Can you recall any funny Veterans Day stories?
I heard of a Veterans Day event where veterans were sharing their war stories. One veteran told about how he and his comrades were lost in the woods during a training exercise. They thought they were on a top - secret mission but actually, they were just a few miles from their base. When they finally realized, they laughed at their own silliness. This story always brings a smile on Veterans Day.
Sure. A veteran once shared that during a Veterans Day celebration at his post, they had a cooking competition. One team made a 'cake' that was supposed to be in the shape of a tank. But it ended up looking more like a lumpy blob. They all had a great laugh about it and still joke about it every Veterans Day.
Share some funny Veterans Day stories.
There was a group of veterans at a Veterans Day parade. One of them had a little dog that he brought along. The dog was wearing a tiny military hat. During the parade, the dog suddenly started chasing a squirrel and ran right across the parade route, causing the veterans to laugh and the onlookers to cheer even louder. It became a really funny and memorable moment of that Veterans Day.
Can you recall any true funny doctor stories?
Sure. A doctor had a patient who was a bit of a hypochondriac. Every week, he would come in with a new 'ailment'. One time, he said he thought he had a third arm growing. The doctor examined him thoroughly and then said, 'Well, if you do have a third arm growing, it's the most invisible arm I've ever seen!' which made the patient laugh and realize he might be overreacting.
Can you recall any really funny Ravnica stories?
Sure. There was this Dimir agent who was trying to be sneaky. He hid in a barrel but didn't realize it was full of fish. When the owner of the barrel opened it, the stench and the squirming fish along with the startled agent made for a really funny scene.
Can you recall any funny appropriate embarrassing stories?
I attended a wedding once. I was sitting at the table during the reception and thought the bread plate next to me was mine. So I started buttering it up and taking big bites. Then I noticed that everyone was looking at me strangely. Turns out it was the plate for the person next to me. I apologized profusely and it was really embarrassing, but now it's a funny memory. It taught me to be more careful about whose plate is whose at formal events.
Can you recall any extremely funny DBD stories?
I remember this one time in DBD when the survivors decided to all group up and pretend to be doing a generator right in front of the killer. The killer was so confused that he just stood there for a while. Then one of the survivors did a little dance, and the killer still didn't do anything. Eventually, the survivors scattered and the killer finally snapped out of it and started chasing, but by then it was too late as most of us had already escaped. This whole encounter was just really silly and funny.
Can you recall any hilarious Xcom funny stories?
Sure. There was a situation where an Xcom engineer was trying to repair a piece of equipment during a battle. But in his haste, he accidentally activated a self - destruct sequence on a nearby vehicle. The panicked look on his face as he tried to figure out how to stop it was really funny. Luckily, another teammate with better tech skills managed to override it just in time.
Can you recall any funny bike riding stories?
Sure. I remember when I first learned to ride a bike. I was so wobbly and I rode straight into a fence. The fence didn't break but I got tangled up in it and my bike was on top of me. It was quite a sight and my family couldn't stop laughing.
Can you recall any funny holiday travel stories?
Sure. I went on a holiday to a safari park once. As we were driving through, a monkey climbed onto our car. It started making faces at us through the window. It even tried to open the door handle as if it wanted to join us inside the car. We were all laughing so hard.
Can you recall any really funny Shadowrun stories?
A Shadowrun group was infiltrating a high - rise building. The infiltrator, who was known for his stealth skills, managed to get into the elevator shaft. But as he was climbing up, his foot slipped and he started sliding down. He grabbed onto a cable to stop himself, but it set off an alarm. To cover up, the mage quickly cast an illusion spell to make it look like a janitor had accidentally hit the alarm while cleaning. The whole situation was quite funny and they managed to still complete their mission.
Are there any famous Veterans Day ghost stories?
Yes, there is a story about a group of soldiers who disappeared during a mission on Veterans Day many years ago. Locals claim to see their apparitions on that day, walking through the forest where they were last seen.