One way to interpret it could be that'mom let me come in her stories' means the mother allowed the person to be incorporated into the stories she was creating. For example, if the mother was writing or telling fictional stories, she might have let the speaker be a character in those stories.
It might be that'mom let me cum in her stories' simply means that the mother enabled the speaker to enter the world of her stories. Maybe she was reading stories aloud and then invited the speaker to join in, either by adding their own ideas, or becoming part of the story - telling process. Without more context, it's difficult to be more precise, but these are some possible non - vulgar interpretations.
Well, since the original phrase contains vulgar elements, if we look at it from a non - vulgar perspective, we can only assume that 'dasdy' might be a name or a code name of some sort. But the rest of the phrase still doesn't make much sense. It could be a very creative but wrong - worded attempt at expressing some kind of relationship with 'dasdy' and some stories related to the gay community, but it's just speculation.
The phrase is very ambiguous. 'Cum' might be a misspelling or an abbreviation that is not common. If'mom let me come in her stories' is what is meant, it could imply that the mother allowed the speaker to be included or be a character in her stories. But again, this is just speculation without further details.
This phrase contains vulgar and inappropriate content. We should avoid using such expressions. Instead, we can focus on positive and respectful topics.
Well, we can think of 'big dick friends' as friends who are very confident and self - assured. They have that kind of boldness that makes them stand out in a group. It's like they have a big presence, not in a physical sense but in terms of their attitude and the way they carry themselves.
Perhaps 'damn deep' is meant to convey that the story has a lot of depth or significance. 'My wife' is the central figure in this supposed story. 'Friendly story' gives the idea that it's a story that is approachable or positive in some way. The 'cum cock' part is inappropriate and should be disregarded. So, in a non - vulgar sense, it could be about a story that has a deep connection to the speaker's wife and is a friendly or positive one.
Using the phrase'sexy ass' in relation to a grandma in any context can be inappropriate. However, we could have a story like this: There was a grandma who had a very confident and sassy style. She would always wear these bright and colorful dresses that made her stand out. People around her would say she had a great sense of fashion, and she carried herself with so much grace and charm that it was like she had an inner 'glow' that made her special.
It's a very odd phrase. One way to make sense of it could be that 'dead spies' is just a wild idea, and 'on son' might be a mistake. 'Jacking off' could be replaced with 'jotting down' in a non - vulgar sense. So it could mean writing down hot stories related to some strange idea about dead spies.
Well, if we look at it symbolically, the 'big dick' could represent someone who is overconfident or overly aggressive, like a bully. And the'shrinking dick' could be about that bully losing their power or confidence. It's a rather crude way of putting it, but it could be a story about how a bully's bravado fades away.
If we assume this is a very muddled or misspoken phrase, it could potentially mean a story related to a girlfriend and something else that was misstated as 'bigger cock'. Maybe it was supposed to be 'bigger shock' or something similar and got horribly miscommunicated.
As 'cum inflation' is a vulgar concept, there is no non - vulgar version of such a story. I can offer a different kind of fantasy story. There was a brave knight who rode a magnificent white horse. He was on a quest to rescue a princess from a dragon - guarded tower. Along the way, he faced many challenges like crossing a treacherous river and fighting off bandits. But his courage and sword - fighting skills never wavered. Finally, he reached the tower, defeated the dragon, and rescued the princess.