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From Abyssal Invasion to Bursting Stars with a Single Sword

The abyss invades, leading to the digitization of the world. This isn't a game, but a confrontation between the world and the abyss. Losing means losing our homes, and the defeat of human civilization means its end. There are no winners...at least there never have been before. Lu Heng once again stands at the starting point of the abyss' arrival, resolutely picking up the crystal core, embarking on a path strewn with blood and thorns... The abyss battlefield countdown begins: 3 hours... [Battlefield mode: Desert Escape Killing] [Main Quest: Survive three days] [Awakened initial talent 'Divine Evolution', breaking the skill level limits and elevating skills to a higher form.] The abyss invades various celestial civilizations, with cyber civilization, dark iron dwarf civilization, elves civilization... appearing in turn.

Take an unconventional path · Eastern

A Single Mother's Farm of the Gods

Elaina never anticipated discovering that her husband, the reigning emperor of the Kingdom of Luminiera, was unfaithful. To make matters worse, the one seemingly attempting to undermine their marriage was none other than her sister! Unable to confront this harsh reality, Elaina resolved to plan her escape and distance herself from her husband. However, a significant complication emerged while she was plotting her departure—she was pregnant with the emperor's child. Determined not to subject her child to the consequences of her husband's infidelity, she chose to flee with her child and embark on a fresh start in the neighboring kingdom of Darcero, utilizing her expertise in farming while also planning on raising the child that she will give birth soon all on her own without the need and support of a father. As fortune would have it, the gods appeared to favor her resolve. "Because the gods are impressed by your dedication, we reward you with a helper that will allow you to flourish in this land. In exchange, you help us grow plants that are not yet present in this world and spread them all over the world. Activating the Farm Helper. Welcome, host!" Now faced with the prospect of an entirely new life and the responsibility of her unborn child, Elaina must navigate the challenges that lie ahead. What trials and tribulations will she encounter as she endeavors to build a life for herself and her child in this unfamiliar territory?

Kyosei · Fantasy

Single Mother of a Werewolf Baby

#Romance #Fantasy #Romantasy #Werewolf #Action #Adventure #Revenge #Betrayal #CEO #Business #FemaleLead #WomenEmpowerment Eleanor Whitmore, the second daughter of the prestigious Whitmore family, was born with a golden spoon in her mouth. Wealth and social status followed her throughout her life. She had a caring mother and a protective sister... or so she believed. But one day, her perfect world shattered like fragile glass. Just when she thought life couldn’t get any worse, she had no idea the worst was yet to come. After a series of shocking events left her with nowhere to hide, she chose to fight back against those who had conspired against her. Tormented, tortured, and nearly killed, she eventually found herself carrying an unwanted child. In that moment, she made a choice... she would become a mother. And so, a single mother embarked on a long and arduous journey to seek justice... not only for herself, but for her child.

Aeron_Evernight · Fantasy

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

I Transmigrate as a Single Mother of the Three Antagonists

Qiu Tong transmigrated into a storyline about the poor family background of three major villains.. Her father was a financial fraud, and the three children she raised by herself would become super villains in the future. Their family would end up miserable. Qiu Tong wanted to leave, but the three children were so pitiful. Without her, they would die. In the end, she decided to change their fate! After that, Qiu Tong worked hard to earn a lot of money and became the richest person in City A. The three children also went from gloomy little devils to bright little angels. They even referred to her during their interview. The jaws of the executives dropped when they saw the interview. "These children look exactly like the President!" "President, bad news. Your children are looking for a stepfather for their mother!" Before long, Qiu Tong was brought to the magnificent palace where a handsome man was waiting. "You want to run away now after stealing my seeds?" "What do you want then?" "I want your heart in exchange." Qiu Tong: Charming looks and exceptional character. Off-the-charts martial arts skills and a minor expert at money-making. Eldest Child: Male, genius in chemistry. Second Child: Male, extreme martial arts skills. Third Child: Female, their mascot in her little cotton-padded jacket. A highly-intelligent and skilled hacker. Jin Yang: S Country's President. Handsome and cold-hearted. He was set up to have a one-night stand with Qiu Tong. He only found out later that she kept the children.

Wen Xiao · General

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ayaneisme

2020-08-05

The story is pretty interesting, and the presentation of it is done very well. My only complaint is that you use single quotations for speech, which was confusing at first as some people use single quotes for thought. Other then that, well done!

The Schatten Chronicles

Roselia_Black · Fantasy

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KnB FanFic: Rise(On Hiatus)

LazyTanaka · Anime & Comics

46 Chs

DarkImmortal_Intel

2018-03-07

So. . . . What's this story about? And why are there random quotes in the LN's description? Basically, all I get from those quotes is that the world sucks and some people have hope to not make it suck. . . . . So. . . what's the description then? Quotes are the worst thing to list as an introduction.

Forty Millenniums of Cultivation

The Enlightened Master Crouching Cow · Sci-fi

3523 Chs

BRICK_the_13th

2019-06-16

"If you really want to be strong... Stop caring about what your surrounding thinks of you!" This is one of the best Saitama quotes that really personifies what this character is all about. The protagonist of One Punch Man is strong (too strong) but certainly understands the power of hard work. He did after all achieve his superhuman strength from staying on a strict workout regiment - "100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km run - every single day!" With that being said, Saitama also has a lazy side that likes to procrastinate. One of the best Saitama quotes about being lazy is "I'll leave tomorrow's problems to tomorrow's me."

Cultivation Chat Group

Legend of the Paladin · Urban

3165 Chs

rakshagupta1995

2019-03-07

The best and the worst thing about love is that it cannot be expressed in words. Therefore, we have compiled a list of the best love quotes of all time. These famous inspirational love quotes and sayings can help anyone describe their emotions in words. Some of these love quotes are from people who experienced the feeling of love, hundreds of years before us, while others come from the newer generation. So, here we go with the list of best phrases about love, and being in love.

Solo Leveling(Only I Level Up)

추공 (Chugong) · Urban

270 Chs

Marvel: Don't disturb Lord Ultron's meditation

How could different lives live in harmony? How can mankind be redeemed for their evil deeds? Should the balance of the universe be maintained or let nature take its course? Are our actions destined in a higher dimension? Lord Ultron's daily life was to think about these profound questions. No matter who you are, how dare you disturb Lord Ultron's grand contemplation! They were all villains!

I'll keep a running account

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After transmigrating, I was spoiled by the black-bellied prince

Feng Furong had just won the title of Diva and wanted to go home happily to reunite with her family. However, things were unpredictable. Once she transmigrated, she got off to a bad start. She provoked the male lead as soon as she arrived, and her future was bleak… From then on, Feng Furong began to work for the male protagonist while paying off her debts and killing all over the world. Who would have thought that the male lead would actually like her! Feng Furong said,[Let's be good friends. Let's work together happily.] "It's always been a pleasure to be my wife." She had avoided him so many times, but she had fallen into his love trap step by step… [1v1, the man is stronger than the woman, cool novel]

Tang Qianxing

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[Livestream: Review of Mark I Armor at the beginning of the game]

PS: Group: 870375420 [New book: This game is too weird!] (Greetings to all the masters) ------------ "Welcome to Mr. Calm's live broadcast room. This live broadcast room will bring you to evaluate future technological creations. There's a high energy ahead. Please calm down." This was a magical livestream room. It did not broadcast hot dances or games. It used the name of reviews to sell future technology! There were mayfly particles, teleportation portals, biological bombs, antimatter batteries, star bombs, XSK-Daybreak, and other space-time technologies, and even…There was even a wormhole here! In response, the netizens in the live streaming room expressed their calmness. It was just a daily operation of the streamer. "This is a single-player game from the year 41 of the New Era. It's called 'Creator'. In it, as long as you have enough materials to hand over to the system, you can extract the things you create into reality!" After saying that, Xu Huo reached out his hand from the void and grabbed it with his five fingers, pulling it out of space…

Mr. Mint Cat

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Doomsday hot mom is farming

Just as they became parents, the apocalypse arrived. The husband and wife brought their children to the apocalypse for six years and found the space necklace, but they still couldn't escape. After opening his eyes, he returned to the pre-apocalyptic world. The space could actually be planted, and his mental ability had appeared in advance and even mutated. The couple didn't have any big ambitions. They just wanted to peacefully and low-key farm and raise fish in the apocalypse, raising the little bun until he was fair and fat. "Yes, we believe that you guys are very low-key."→_→ (Team members)

Cute middle-aged girl

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After becoming a poor daughter, her fiancé came to her door

The damsel in distress, the daughter of a noble family, A scholar from Xiaoliu Village. She was originally a phoenix flying in the sky, but one day, she was framed by others while everyone laughed at her. Her family was almost ruined. Even though she was in the golden nest, she was also mocked by the ugly faces of the others." Ah, how is she still the beautiful and charming Miss Jiaojiao who is piled up with brocade and gold beads? The Emperor is merciful. Her declining brothel is already a blessing to the ancestors!" Si Yinchen was a real phoenix born in a golden nest. When his family was defeated, he really fulfilled the saying," A phoenix that has fallen off the shelf is not as good as a chicken." When the tree fell, the monkeys scattered. Si Yinchen also thought that even if he did not lead a wandering life and did not touch the water of spring, his future would be difficult. Unexpectedly, one day, a handsome young scholar came to his door. He calmly took out the token in his arms." We were engaged when we were young. Now that you're of age, I'm here."

Pushing a boat across the water

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