Do you have any funny Walmart stories to share?
Sure! Once I saw a little kid at Walmart who thought the shopping carts were race cars. He was zooming around the aisles making 'vroom vroom' noises while his mom chased after him, looking both exasperated and amused.
I remember this one time at Walmart. There was a man who accidentally knocked over a display of toilet paper rolls. Rolls went everywhere, and instead of getting flustered, he started making a joke about building a fort with all the toilet paper. People around him were laughing so hard.
Well, at my local Walmart, there was a really old dog that the greeter brought in one day. The dog was so calm and just sat there while people petted it. But then it suddenly barked really loudly when someone tried to take a box of dog treats from the shelf without asking, as if it was guarding the store's inventory.
Can you share some of the 15 funny Walmart stories?
Sure. One story could be about a lost kid who was found sitting in a shopping cart full of toys, happily munching on a cookie he found in the aisle. Another might be a cashier who accidentally rang up a customer's hair as a vegetable because it was so long and got caught on the conveyor belt. And there could be a story of a man who tried to fit a huge inflatable pool through the checkout lane.
Can you share some Walmart funny stories?
Well, there was this incident. A man at Walmart was looking for his glasses which were actually on his head all the time. He was asking the staff if they had seen them and was searching everywhere. When someone finally told him they were on his head, he just laughed at his own silliness.
Share some funny Walmart customer stories.
Once, I saw a customer at Walmart trying to fit an enormous inflatable pool into a tiny shopping cart. The pool was half the size of the cart and sticking out all over. He just kept pushing it around, knocking things over, with this determined look on his face.
Share some funny Walmart associate stories.
There was this Walmart associate who was working in the clothing section. A customer asked him where they could find a very specific type of shirt. The associate was so eager to help that he ran all over the store looking for it. After a long search, he finally found it in a completely different section than where he thought it should be. When he showed it to the customer, the customer burst out laughing at how out of breath and flustered he was.
Share some funny Walmart greeter stories.
There was a Walmart greeter who was known for his amazing animal impressions. One day, an elderly couple walked in with their little dog. The greeter made a dog barking sound that was so realistic, the dog started looking around all confused. It was hilarious and the couple couldn't stop smiling.
Can you share more funny Walmart employee stories?
Sure. There was an employee who was in charge of the toy section. During the holiday season, he would dress up as different toys every day. One day he was a giant teddy bear, waddling around the aisle and making kids giggle. It also attracted a lot of customers to the toy section.
Do you have any funny stories to share?
A woman was singing in the shower at the top of her lungs. She thought she sounded amazing. But when she got out, she found out that her window was open and her neighbors had been listening the whole time. They all had big smiles on their faces.
Do you have any funny craps stories to share?
Once, I was at a casino and this guy was so excited to roll the dice in craps. He yelled out some crazy bet numbers and then threw the dice. They bounced all over the table and landed on a double one. He just laughed and said 'Well, that's one way to start!'
Do you have any poop funny stories to share?
Well, there was this time at a camping trip. A friend of mine thought he saw a bear in the bushes while he was in the makeshift outhouse. He panicked and ran out with his pants half - down. We all had a good laugh.
Do you have any funny hearing stories to share?
Sure. Once I was in a library and I heard a guy whispering to himself while reading a really funny part of a book. He was trying so hard not to laugh out loud that he made these strange snorting sounds. It was hilarious.