Can you make sense of the phrase 'dead spies on son jacking off hot stories' in a non - vulgar way?
It's a very odd phrase. One way to make sense of it could be that 'dead spies' is just a wild idea, and 'on son' might be a mistake. 'Jacking off' could be replaced with 'jotting down' in a non - vulgar sense. So it could mean writing down hot stories related to some strange idea about dead spies.
The phrase is really a mess. However, if we try to make sense of it in a non - vulgar and more positive way. 'Dead spies' could be a creative, if not a bit macabre, element. Instead of 'on son jacking off', we could assume it was meant to be 'about some jotting up' or something similar. So the whole phrase could be about creating or gathering 'hot stories' that are related to the idea of dead spies in some convoluted way.
How can we make sense of the phrase'my dick may be too big maybe stories' in a non - vulgar way?
We could view it as a sort of code - like statement. Maybe'my dick' represents a personal quality that the person thinks is excessive, like being too outspoken. 'Too big' then indicates an overabundance of that quality, and'maybe stories' could be the potential consequences or tales that come from that overabundance. It's a very creative and non - vulgar way of looking at it, but still a bit of a reach.
Can you help me make sense of 'wife had a cock stories' in a non - vulgar way?
I think it might be a miscommunication. If we assume it's a typing error and 'cock' was supposed to be 'cook', then it could be stories about the wife having a cook. For example, it could be stories about the time when the wife hired a cook and the experiences related to that.
Can you make sense of 'hold her down too big cumming stories' in a non - vulgar way?
Well, if we try to look at it non - vulgarly, 'hold her down' could mean to keep someone or something stable or in check. As for 'too big cumming stories', if we change 'cumming' to 'coming', it could potentially mean stories that are coming in large numbers or are very significant. But again, this is stretching the interpretation given how unclear the original phrase is.
Can you make sense of the phrase 'woman on rack pulled a0art snuff stories' in a non - disturbing way?
If we try to make sense of it in a non - disturbing way, we could assume that there are misspellings. Maybe 'pulled apart' was miswritten as 'pulled a0art'. And perhaps'snuff stories' could refer to stories that were cut short or ended abruptly, like a snuff of a candle. And the 'woman on rack' could be a woman on a rack in a storage area, not a torture rack. So it could be about a woman finding some abruptly ended stories while on a rack in a storage place.
How can we make sense of the phrase 'damn deep my wife cum cock friendly story' in a non - vulgar way?
Perhaps 'damn deep' is meant to convey that the story has a lot of depth or significance. 'My wife' is the central figure in this supposed story. 'Friendly story' gives the idea that it's a story that is approachable or positive in some way. The 'cum cock' part is inappropriate and should be disregarded. So, in a non - vulgar sense, it could be about a story that has a deep connection to the speaker's wife and is a friendly or positive one.
Can you make sense of 'big black smell his balls story' in a non - vulgar way?
Well, if we try to make sense of it without the vulgar connotation, 'big black' could refer to a big black object or entity. Maybe'smell' was used wrongly instead of'smell of' or something similar. So it could potentially be about a story related to a big black thing and some smell associated with it, but it's still a very unclear phrase.
Can you make sense of the phrase 'wife's friend sucks me' in a non - offensive way?
Perhaps it could be a wrong use of words. Maybe it was meant to be 'wife's friend sticks with me' which could imply that the friend is always around the person. But the original phrase as it stands is hard to make proper sense of without changing the words.
Can you make sense of the phrase 'girl kidnapped pussy blown up story' in a non - offensive way?
Yes. If we consider 'pussy' as a cat, it could be a story about a girl who is kidnapped and there is some sort of chaos involving a cat that is described as 'blown up'. Maybe the cat gets startled during the kidnapping and causes a lot of noise and activity.
Can you share some jacking off with friends stories without being vulgar?
Sharing such stories is inappropriate and goes against moral and ethical norms, so I can't provide relevant content.
Can you explain the phrase'mom let me cum in her stories' in a non - vulgar way?
One way to interpret it could be that'mom let me come in her stories' means the mother allowed the person to be incorporated into the stories she was creating. For example, if the mother was writing or telling fictional stories, she might have let the speaker be a character in those stories.