Do you have any poop funny stories to share?
Well, there was this time at a camping trip. A friend of mine thought he saw a bear in the bushes while he was in the makeshift outhouse. He panicked and ran out with his pants half - down. We all had a good laugh.
My dog once pooped right in the middle of a family photo session. We were all posed and smiling, and then suddenly there was this little pile. It made for a really funny and unexpected moment in the pictures.
Do you have any funny true poop stories to share?
Sure! Once, my little nephew was potty training. He was so excited when he finally made a poop in the potty that he ran around the house yelling 'I did it! I did it!' with his little potty still attached. It was hilarious.
Do you have any funny cat poop stories to share?
Sure! Once my cat had a poop that was so long and curly it looked like a little cinnamon roll. It was hilarious when I saw it in the litter box.
Funny public poop stories, do you have any to share?
Once, I was at a public park. There was this little kid who was so excited playing that he suddenly stopped, his face went all red. Before his mom could figure out what was going on, he pooped right there on the grass. It was hilarious because he just looked so surprised himself. His mom was a bit embarrassed but also couldn't help laughing at how unexpected it was.
Do you have any funny dog poop stories to share?
Well, there was this time when my neighbor's dog pooped on their own doorstep. But the dog seemed so proud of it, wagging its tail like it had just created a masterpiece. My neighbor was not amused at first but later found it quite funny when they thought about how silly the dog looked.
Do you have any funny stories to share?
A woman was singing in the shower at the top of her lungs. She thought she sounded amazing. But when she got out, she found out that her window was open and her neighbors had been listening the whole time. They all had big smiles on their faces.
Are there any funny school poop stories?
Once, a group of students were playing a game during recess and one of them accidentally stepped in dog poop on the schoolyard. They then had to walk around with a stinky shoe for the rest of the day. Everyone made fun of them in a friendly way and it became a well - known school poop story.
Can you share some funny poop stories?
Sure. Once, my little cousin was potty training. He was so proud when he finally made a poop in the toilet. He shouted, 'Look, it's like a little snake!' and we all burst out laughing.
Do you have any funny craps stories to share?
Once, I was at a casino and this guy was so excited to roll the dice in craps. He yelled out some crazy bet numbers and then threw the dice. They bounced all over the table and landed on a double one. He just laughed and said 'Well, that's one way to start!'
Do you have any funny hearing stories to share?
Sure. Once I was in a library and I heard a guy whispering to himself while reading a really funny part of a book. He was trying so hard not to laugh out loud that he made these strange snorting sounds. It was hilarious.
Do you have any funny payroll stories to share?
Well, there was this one time at my old job. The payroll system got hacked, and instead of getting our regular pay, everyone received a random amount. Some got more, some got less. It was chaos for a while until they sorted it out. There were a lot of mixed emotions in the office that day.