If we really try to make it non - offensive, we could assume it was a very poor choice of words. It might be that the person was trying to say that the wife's friend is draining them in some way, like emotionally or of their time, and instead of using a more appropriate word like 'drains' they used'sucks' which is very inappropriate. However, this is really just speculation to try to make sense of a rather bad - sounding phrase.
One way to look at it non - offensively could be that it's a cultural or language - barrier - related mistake. In some languages or dialects, words can be misused when translated. So maybe the speaker was trying to convey that the wife's friend has some negative impact on them, like being overly clingy or something similar, but used the wrong word. But still, it's a very difficult phrase to make sense of in a positive or non - offensive light.
Perhaps it could be a wrong use of words. Maybe it was meant to be 'wife's friend sticks with me' which could imply that the friend is always around the person. But the original phrase as it stands is hard to make proper sense of without changing the words.
Yes. If we consider 'pussy' as a cat, it could be a story about a girl who is kidnapped and there is some sort of chaos involving a cat that is described as 'blown up'. Maybe the cat gets startled during the kidnapping and causes a lot of noise and activity.
If we view it non - offensively, 'jerks' might imply that the mom is trying to quickly correct her son's behavior. For example, if the son is about to touch a hot stove, the mom jerks his hand away. And'sucks' can be taken to mean that the mom is deeply connected to her son. She sucks in the essence of who he is, his dreams, his fears. She is always there for him, whether it's to encourage him to pursue his dreams or to soothe his fears, and these actions, though described in an odd way, show her love for her son.
This could potentially be a very strange or misphrased statement. If we assume it's a miscommunication, perhaps it was meant to say something like 'My wife's friend annoys me' which could mean that the friend has some habits or behaviors that are irritating.
I think it might be a miscommunication. If we assume it's a typing error and 'cock' was supposed to be 'cook', then it could be stories about the wife having a cook. For example, it could be stories about the time when the wife hired a cook and the experiences related to that.
No, it's a rather confusing phrase. The misspelling of 'breded' makes it difficult to understand its intended meaning. It could be a made - up or very region - specific term.
This phrase is a mess. First, the correct spelling for the verb related to self - pleasure is'masturbates' not'masterbates'. Second, 'adance' is not a word at all. Given 'wife' and'story', we might expect a story about a wife, but the other parts make it impossible to understand without major clarification or correction.
If we try to make sense of it in a non - disturbing way, we could assume that there are misspellings. Maybe 'pulled apart' was miswritten as 'pulled a0art'. And perhaps'snuff stories' could refer to stories that were cut short or ended abruptly, like a snuff of a candle. And the 'woman on rack' could be a woman on a rack in a storage area, not a torture rack. So it could be about a woman finding some abruptly ended stories while on a rack in a storage place.
Perhaps it's a play on words. Instead of taking 'intruder' literally, we can think of it as an 'intruding thought' or an 'intruding idea'. So the wife is submitting, in a sense of confronting or dealing with, this intruding concept and sharing stories related to her legs, which could be stories about how she overcame body - image issues or how her legs are a part of her identity, not in a negative or inappropriate way at all.
The phrase 'wtching wife with couple erotic stories' is quite puzzling. It could be that the person who wrote it was trying to say something about observing a wife in relation to stories about a couple that are erotic. However, the misspelling of 'watching' as 'wtching' makes it very difficult to be certain. Without further clarification, it's just a very unclear and potentially inappropriate - sounding statement.
We can see 'asstr' as an unknown or made - up term. 'Wife' is a common role. 'Cunt' is a very vulgar word but if we think of it symbolically, like the center or core of something. So, 'destroyed' could mean that the essence or the important part of this wife - like her dreams or her inner strength - has been damaged. Maybe she has faced a setback in her life that has shaken her to the core.