Can you recall some funny intimate stories about friends?
Sure. There were two friends of mine who decided to cook a big dinner together. One was a great cook, and the other was a total novice. The novice kept trying to add strange ingredients to the dish, like a whole lemon with the peel. The cook was horrified at first but then just started laughing. It was a really funny and intimate moment between them.
Can you share some intimate funny stories?
Sure. Once, my friend was on a date at a fancy restaurant. He accidentally knocked over his glass of water while trying to be suave and wave to the waiter at the same time. The water spilled all over the table and his date's lap. But instead of getting mad, she burst out laughing and they both had a great time sharing that clumsy moment.
Can you recall any funny good dating stories from your friends?
Sure. A friend of mine went on a date to a mini - golf place. Her date was really bad at it and ended up hitting the ball into a little pond not once, but three times. Each time he did it, he made these over - the - top dramatic expressions. They ended up having a great time laughing at his 'amazing' golf skills.
Share some funny intimate stories.
I remember when I was a kid, my parents and I were camping. We decided to make a really big and elaborate sandcastle on the beach. My dad was in charge of the moat, but he accidentally fell into it while trying to make it deeper. We all burst out laughing, and that moment of us all together on the beach is a very funny and intimate memory.
What are some funny family vacation stories you can recall?
Once we were on a family vacation in a forest lodge. At night, we heard some strange noises outside. My sister was convinced it was a bear. She hid under the bed with a broom for protection. In the morning, we found out it was just a raccoon knocking over the trash cans. We still laugh about my sister's over - reaction to this day.
Can you recall some of the most hilarious funny Secret Santa stories?
Sure. One of the funniest was when a Secret Santa gave a person a singing fish plaque. You know, the kind that moves its mouth and sings when you press a button. The recipient was completely bewildered but couldn't stop laughing. Another was a Secret Santa who gave a box of mismatched socks, each with a different crazy pattern like unicorns and tacos. And once, someone got a set of inflatable sumo wrestler suits as a Secret Santa gift. They ended up having a sumo wrestling match right in the living room.
Can you share some funny threesome stories about friends?
Well, once my two friends and I decided to go on a road trip. We got lost in the middle of nowhere. Instead of panicking, we started making up really silly stories about how we were on a secret mission to find the lost land of the giant squirrels. We laughed so hard that the whole situation became a really funny threesome story.
Share some fml funny intimate stories.
Well, here's one. I once went on a blind date. I was so nervous that I accidentally spilled my drink all over myself right when we met. But instead of being embarrassed, we both just burst out laughing and it actually made the whole date really relaxed and fun.
Can you recall a dnd funny story about a rogue?
Sure. There was a rogue in our DND group. He thought he could sneak past a group of guards by using his stealth skills. He tiptoed right up to them, but then he accidentally stepped on a twig. The guards all turned around, and instead of attacking, they just started laughing. They said they'd never seen someone so clumsy trying to be sneaky. It was quite a funny moment.
Can you recall any funny Veterans Day stories?
Sure. A veteran once shared that during a Veterans Day celebration at his post, they had a cooking competition. One team made a 'cake' that was supposed to be in the shape of a tank. But it ended up looking more like a lumpy blob. They all had a great laugh about it and still joke about it every Veterans Day.
Can you recall any true funny doctor stories?
Sure. A doctor had a patient who was a bit of a hypochondriac. Every week, he would come in with a new 'ailment'. One time, he said he thought he had a third arm growing. The doctor examined him thoroughly and then said, 'Well, if you do have a third arm growing, it's the most invisible arm I've ever seen!' which made the patient laugh and realize he might be overreacting.