Do you have any funny craps stories to share?
Once, I was at a casino and this guy was so excited to roll the dice in craps. He yelled out some crazy bet numbers and then threw the dice. They bounced all over the table and landed on a double one. He just laughed and said 'Well, that's one way to start!'
Can you share some craps funny stories?
There was a group playing craps. One player was convinced that a certain way of blowing on the dice would bring good luck. He blew on them so hard that his false teeth flew out, which had everyone in stitches. Well, it was really funny because not only did he not get the lucky roll he expected, but he also had to search for his teeth among all the people and the craps table setup.
Do you have any funny stories to share?
A woman was singing in the shower at the top of her lungs. She thought she sounded amazing. But when she got out, she found out that her window was open and her neighbors had been listening the whole time. They all had big smiles on their faces.
Do you have any poop funny stories to share?
Well, there was this time at a camping trip. A friend of mine thought he saw a bear in the bushes while he was in the makeshift outhouse. He panicked and ran out with his pants half - down. We all had a good laugh.
Do you have any funny hearing stories to share?
Sure. Once I was in a library and I heard a guy whispering to himself while reading a really funny part of a book. He was trying so hard not to laugh out loud that he made these strange snorting sounds. It was hilarious.
Do you have any funny payroll stories to share?
Well, there was this one time at my old job. The payroll system got hacked, and instead of getting our regular pay, everyone received a random amount. Some got more, some got less. It was chaos for a while until they sorted it out. There were a lot of mixed emotions in the office that day.
Do you have any funny Walmart stories to share?
Sure! Once I saw a little kid at Walmart who thought the shopping carts were race cars. He was zooming around the aisles making 'vroom vroom' noises while his mom chased after him, looking both exasperated and amused.
Do you have any funny bidet stories to share?
I remember staying at a hotel with a bidet. I had no idea how to use it properly at first. I sat on it the wrong way and got a bit of a surprise when it started spraying. After some fiddling around, I finally figured it out and now I find it quite a useful and funny memory.
Do you have any diarrhea funny stories to share?
Well, once my friend ate a whole bunch of spicy food at a buffet. Later that day, he had such bad diarrhea. He was running to the bathroom every few minutes at a party. Every time he came out, his face was all red from embarrassment and we couldn't help but laugh a bit. He learned his lesson about overdoing it on the spicy stuff.
Do you have any funny ghost stories to share?
Sure. There was once a story about a friendly ghost in an old mansion. It would play harmless pranks like moving the chairs slightly or making the curtains flutter gently. Instead of scaring people, it seemed to be seeking attention and some fun. People living there gradually got used to it and even started leaving out little treats for it, like candies or small toys.
Do you have any funny 2cb stories to share?
I don't have personal 2cb stories as it's a drug and its use is illegal and dangerous in many places. But I can tell you a fictional funny story. Once there was a group who thought 2cb was a magic pill for creativity. One person took it and started seeing all the colors in the room dancing. He tried to draw what he saw but ended up just making a big mess of scribbles and laughing at himself all the while.