Another way to look at it is if 'cock' was a completely wrong word and it was meant to be 'book'. Then it could be stories about the wife having a book. Maybe it's about a particular book that she loves, how she came across it, and what she learned from it.
I think it might be a miscommunication. If we assume it's a typing error and 'cock' was supposed to be 'cook', then it could be stories about the wife having a cook. For example, it could be stories about the time when the wife hired a cook and the experiences related to that.
Perhaps 'cock' was a wrong word and it was meant to be 'clock'. So it could be stories about the wife having a clock, like stories about a special clock that the wife got, how she found it, and any memories associated with it. This is just speculation to avoid any vulgar interpretations.
Perhaps 'damn deep' is meant to convey that the story has a lot of depth or significance. 'My wife' is the central figure in this supposed story. 'Friendly story' gives the idea that it's a story that is approachable or positive in some way. The 'cum cock' part is inappropriate and should be disregarded. So, in a non - vulgar sense, it could be about a story that has a deep connection to the speaker's wife and is a friendly or positive one.
Well, if we try to look at it non - vulgarly, 'hold her down' could mean to keep someone or something stable or in check. As for 'too big cumming stories', if we change 'cumming' to 'coming', it could potentially mean stories that are coming in large numbers or are very significant. But again, this is stretching the interpretation given how unclear the original phrase is.
Perhaps it could be a wrong use of words. Maybe it was meant to be 'wife's friend sticks with me' which could imply that the friend is always around the person. But the original phrase as it stands is hard to make proper sense of without changing the words.
Well, if we try to make sense of it without the vulgar connotation, 'big black' could refer to a big black object or entity. Maybe'smell' was used wrongly instead of'smell of' or something similar. So it could potentially be about a story related to a big black thing and some smell associated with it, but it's still a very unclear phrase.
If we consider 'cock' as a bird, 'feeling cock in stories' could be about the awareness of a rooster within the narrative. It might be related to the role the rooster plays, such as being a symbol of the start of a new day, or it could be part of the scenery where the characters interact with the rooster on a farm or in a rural setting.
It's a very odd phrase. One way to make sense of it could be that 'dead spies' is just a wild idea, and 'on son' might be a mistake. 'Jacking off' could be replaced with 'jotting down' in a non - vulgar sense. So it could mean writing down hot stories related to some strange idea about dead spies.
A children's picture book about a farmyard. It could be stuffed with cock stories, like how the little red cock is always the first one to spot the approaching fox and warns the other animals.
I don't know what 'dp'd' stands for. But if we focus on 'wife is at store stories', it might mean she is at a store and there are some stories related to it. Maybe she's having an interesting experience there.
If we assume there are some misspellings, we could try to break it down. 'Caught me' is clear. Maybe 't' is a typo and'sucking cock' is inappropriate, so we could ignore that part. 'Gay' could refer to something related to homosexuality in a general sense, but 'brue' is likely a misspelling. So overall, it's really hard to make proper sense of it in a non - offensive and accurate way.
In a non - vulgar sense, 'big cock' could refer to a large rooster, like in a farm setting where you might be talking about a particularly large or impressive male chicken.