Do you have any really funny hickey stories to tell?
Yes. A friend of mine once had a hickey on his collar bone area. He was going to a job interview and didn't notice it until he was in the waiting room. He was so panicked. He tried to use his tie to cover it up but it just made it look more suspicious. Needless to say, he didn't get the job.
There was a girl who got a hickey from her new boyfriend. She was going to church the next day and her mother saw the hickey. She was so embarrassed. She told her mother it was a rash from a new lotion she tried. But her mother didn't believe her and she got a long lecture about being proper. It was quite a funny situation as we all knew the truth.
Once, a couple were on a trip and the guy got a bit carried away and gave his partner a huge hickey. They were supposed to meet some friends for dinner that night. The girl had to rummage through her suitcase to find a high - necked top to cover it. And when they met their friends, she was so self - conscious and the guy felt really bad. But looking back, it was a really funny memory for them.
Do you have any really long funny stories to share?
Sure. There was once a man who decided to go on a solo camping trip in the mountains. He set up his tent near a small stream. In the middle of the night, he heard some strange noises. He peeked out of his tent and saw a raccoon trying to steal his food. The raccoon was so clumsy that it kept knocking things over and getting tangled in the ropes. Eventually, it managed to grab a bag of marshmallows and ran off into the woods, looking like a fluffy, guilty bandit.
Do you have any really funny ghost stories to share?
Sure. There was a ghost in an old library. It had a habit of turning the pages of books really fast when people were trying to read. People thought it was a malfunctioning air - conditioner at first, but when they saw the pages flipping on their own, they were shocked. However, it was more funny than scary as it seemed the ghost just wanted to show off how quickly it could turn pages.
Can you share some funny hickey stories?
Sure. One time, my friend got a hickey right before a family photo session. She tried to cover it up with makeup but it just looked like a big red blotch. It was so obvious and everyone kept asking what happened. She was so embarrassed.
Do you know any really funny love stories?
Yes. A boy tried to serenade his girlfriend outside her window. But he got the wrong window and ended up singing to an old lady. The old lady was so amused that she called the girl and told her to come and get her 'knight in shining armor'.
Do you have some really funny short stories to share?
There was a dog who loved to howl at the vacuum cleaner. Every time the owner turned it on, the dog would howl as if it was singing a duet with the noisy machine. It was so funny to watch.
Do you have any really funny true stories from your own experience?
Yes. I once went camping and set up my tent near a tree. In the middle of the night, I heard a strange noise. I was so scared that I grabbed my flashlight. When I shined it, I saw a raccoon trying to steal my food. It had opened my backpack and was rummaging through it. But when it saw me, it just stared and then slowly walked away. It was both scary and funny at the same time.
Do you know any really funny short police stories?
Sure. A police officer pulled over a driver for speeding. When he asked for the driver's license, the driver nervously handed him a library card. The officer just stared at it for a moment and then said, 'Sir, you can go really fast with this in a library!'
Do you know any really funny senior citizens stories?
Yes. I heard about an elderly gentleman who decided to try skateboarding for the first time in his life. He got on the skateboard, pushed off a bit, and then immediately fell flat on his back. He got up, dusted himself off, and said he was too old for that 'new - fangled' sport.
I really want some funny stories. What do you have?
A man tried to sell his vacuum cleaner on Craigslist. He wrote, 'For sale: Hoover. Only used on Saturdays.' When he got a call, the person on the other end said, 'Why? You don't have any dirt on weekdays?' He replied, 'No, I just have a lot more time to clean on Saturdays.' This went on for a while as they argued about the best time to clean. It was really hilarious.
Do you know any really humorous funny big fish stories?
Well, I've heard of a story where a woman went fishing alone. She was using a very small fishing rod. All of a sudden, she got a bite from what she thought was a little fish. But as she pulled, she realized it was a huge fish. It dragged her around in her small boat for a while. She was screaming and laughing at the same time. Eventually, she managed to get the fish close enough to see that it was a big salmon. It was quite a comical situation as she was this tiny woman against this big fish with a tiny rod.