He grabbed a broom as a microphone and started singing at the top of his lungs in our living room. It was so hilarious that I couldn't stop laughing.
Can you share some funny drunk driver stories?
One time, a drunk driver thought his car was a spaceship. He kept trying to press buttons on the dashboard to 'launch' and was making beeping noises like a spaceship. When the police pulled him over, he asked if they were aliens coming to stop his intergalactic journey.
Funny Indian Drunk Stories: Can You Share Some?
Well, here's one. There was an Indian man who got drunk at a wedding. He started dancing like he was in a Bollywood movie but with his own crazy moves. He was twirling around and trying to mimic the actors, but ended up falling into the wedding cake. Everyone burst out laughing instead of getting angry.