funny quotes about sleeping

She's My Sleeping Pill

15 years ago, his elder brother was killed right in front of him in the middle of the night – killed by their most trusted driver. Since then, Stefan had a hard time sleeping and often got nightmares. He learned not to trust anyone. Cayenne worked almost all day and all night. She only got three hours of sleep every day. She was the breadwinner of their family since her mother was diagnosed with tuberculosis. She thought she would have a great time working as a receptionist in a hotel. Until… “I’ll pay you an additional $3000 a month. Sleep with me.” Stefan placed a signed check on the table in front of her. Her head was spinning at the large sum of money. She can finally buy her mother’s medication and send her brothers to school without worry. But to sleep with him? “I’m sorry if I come off rude but, I can’t sleep with you sir.” She tried to refuse politely, afraid that she will lose her job if he felt displease towards her. Stefan took off his coat and placed on the backrest of his chair. “Think about my offer carefully. It wasn’t so bad sleeping with you after all.” It was a mistake she made on her part when she fell asleep right beside him on his bed, drunk and dizzy. Will he make the mistake of trusting someone again? Will he entrust his life to her by sleeping soundly beside her? How will they face each other when they started to unveil the mystery of their identities? ***cover isn’t mine***edited by a friend***I don’t earn anything from this picture*** Original cover was taken from Mr Love: Queen's Choice Related videos and pictures can be seen in Koi to Producer: EVOL×LOVE

_frieyaVida · Urban

Suami Sleeping Beauty-ku

Dijodohkan oleh ayahnya, Cynthia Miller menggantikan saudara perempuannya dan menikah dengan seseorang yang dalam kondisi vegetatif. Pada malam pernikahan, suaminya keluar dari koma. Alston Smith, seorang pria yang cuek, keras kepala, dan tegas, meninggalkan satu-satunya kelembutan dan kelemahannya kepada Cynthia. Cynthia mengira Alston sangat mencintainya, tetapi kemudian dia menemukan dirinya hanya sebagai pengganti. "Kamu adalah istriku, jadi jangan pernah berusaha untuk meninggalkanku!" Dia ingin melarikan diri darinya tetapi dipaksa untuk tetap tinggal. "Alston, seorang istri seharusnya dikenal oleh semua temanmu. Jika tidak, itu disebut kekasih. Kamu tidak pernah menganggpku sebagai istri, tetapi aku tidak akan pernah menjadi kekasihmu..."

Lyanna Nichols · Urban

Sleeping With The CEO

Emily Molson, PA to Derek Haven, CEO of Haven Group has nightmares every night, that prevent her from getting a good night's rest. Derek Haven, on the other hand is lucky to get any sleep at all. The two of them work close together but have no idea that they have the same problem. Then one night they end up in bed together and a miracle happens.

cai_hong · Urban

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

The Devil's Sleeping Beauty

(Updates on hold) She had always thought that he was a devil in human flesh. She feared him and hated him for the sins he committed but after seeing how much he changed to be a better person for her, it took her a great amount of courage to forgive him since by the time she found out the truth about him, she had already loved him. From being the worst husband and father to the best husband and father one can ever have, He was given a second chance to correct every wrong deed he did. He was the man who destroyed their family and it took death to make him realize his wrongdoings. ------ Author: BerriApplepi IG: @berriapplepi Discord: https://discord.gg/z56kkGG Donate: paypal.me/berriapplepie FB Page: Berriapplepi Modern Fairytale series: The Devil's Sleeping Beauty (Sleeping Beauty) Ten Years Late: The Bullied Husband(Little Red Riding Hood) Beast Under Her Dress: Princess, Don't Run! (Beauty and the Beast) The Devil Who Devoured Snow White(Snow White) My Evil Cinderella: Taming a Villainous Wife (Cinderella) Ways on How to Confess (Little Mermaid) The chapters are still in the process of being edited.

BerriApplepi · Urban

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So. . . . What's this story about? And why are there random quotes in the LN's description? Basically, all I get from those quotes is that the world sucks and some people have hope to not make it suck. . . . . So. . . what's the description then? Quotes are the worst thing to list as an introduction.

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