Do you have any really long funny stories to share?
Well, there is this story. A woman was driving on a long highway journey. She stopped at a diner. When she got back to her car, she found a parrot sitting on her windshield. She tried to shoo it away, but it just stared at her. She got in the car and started driving, and the parrot followed, flying beside her window. It stayed with her for miles until she finally stopped at another place and the parrot landed on her head. She had no idea where it came from but it made for a very strange and funny adventure.
Here's one. A group of friends went to a beach. One of them, named Tom, was really confident in his surfing skills. He paddled out into the waves, but as soon as he stood up on the board, a big wave came and knocked him off. He lost his board and was tumbling in the water. When he finally surfaced, his swim trunks were around his ankles. His friends couldn't stop laughing as he tried to pull them up while still in the water.
Sure. There was once a man who decided to go on a solo camping trip in the mountains. He set up his tent near a small stream. In the middle of the night, he heard some strange noises. He peeked out of his tent and saw a raccoon trying to steal his food. The raccoon was so clumsy that it kept knocking things over and getting tangled in the ropes. Eventually, it managed to grab a bag of marshmallows and ran off into the woods, looking like a fluffy, guilty bandit.
Do you have any really funny ghost stories to share?
Sure. There was a ghost in an old library. It had a habit of turning the pages of books really fast when people were trying to read. People thought it was a malfunctioning air - conditioner at first, but when they saw the pages flipping on their own, they were shocked. However, it was more funny than scary as it seemed the ghost just wanted to show off how quickly it could turn pages.
Do you have some really funny short stories to share?
There was a dog who loved to howl at the vacuum cleaner. Every time the owner turned it on, the dog would howl as if it was singing a duet with the noisy machine. It was so funny to watch.
Do you have any funny stories to share?
A woman was singing in the shower at the top of her lungs. She thought she sounded amazing. But when she got out, she found out that her window was open and her neighbors had been listening the whole time. They all had big smiles on their faces.
Do you have any really funny hickey stories to tell?
Yes. A friend of mine once had a hickey on his collar bone area. He was going to a job interview and didn't notice it until he was in the waiting room. He was so panicked. He tried to use his tie to cover it up but it just made it look more suspicious. Needless to say, he didn't get the job.
Do you have any funny craps stories to share?
Once, I was at a casino and this guy was so excited to roll the dice in craps. He yelled out some crazy bet numbers and then threw the dice. They bounced all over the table and landed on a double one. He just laughed and said 'Well, that's one way to start!'
Do you have any poop funny stories to share?
Well, there was this time at a camping trip. A friend of mine thought he saw a bear in the bushes while he was in the makeshift outhouse. He panicked and ran out with his pants half - down. We all had a good laugh.
Do you have any funny hearing stories to share?
Sure. Once I was in a library and I heard a guy whispering to himself while reading a really funny part of a book. He was trying so hard not to laugh out loud that he made these strange snorting sounds. It was hilarious.
Do you have any funny payroll stories to share?
Well, there was this one time at my old job. The payroll system got hacked, and instead of getting our regular pay, everyone received a random amount. Some got more, some got less. It was chaos for a while until they sorted it out. There were a lot of mixed emotions in the office that day.
Do you have any funny Walmart stories to share?
Sure! Once I saw a little kid at Walmart who thought the shopping carts were race cars. He was zooming around the aisles making 'vroom vroom' noises while his mom chased after him, looking both exasperated and amused.
Do you have any funny bidet stories to share?
I remember staying at a hotel with a bidet. I had no idea how to use it properly at first. I sat on it the wrong way and got a bit of a surprise when it started spraying. After some fiddling around, I finally figured it out and now I find it quite a useful and funny memory.