Do you have some really funny short stories to share?
A little boy put on his father's big shoes and tried to walk around. He waddled like a duck and kept bumping into furniture. His clumsy attempts at walking in those oversized shoes made everyone laugh.
There was a dog who loved to howl at the vacuum cleaner. Every time the owner turned it on, the dog would howl as if it was singing a duet with the noisy machine. It was so funny to watch.
Can you share some really really funny short stories?
Sure. Once a man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor was puzzled and asked, 'Why do you think that?' The man replied, 'Because when I touch my head, I go ding - dong!'
Can you share some really funny short short stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Do you have any really long funny stories to share?
Sure. There was once a man who decided to go on a solo camping trip in the mountains. He set up his tent near a small stream. In the middle of the night, he heard some strange noises. He peeked out of his tent and saw a raccoon trying to steal his food. The raccoon was so clumsy that it kept knocking things over and getting tangled in the ropes. Eventually, it managed to grab a bag of marshmallows and ran off into the woods, looking like a fluffy, guilty bandit.
Do you have any really funny ghost stories to share?
Sure. There was a ghost in an old library. It had a habit of turning the pages of books really fast when people were trying to read. People thought it was a malfunctioning air - conditioner at first, but when they saw the pages flipping on their own, they were shocked. However, it was more funny than scary as it seemed the ghost just wanted to show off how quickly it could turn pages.
Can you share some really short funny stories?
Sure. A man goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, every time I drink coffee, my right eye hurts.' The doctor says, 'Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.'
Can you share some funny really short stories?
There was a fish who could speak Spanish. Every time it saw its owner, it would say 'Hola!', which always made the owner laugh.
Can you share some really funny short stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'
Can you share some really funny short stories?
Well, there's a story. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'. Also, a snail goes to a car dealership and says, 'I want a really fast car.' The salesman says, 'I don't think a car is a good idea for you.' The snail replies, 'But I really want one!' So the salesman gives in. A few days later, the snail comes back very angry and says, 'This car is rubbish! It only says S on the speedometer!'
Can you share some really funny short stories?
There was a snail who got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' This simple and unexpected story can bring a chuckle.
Can you share some really short funny bedtime stories?
A snail wanted a bedtime story. So it told itself, 'I once raced a rabbit. I took my time. The rabbit napped and I won!' Then it dozed off, happy with its made - up story.