Can you recall any funny good dating stories from your friends?
A friend of mine went on a date for a walk in the park. They sat on a bench and a squirrel came right up to them. My friend's date started talking to the squirrel like it was a person. He was making up a whole conversation and my friend was just in stitches. It was a really sweet and funny moment that made the date special.
Sure. A friend of mine went on a date to a mini - golf place. Her date was really bad at it and ended up hitting the ball into a little pond not once, but three times. Each time he did it, he made these over - the - top dramatic expressions. They ended up having a great time laughing at his 'amazing' golf skills.
One of my friends had a date at a coffee shop. They were chatting and suddenly the barista called out a really strange coffee order that sounded like a made - up name. My friend's date thought it was their order and went to pick it up. When he realized it wasn't, they both burst out laughing. It broke the ice and they had a really nice conversation after that.
Can you recall any funny basketball coach stories from your experience?
One of my coaches was very superstitious. He always wore the same lucky hat during games. One game, the hat blew off his head during a windy day. He chased after it while the game was still going on. When he finally got it back, he put it on backwards and we ended up winning. He then claimed it was the hat's magic working in reverse that did it. His antics always made the whole team laugh.
Can you recall any funny Christian Easter stories from your own experience?
Well, I once saw at an Easter mass that a choir boy's robe got caught on a chair as he was walking up to sing. He tugged and tugged and finally just ripped it a bit to get free. He had a big red face but the congregation chuckled and it made the whole Easter service a bit more light - hearted.
Can you recall some funny intimate stories about friends?
Sure. There were two friends of mine who decided to cook a big dinner together. One was a great cook, and the other was a total novice. The novice kept trying to add strange ingredients to the dish, like a whole lemon with the peel. The cook was horrified at first but then just started laughing. It was a really funny and intimate moment between them.
Can you recall some awesome funny cute stories from your childhood?
When I was a kid, I had a hamster. One day, it managed to escape from its cage. We found it later in a pile of socks in my drawer. It had made a little nest there and was sleeping. It was so cute and funny how it thought that was a better place than its cage. And it was also kind of awesome that it could find such a cozy spot on its own.
Do you know any anxiety funny stories from your friends?
Yes. My friend was anxious about a first date. He dressed up really formally, like he was going to a business meeting. When he saw his date in casual clothes, he felt so out of place. He then tripped on a curb while trying to play it cool, which was really funny.
Can you recall any funny Veterans Day stories?
Sure. A veteran once shared that during a Veterans Day celebration at his post, they had a cooking competition. One team made a 'cake' that was supposed to be in the shape of a tank. But it ended up looking more like a lumpy blob. They all had a great laugh about it and still joke about it every Veterans Day.
Can you recall any true funny doctor stories?
Sure. A doctor had a patient who was a bit of a hypochondriac. Every week, he would come in with a new 'ailment'. One time, he said he thought he had a third arm growing. The doctor examined him thoroughly and then said, 'Well, if you do have a third arm growing, it's the most invisible arm I've ever seen!' which made the patient laugh and realize he might be overreacting.
Can you recall any really funny Ravnica stories?
Sure. There was this Dimir agent who was trying to be sneaky. He hid in a barrel but didn't realize it was full of fish. When the owner of the barrel opened it, the stench and the squirming fish along with the startled agent made for a really funny scene.
Can you recall any funny appropriate embarrassing stories?
I attended a wedding once. I was sitting at the table during the reception and thought the bread plate next to me was mine. So I started buttering it up and taking big bites. Then I noticed that everyone was looking at me strangely. Turns out it was the plate for the person next to me. I apologized profusely and it was really embarrassing, but now it's a funny memory. It taught me to be more careful about whose plate is whose at formal events.
Can you recall any extremely funny DBD stories?
I remember this one time in DBD when the survivors decided to all group up and pretend to be doing a generator right in front of the killer. The killer was so confused that he just stood there for a while. Then one of the survivors did a little dance, and the killer still didn't do anything. Eventually, the survivors scattered and the killer finally snapped out of it and started chasing, but by then it was too late as most of us had already escaped. This whole encounter was just really silly and funny.