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From Abyssal Invasion to Bursting Stars with a Single Sword

The abyss invades, leading to the digitization of the world. This isn't a game, but a confrontation between the world and the abyss. Losing means losing our homes, and the defeat of human civilization means its end. There are no winners...at least there never have been before. Lu Heng once again stands at the starting point of the abyss' arrival, resolutely picking up the crystal core, embarking on a path strewn with blood and thorns... The abyss battlefield countdown begins: 3 hours... [Battlefield mode: Desert Escape Killing] [Main Quest: Survive three days] [Awakened initial talent 'Divine Evolution', breaking the skill level limits and elevating skills to a higher form.] The abyss invades various celestial civilizations, with cyber civilization, dark iron dwarf civilization, elves civilization... appearing in turn.

Take an unconventional path · Eastern

A Single Mother's Farm of the Gods

Elaina never anticipated discovering that her husband, the reigning emperor of the Kingdom of Luminiera, was unfaithful. To make matters worse, the one seemingly attempting to undermine their marriage was none other than her sister! Unable to confront this harsh reality, Elaina resolved to plan her escape and distance herself from her husband. However, a significant complication emerged while she was plotting her departure—she was pregnant with the emperor's child. Determined not to subject her child to the consequences of her husband's infidelity, she chose to flee with her child and embark on a fresh start in the neighboring kingdom of Darcero, utilizing her expertise in farming while also planning on raising the child that she will give birth soon all on her own without the need and support of a father. As fortune would have it, the gods appeared to favor her resolve. "Because the gods are impressed by your dedication, we reward you with a helper that will allow you to flourish in this land. In exchange, you help us grow plants that are not yet present in this world and spread them all over the world. Activating the Farm Helper. Welcome, host!" Now faced with the prospect of an entirely new life and the responsibility of her unborn child, Elaina must navigate the challenges that lie ahead. What trials and tribulations will she encounter as she endeavors to build a life for herself and her child in this unfamiliar territory?

Kyosei · Fantasy

Single Mother of a Werewolf Baby

#Romance #Fantasy #Romantasy #Werewolf #Action #Adventure #Revenge #Betrayal #CEO #Business #FemaleLead #WomenEmpowerment Eleanor Whitmore, the second daughter of the prestigious Whitmore family, was born with a golden spoon in her mouth. Wealth and social status followed her throughout her life. She had a caring mother and a protective sister... or so she believed. But one day, her perfect world shattered like fragile glass. Just when she thought life couldn’t get any worse, she had no idea the worst was yet to come. After a series of shocking events left her with nowhere to hide, she chose to fight back against those who had conspired against her. Tormented, tortured, and nearly killed, she eventually found herself carrying an unwanted child. In that moment, she made a choice... she would become a mother. And so, a single mother embarked on a long and arduous journey to seek justice... not only for herself, but for her child.

Aeron_Evernight · Fantasy

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

I Transmigrate as a Single Mother of the Three Antagonists

Qiu Tong transmigrated into a storyline about the poor family background of three major villains.. Her father was a financial fraud, and the three children she raised by herself would become super villains in the future. Their family would end up miserable. Qiu Tong wanted to leave, but the three children were so pitiful. Without her, they would die. In the end, she decided to change their fate! After that, Qiu Tong worked hard to earn a lot of money and became the richest person in City A. The three children also went from gloomy little devils to bright little angels. They even referred to her during their interview. The jaws of the executives dropped when they saw the interview. "These children look exactly like the President!" "President, bad news. Your children are looking for a stepfather for their mother!" Before long, Qiu Tong was brought to the magnificent palace where a handsome man was waiting. "You want to run away now after stealing my seeds?" "What do you want then?" "I want your heart in exchange." Qiu Tong: Charming looks and exceptional character. Off-the-charts martial arts skills and a minor expert at money-making. Eldest Child: Male, genius in chemistry. Second Child: Male, extreme martial arts skills. Third Child: Female, their mascot in her little cotton-padded jacket. A highly-intelligent and skilled hacker. Jin Yang: S Country's President. Handsome and cold-hearted. He was set up to have a one-night stand with Qiu Tong. He only found out later that she kept the children.

Wen Xiao · General

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2020-08-05

The story is pretty interesting, and the presentation of it is done very well. My only complaint is that you use single quotations for speech, which was confusing at first as some people use single quotes for thought. Other then that, well done!

The Schatten Chronicles

Roselia_Black · Fantasy

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KnB FanFic: Rise(On Hiatus)

LazyTanaka · Anime & Comics

46 Chs

DarkImmortal_Intel

2018-03-07

So. . . . What's this story about? And why are there random quotes in the LN's description? Basically, all I get from those quotes is that the world sucks and some people have hope to not make it suck. . . . . So. . . what's the description then? Quotes are the worst thing to list as an introduction.

Forty Millenniums of Cultivation

The Enlightened Master Crouching Cow · Sci-fi

3523 Chs

BRICK_the_13th

2019-06-16

"If you really want to be strong... Stop caring about what your surrounding thinks of you!" This is one of the best Saitama quotes that really personifies what this character is all about. The protagonist of One Punch Man is strong (too strong) but certainly understands the power of hard work. He did after all achieve his superhuman strength from staying on a strict workout regiment - "100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km run - every single day!" With that being said, Saitama also has a lazy side that likes to procrastinate. One of the best Saitama quotes about being lazy is "I'll leave tomorrow's problems to tomorrow's me."

Cultivation Chat Group

Legend of the Paladin · Urban

3165 Chs

Luckyboy13

2018-05-03

It's really a good read. Simple and funny yet with nice quotes n stuff integrated so naturally. I was laughing so hard while reading this book. Really wished it to be completed.

I’m Really a Superstar

Chang Yu · Urban

1696 Chs

A gun shop at the beginning

In another world, humans held modified firearms and brazenly fought against gods and monsters. The protagonist who inherited a gun repair shop and unexpectedly obtained the mysterious talent of controlling metal. Strengthening the gun barrel, upgrading the parts, and pushing the limits of the ability to kill and destroy! He used the most dazzling gun fire to illuminate the night, and the sharpest bullets to pierce through everything. Where the muzzle of the gun pointed, even the gods had to bow down!

White-browed Red Panda

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[Godly Tycoon: 100 times Critical Hit Return]

Zhang Bu, Zhang Fengxian, who has been hovering at the passing line in his life He was cheating in this lousy game of life! Congratulations! Congratulations! He had an attitude of not rejecting, not replying, and not pandering! Feng Xian finally became a passive tycoon What qualifications do you have? Why should I spend money?

Stone Cliff Sanren

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Strange Revival: Evolving from Skeleton

When [Skeleton + God + Hegemony] woke up, Lin Ze had transmigrated to a world where demons were rampant. He had even been reborn into a little skeleton that could not move. By chance, he activated the Undead Demon God System. Thus, a strange skeleton was born. He absorbed the fear of all living beings and continuously evolved to become stronger. He cut through all obstacles and embarked on his invincible path! Thus, after the powerful monsters revived, they died at his hands. Forbidden zones were destroyed by him one after another. Therefore, he had no choice. He was known as the Dread Lord, the Tyrant of Death… He was the most terrifying Demon God in the Strange Revival World! P.S. 1: The protagonist is decisive, the overall style of writing is dark, and those who like the Virgin Mary character have mistakenly entered. The new book has set sail, and I beg for protection! P.S.2: The introduction is too weak, please see the main text.

The salt is light and the wind is light

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But I love you

In her previous life, Xia Shengge had always thought that she was an illegitimate daughter who could not be exposed to the public. Her birth was a sin. He was willing to be his sister Xia Ruoling's double and shooter. Even if he had to take the blame and go to jail, he would never complain. Until the last bit of value was squeezed dry by his beloved 'family'. After she was sold, she only found out that everything was a scam before she died. When he woke up from his dream, his hatred surged to the heavens. Xia Shengge walked up to the stage from behind the scenes and stripped off all the glory of being a " sister." Her sister was a genius composer with a heavenly voice? I'm sorry, she wrote the lyrics and sang the song. Her sister was the top scorer of the college entrance examination and a top student? I'm sorry, she was the one who took the college entrance examination on behalf of me. My sister is a big idiot. His sister had countless big shots backing her up. Whoever touched her would die. Sorry, the real savior of those big shots was actually her. They turned around and praised her to the top. Her sister had a crush on Lu Jiucheng, the head of the Lu Corporation, for many years and had always hyped up that she was the only one worthy of Lu Jiucheng. Xia Shengge removed her ugly makeup and swore to take away everything that Xia Ruoling was obsessed with… No, wait! Forget it. Lu Jiucheng was a paranoid and sickly big shot. He was the famous " Life-Taking Yama " in Yun Du, and she really couldn't afford to offend him. However, when she turned around, Xia Shengge was blocked by Lu Jiucheng at the corner. He kissed her passionately on the lips." You were the one who provoked me first. Now you want to run away? Too late." * * * The nine cities of Shengge, a lifetime of gentleness. In this world, there were always some encounters because they were destined, and there were always some misses because they wanted to reunite. [The cold and paranoid sickly male protagonist who is only gentle to the female protagonist VS the reborn female protagonist who is committed to regaining her identity and taking revenge.]

Xiangsi Zi

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In the unknown world, I spend money crazily

In the strange weather that alternated between hot and cold, in the streets and alleys that reeked of blood, creatures with blood-red eyes began to attack others crazily. The countdown that appeared out of thin air proved that this was not a dream, but a survival game. The numbers that kept jumping on Li Chengcheng's body told her that players who didn't find anything awesome would die, and they would come back to life when the time was reset. Creatures that gathered crazily; Spying on all objects; The rainforest that suddenly appeared; A maze with an unknown path ahead; The fruit of learning to breathe; The sickly and delicate princess… How could she survive and successfully escape from the game? (P.S.: Female Lead's various small group pets, luck raised to the maximum value; Male Lead has nothing he can't do, only Cheng Cheng can't think of)

Crazy Cry

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