Can you share some funny dumb stories?
Sure. There was a guy who thought that if he ate a lot of carrots, he could see in the dark like a rabbit. So he ate carrots all day long for a week. But of course, he didn't gain any super - seeing - in - the - dark powers.
Can you share some funny dumb short stories?
There was a guy who tried to open a can of soup with his car keys. He poked at it for ages until the keys got stuck in the can. All because he couldn't find the can opener and thought his keys would work in a really dumb way.
Can you share some funny dumb dog stories?
A dog I knew would always run to the door when the doorbell rang on TV. It didn't understand that the sound was coming from the TV and not the actual front door. It was such a dumb yet adorable behavior.
Can you share some dumb funny drunk stories?
Sure. One time my friend got really drunk at a party. He thought the potted plant was his dance partner and started slow - dancing with it. Everyone was laughing so hard. He didn't even realize what he was doing until someone pointed it out the next day when he saw pictures.
Share some funny dumb customer stories.
One time, a customer came into the coffee shop and asked for a 'latte with no coffee'. I was so confused. I had to explain that a latte is mainly made of coffee and milk. In the end, they settled for a cup of hot milk.
Can you share some dumb teacher stories?
Sure. There was a teacher who once tried to explain gravity by throwing a book up and saying 'It falls because the air is tired of holding it.' It was completely wrong and made the students laugh.
Can you share a funny dumb dog story?
Sure. There was a dog that saw its own reflection in a puddle for the first time. It thought it was another dog and started barking furiously at it. Then it tried to run around the puddle to get at this 'other dog', slipped and fell right into the puddle. It came out all muddy and just sat there looking confused.
Can you share some dumb high school stories?
Well, in my high school, there was a group of students who decided to start a food fight in the cafeteria. They threw mashed potatoes and gravy all over the place. It was chaos and they all got detention for it. It was really dumb because they could have just eaten their food peacefully.
Can you share some interesting dumb kid stories?
Sure. There was a dumb kid who thought that the moon followed him everywhere. One day, he tried to run really fast to lose the moon but of course, it was still there. He was so confused and told his mom that the moon was playing a tricky game with him.
Share some of the best dumb stories.
Well, here's one. There was a guy who tried to feed his pet rock because he thought it was looking a bit skinny. He would place little crumbs around it every day. Another one is about a girl who put her umbrella up inside the house during a thunderstorm thinking it would protect her from the thunder, not realizing it doesn't work like that.
Can you share a really dumb and funny story about animals?
Sure. A cat once chased its own tail for hours. It seemed to be in its own little world, spinning around and around. The owner was laughing so hard, but the cat was completely oblivious and just kept going like it was on a very important mission.