Can you recall any really funny Ravnica stories?
A Boros legionnaire was on patrol. He saw a small cat and decided to show off his bravery by scaring it away. But the cat just hissed at him and swiped at his feet. The big, tough legionnaire jumped back in fright, much to the amusement of the onlookers. It just goes to show that even the bravest in Ravnica can be made to look silly by the smallest of creatures.
Sure. There was this Dimir agent who was trying to be sneaky. He hid in a barrel but didn't realize it was full of fish. When the owner of the barrel opened it, the stench and the squirming fish along with the startled agent made for a really funny scene.
Share some funny Ravnica stories.
There was a story about a group of Selesnya acolytes who were trying to plant a new grove in the middle of the city. However, they accidentally planted the wrong seeds. Instead of beautiful trees, huge mushrooms grew overnight. The whole area looked like a strange, mushroom - filled wonderland, and the acolytes were so embarrassed.
Can you recall any really funny Shadowrun stories?
A Shadowrun group was infiltrating a high - rise building. The infiltrator, who was known for his stealth skills, managed to get into the elevator shaft. But as he was climbing up, his foot slipped and he started sliding down. He grabbed onto a cable to stop himself, but it set off an alarm. To cover up, the mage quickly cast an illusion spell to make it look like a janitor had accidentally hit the alarm while cleaning. The whole situation was quite funny and they managed to still complete their mission.
Can you recall any really humorous funny freemason stories?
Sure. There's a story where a Freemason was giving a speech during a special event at the lodge. He accidentally tripped on his own robe while walking up to the podium. Instead of getting flustered, he made a joke about how the lodge's floors were so shiny they were trying to make him fall. The whole place erupted in laughter and his speech went on smoothly after that.
Can you recall any really funny airport security stories?
My friend once told me about a man who was carrying a large, framed picture of himself. The frame was made of metal and it looked really odd on the X - ray. The security guards thought it might be some sort of hidden compartment or something. He had to take it out and explain that he was just bringing it to his new apartment overseas. It took quite a while to sort out.
Can you recall any really funny first at work experiences?
At my first construction job, I was given the task of carrying some tools to the site. I had no idea how heavy they were. As I picked up a large box of tools, I lost my balance and almost fell over. My supervisor saw it and came to help me. He told me that everyone makes mistakes when they start. We had a great conversation after that and it was a funny start to my work there.
Can you recall any funny appropriate embarrassing stories?
I attended a wedding once. I was sitting at the table during the reception and thought the bread plate next to me was mine. So I started buttering it up and taking big bites. Then I noticed that everyone was looking at me strangely. Turns out it was the plate for the person next to me. I apologized profusely and it was really embarrassing, but now it's a funny memory. It taught me to be more careful about whose plate is whose at formal events.
Can you recall more funny helicopter parents stories?
Another story is about a parent who would pack their college - bound child's suitcase for every weekend visit home. They would include things like specific snacks, a particular brand of toothpaste, and even a set of pajamas that the child hadn't worn in years. The child was trying to be independent but the parent just couldn't let go. It was both funny and a bit sad to see how the parent's over - protectiveness was so out of hand.
Can you recall any funny holiday travel stories?
Sure. I went on a holiday to a safari park once. As we were driving through, a monkey climbed onto our car. It started making faces at us through the window. It even tried to open the door handle as if it wanted to join us inside the car. We were all laughing so hard.
Can you recall any hilarious Xcom funny stories?
Sure. There was a situation where an Xcom engineer was trying to repair a piece of equipment during a battle. But in his haste, he accidentally activated a self - destruct sequence on a nearby vehicle. The panicked look on his face as he tried to figure out how to stop it was really funny. Luckily, another teammate with better tech skills managed to override it just in time.
Can you recall any extremely funny DBD stories?
I remember this one time in DBD when the survivors decided to all group up and pretend to be doing a generator right in front of the killer. The killer was so confused that he just stood there for a while. Then one of the survivors did a little dance, and the killer still didn't do anything. Eventually, the survivors scattered and the killer finally snapped out of it and started chasing, but by then it was too late as most of us had already escaped. This whole encounter was just really silly and funny.